March 05, 2014
2nd Period - 16:05
2013-2014 Regular Season
Voting Results
Kris Russell 4.2% (3 votes)
Bobby Ryan 71.8% (51 votes)
Draw 23.9% (17 votes)

Past User Reviews
Posted by Spinner55 on March 06, 2014 at 05:40 PM

Looked like figure skaters having a domestic dispute.

Posted by Behn Wilson on March 06, 2014 at 10:43 AM

Ryan's stick gets the worst of it as two "can't fighters" spontaneously engage each other without a plan or the ability to do so I'm not much of a drinker but in honour of Cheescup's initiative maybe we should all try writing at least one alcohol inspired review per month What could go wrong? Lol

Posted by boldbilly on March 06, 2014 at 02:33 PM

lol lol ....are you kidding me ....THIS LOOKED LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE.....SHAKEN RAGG DOLL....STARRING CURT RUSSELL THEN TO MY CHAGRIN.........It turns out to be Kris Russell instead.......... I'm going to call it a draw and Russell needs to go get checked for shaken baby syndrome..... RUSSELL..........SOME ONE GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD.....sorry mister Peters

Posted by cheesecup on March 06, 2014 at 01:36 AM

Ok, I'm drunk. Helps a man speak from the heart. I love a fight resulting out of pure emotion. It happens. It doesn't matter that both these guys aren't pure fighters. What does matter is that there is a limit switch and both these guys can blow a fuse. Draw and well done.

Posted by Great Murray on March 06, 2014 at 01:07 PM

Now that was pathetic!!!

Posted by rocky 1 on March 07, 2014 at 02:03 AM


Posted by doobi1 on March 06, 2014 at 08:30 PM

Give Russell credit for going after Ryan, but the end result is a draw at best.

Posted by Dave Brown HOF on March 11, 2014 at 12:24 AM

Well, I'll give Kristen Russell a little bit of credit, as at least he didn't receive an epic knockout like his fellow Calfairy teammate did the other night. So, I guess that can be considered progress for that team. But he just embarrassed himself in other ways by losing and getting rag dolled like the little bitch that he his by a skill player and a TOTAL non fighter in Bobby Ryan.......or whatever his name is this week. But Kristen, if you're going to pretend to be a man and drop the gloves, at least pretend like your not fighting with your skate guards still on. Now go and make yourself useful and go and try and wake up Westgarth from his week long nap......and see if he can hopefully remember what his name is...while hopefully, for his sake anyways, forgetting what so called "team" he plays for. Stalk-Clairealexande.......wrong again, my friend, as I never stopped posting on here. YOU just waited for a bit until the restraining order that I had to get on you ran out, so that you could continue stalking me and my posts. And saying that Kassian is a non fighter when he tried everything he could outside of begging your two "toughest" players(O'Brien & Bouma) left in that line brawl game to fight him. Wow, that says a lot if your "tough" guys were too scared to fight one of our "non fighters". Must have been hard for them to play after pissing themselves after Kassian asked them to drop the gloves........But you're a funny guy/girl........but, might I add, totally fucking delusional and clueless too.

Posted by DARCY T on March 30, 2014 at 08:01 AM

i guess considering russell's size nobody expected him to win but it looks like ryan grabbed him by chin strap and russell was trying to undone it while ryan sneaked in a couple ryan

Posted by mikebflorida on March 06, 2014 at 09:34 AM

All Ryan.

Posted by staceyb on March 06, 2014 at 05:13 AM

Bruiser Bobby decisions Clubber Kris.

Posted by GCBC00 on March 05, 2014 at 11:40 PM

Not much going on here, but good to see each get in their first fight of the season. Win Ryan...I guess.

Posted by EK65 on March 06, 2014 at 09:51 AM

Bobby your word is intense, I-N-T-E-N-S-E I'm about to go on a frustrated Senators fan rant if you don't want to read it stop here, I will provide a tl;dr version at the end. I'm not sure if you watched the game but, there probably should have been more than this fight... an incident where Butler/MacArthur and Condra/Byron dropped the gloves and through a decent amount of punches and were given 2/4 minute roughing respectively...That pathetically is one of the only positive things from this game or any game recently for that matter...we finally decided to stick up for ourselves..and bond as a team besides that I'm so frustrated with our decisions and it hurts me to see our team right now.... tl;dr we stink recently and im happy we stood up for ourselves.

Posted by bigmike53 on March 05, 2014 at 11:50 PM

Was Russell trying to win this fight on his knees? A ludicrous display of pugilism. I reluctantly give Ryan the edge.

Posted by ghjkfdhgfd on March 06, 2014 at 12:05 AM


Posted by Jordybats99 on February 19, 2016 at 07:47 PM

Nothing really landing but what did came from Ryan. Win Bobby Ryan.

Posted by Luvdafights on March 06, 2014 at 03:18 PM

Wow I have never been able to see Ryan fight before. He takes the W in this one.

Posted by Humper on March 06, 2014 at 10:48 AM

My my, but the cast of Big Bang Theory could have put on a better display than this. Believe me, it's a draw because there are no winners here. Including you and me.

Posted by claire alexande on March 08, 2014 at 04:25 PM

so-called "fight" can only be scored a draw--non-fighters like these two should just stop wasting people's time. Like non-fighters such as Kassian, Burrows, and most everybody else on that train wreck on the West Coast. dbhof--you made a lot more sense when you stopped posting here, my friend.

Posted by Attikdrum on March 06, 2014 at 01:43 PM

Not the best fight but for a first fight of the season, Ryan seem a lot bigger than the small Russell.

Posted by kkdowning on March 06, 2014 at 08:54 AM

These two going is certainly unexpected. While neither can fight, they gave it an honest effort, sort of a like a colt at his first attempt at breeding

Posted by pvdrummer2000 on March 06, 2014 at 09:56 PM

Ryan with the edge in this crap scrap

Posted by Massive Coiler on March 05, 2014 at 11:44 PM

Always exciting to see a star player fight, even if the result is less than spectacular. Ryan wins this by wrestling and possibly even trying to throw a punch or two at his opponent. What was with the little slaps on the back there at the end?

Posted by hughcares on March 06, 2014 at 01:25 PM

Hey Booby, maybe if you played like this a little bit more in the past team USA wouldn't have passed on you. Then again with you on the team I'm sure the good'ol USA Olympic team would have come in a solid fourth! Good to see Booby leading Ottawa right out of the playoffs this year.

Posted by King of Goons on March 05, 2014 at 11:42 PM

Two horrible non-fighters make for a horrible fight. I didn't realize Bobby Ryan was such a little b*tch. Now I know.