March 27, 2009
1st Period - 16:13
2008-2009 Regular Season
Voting Results
George Parros 4.6% (6 votes)
Zack Stortini 71.8% (94 votes)
Draw 23.7% (31 votes)

Past User Reviews
Posted by Togalthorpe on March 29, 2009 at 12:30 AM

Stortini got lucky Parros fell. Easy Draw

Posted by Xgoalie1 on March 28, 2009 at 04:04 PM

You don't give a win to a guy who breaks the code as StorHuggy did. It's one thing to get tied up and get your tail whipped, but that was not the case here. Watch the arm continue as they fell to the ice. I agree with keeping an eye out for a rematch on Tuesday.

Posted by b_eazzzy on February 11, 2010 at 01:27 PM

parros is so wack...always getting pushed around

Posted by pepsigenerate on March 28, 2009 at 09:22 PM

not one of parros good bouts,and as for stortini,connects with one uppercut that caught parros when he was off balance.

Posted by hall5875 on March 29, 2009 at 01:07 AM

even though he didn't embarrass himself, is there a worse fighter than Stortini? Hollweg doesn't count.

Posted by MajorGroove on March 28, 2009 at 02:50 PM

Again Princeton Parros with no balance. Come on George! Stortini lands one punch; Storts hits him from behind right when Georgie is falling down. A good fight for Stortini? Uh, no. This is a crap draw. Then again I guess Storts fans have to make a big deal out of something since he at least didn't hug in this one.

Posted by GloveChucker on March 28, 2009 at 06:36 PM

Parros slipped, Storts hit him in the back of the head as he was going whistle for Storts leaving his skates on the previous hit...the guy is lame, Parros will fix him up next week.

Posted by Crankshaft3 on March 28, 2009 at 03:46 PM

A funky looking "fight" between two less than graceful opponents. Parros always looks like he is walking on marbles, which is baffling considering how much he fights. And as for Stort-weenie... not sure why he is still on an NHL roster. Oilers fans, calm down. Call it a win if you want to, but I wouldn't be too proud of this one.

Posted by DARCY T on August 06, 2009 at 07:23 AM


Posted by bradtheskiking on March 28, 2009 at 07:15 PM

parros has nt looked real good lately needs to get back on tract

Posted by bruiseyoureye on March 28, 2009 at 12:08 PM

the asshole referee tried to stop this fight.........but in any case of the word draw because thats what it was......a draw....nothing landed at way in hell can you give either a win for this piece of sh*t fight

Posted by GSP09 on March 28, 2009 at 12:34 PM

I see it as a draw also, as George lost his balance swinging and that doesn't give a win to the other guy in my book.

Posted by doug_houda4life on March 28, 2009 at 01:39 PM

Cheap shots to the back of the head do NOT constitute a win...this thing never got off the ground. Too much traffic and linesman right there to disrupt the flow. We all know that Pushbroom Parros tunes up 'Tini in a toe-to-toe bout. Credit to the Zack Attack for facing up, though.

Posted by scooter231 on March 28, 2009 at 06:05 PM

Draw. Parros hit him with one shot at the beginning and Stortini hit him with one uppercut. That was the whole fight.

Posted by SOCALFAN on March 28, 2009 at 07:03 PM

Stortini had the advantage but he needs to learn the code. When you hit some one after they have fallen the league will remember and help you to come to an understanding of your lackings.

Posted by tpberger on March 28, 2009 at 06:14 AM

I'll give it a draw. George got a good right in at the beginning. Stortini's got a good right in as well, but the rest of his shots missed the mark.

Posted by berlzbro on March 30, 2009 at 05:10 PM

What fight are you guys watching? George landed two and Stortini got two assists from the F'ing refs. GET OUT OF THE WAY IDIOTS! Either break it up or let them fight but do not get in the way!

Posted by Rebels on March 28, 2009 at 08:37 AM


Posted by siltmipa on March 28, 2009 at 12:48 PM

Stortini has eaten testicles...or just good luck. But anyway w S

Posted by Riomouse911 on March 30, 2009 at 04:03 PM

ZS looked more suprised than we were after that one. That roundabout punch caught an open eye and hurt GP.

Posted by jh7468 on March 28, 2009 at 09:16 PM

Stortini won, then lost all respect from real men by acting like a little girl.

Posted by kimo_coyote on March 28, 2009 at 01:19 PM

Close not much. Ok give it Stortini, but as they say "payback is a bitch" my money will be on Parros on the rematch and you can count on a rematch.

Posted by whtrussian on March 29, 2009 at 01:28 PM

For a heayweight to loose or draw with Stortini is not a good sign.

Posted by legion31 on March 28, 2009 at 06:59 PM

stortini the new champ !!! loooooool

Posted by Juha82 on March 28, 2009 at 06:14 AM

slight edge Stortini

Posted by BooSanta on March 29, 2009 at 08:04 PM

I really hate giving this to Storts. It looked really cheap with those hits, but well it is a fight for Howe's sakes and you got Big Clumsly Stash stumblin again after missing with a haymaker. Storts will take this one Pornstash will want a rematch.

Posted by BruinLeader on March 28, 2009 at 09:41 PM

Stortini gets major points here for going, but should have stopped throwing.

Posted by highstick21 on March 28, 2009 at 09:48 AM

a blind squirrel gets a nut now and then

Posted by blackgoldfan on March 28, 2009 at 09:29 AM

parros gets spun around and gets surprised by storts. i'll call this an upset and give storts the w but i think parros will want to try again in the rematct coming up.

Posted by Your Mom on March 29, 2009 at 11:09 PM

Parros gets turned around and only shots delivered when back is turned - pretty weak of Storts but I'd hit him too...

Posted by 2001GT on March 28, 2009 at 03:06 PM

If these two fought 100 times, Zacks performance was about as good as he could ever hope to do. Edmonton is full of fat chicks named Tracy and mullet wearing tards like Zack...ha!

Posted by OneilltheGiant on March 28, 2009 at 04:16 AM

Win Stortini in this one.

Posted by Ricar1030 on March 28, 2009 at 04:34 AM

I am a Ducks fan but gotta say Parros lost this one. Lucky punch maybe, but anyway a loss for Parros.

Posted by mikebflorida on March 28, 2009 at 05:30 PM

Stortini didn't win this fight as much as Stache lost it by having terrible balance and stumbling when he throws a punch. Zack didn't throw anything worthwhile but does enough to steal a win.

Posted by Poop Jack Pappy on March 28, 2009 at 10:38 AM

Zack hit the Stache with a couple of good shots. Zack with the win

Posted by Sukoshi84 on March 28, 2009 at 04:09 PM

Win Stortini... there was nothing cheap about any of thos shos from Storts, some of [email protected]'s will do anything to keep your petty fake hate going for Storts.

Posted by oilersfansylvan on March 29, 2009 at 01:41 AM

Attaa boy MacT will put him in press box, him and JF.........Put MacT in pressbox and Oilers win every game left.

Posted by rocky 1 on March 28, 2009 at 07:23 PM

Ever since macintyre came to edmonton zach finally relized his job was on the line and started to throw.Close win here for zach after parros lost his first bout of the night as well! Next game lets throw in big mac to clean up parros for good!

Posted by Crooked on March 28, 2009 at 03:04 AM

stortini actually won one... wow

Posted by hal29 on March 28, 2009 at 08:03 PM

socalfan give up on that code bullshyt,no body is going to remember or go after himno other players many guys broke the so called code and nobody has gone or done anything to any of them..give it up.i've so much talk of the code this year,why are so many people bringing it up this year,cause your players are loosing a fight to a so called code breaker you stortini..didn't see stortini throw a late punch either..exscuses!!!

Posted by crosscheck52 on March 28, 2009 at 09:19 PM

Ouch, Stortini wins. Wasn't expecting that.

Posted by Oil80 on March 28, 2009 at 08:36 AM

Storts is the best!

Posted by 99greatestever on March 30, 2009 at 12:31 AM

some of you posters are unbelieveable sometimes! Zach actually beats one of the toughest guys in the league, and you call it a draw?? then you find excuses why Parros lost. give me a break! Parros lost fair and square to a guy who is starting to become a pretty good fighter. start giving Zach some credit!!

Posted by Behn Wilson on March 28, 2009 at 02:32 PM

Good job standing up for Sourray, and a gutsy performance overall gives...I think I've only ever written these words once before, so excuse for pausing to triple check...yes, we have confirmation...a win for Stortini. ''Beware the pale horse''.

Posted by bostonrs555 on March 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM

No Code or Honor for Stortini, and I love it!!!! Mr. Hair takes a knee after taking a good shot by Storts. Get up Rock!!! Cause Mickey Loves ya!!!!

Posted by Blackhawk23 on March 28, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Stortini keeps getting better while Parros continues to slide. Both these guys are solid fourth liners but both are also a step below the top fighters in the league.

Posted by jcstokes on March 28, 2009 at 05:37 PM

Forget the announcers, you have a chance to land an off balance shot- you land it. Stortini, a horrible fighter, saw it and took it for the win.

Posted by tattooedkingpin on March 28, 2009 at 02:31 PM

Stortini delivered the punishment at the end. W to Stortini

Posted by moneybags on March 28, 2009 at 05:58 AM

stortini wins.ive never printed that before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by bruins rule on March 28, 2009 at 07:18 AM

stortini gets the win in this fight.

Posted by runky on March 28, 2009 at 04:56 PM

Great hit followed by the pair off at the whistle. If Parros could ever develop some balance, he'd have a shot at the title but he needs to hit the gym and get some leg and core strength. His balance cost him again in this one. Stortini by a good margin.

Posted by Hmwrecker11 on March 29, 2009 at 06:25 PM

Think Goerge got a few seat-belt hits from Stort that woke him up. Stortini gets slim win and looked to be more intense and ready to brawl.

Posted by carolyn1946 on March 28, 2009 at 11:37 AM

hate the ducks. dirt bags stortini winner

Posted by kingpaolo on April 02, 2009 at 07:55 PM

Storts with the clear win

Posted by Spinner55 on March 28, 2009 at 08:26 AM

Pornstar Parros makes move on Stortini and ends up going down for him. Stortini finishes the act with a hug. Might there be a adult movie line in the making?

Posted by TrueBlue26 on March 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM


Posted by Boogeyman2383 on March 28, 2009 at 04:53 AM


Posted by Heavyweight2 on March 29, 2009 at 06:22 PM

Huggy bear won?

Posted by Wild24 on March 29, 2009 at 06:30 PM

Win to Stortini

Posted by DaBomb1 on March 29, 2009 at 06:15 PM

Shows hwo much PArros is overrated

Posted by Fightsfan748 on March 29, 2009 at 06:26 PM

parros is pathetic

Posted by azjim on March 28, 2009 at 09:28 AM

It took him a year to learn. Went from hug it out every time to throw punches on occasion and lose to finally winning an actual fight. Big Zach is all growed up.

Posted by philabronc on March 28, 2009 at 04:43 PM

Who woulda thunk it? Stortini actually winning a fight against anyone, much less The 'Stash Man?

Posted by Sweeney2112 on March 28, 2009 at 02:49 PM

1st, I'm a huge Flyers fan but I don't know who the worst fighter in the league is...Parros or Cote?

Posted by chad420 on March 28, 2009 at 11:55 AM

win of the most improved fighters of the year...a 5

Posted by bloodchurn on March 28, 2009 at 04:21 AM

Holy crap Zack Stortini beat George Parros! I think I just saw a pig fly past my window!

Posted by Hambone13 on March 28, 2009 at 07:45 AM

Parros did nothing. Clear Win Stortini.

Posted by tomales2 on March 28, 2009 at 08:15 PM

How embarrassing Georgie. Late punch? I'm not convinced, at all, that a code even exists anymore

Posted by Cherndig on March 28, 2009 at 11:15 AM

One of Zach's better fights lately for sure. The re-match is tuesday we'll see if Zach's got John Holmes's number or if it was fluke. W for ZS

Posted by BigBadBruins68 on March 28, 2009 at 02:52 PM

Jeez, it's like Parros is handicapped or something. Did he ever learn to stand on skates?

Posted by Rex from MN on March 28, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Looks like George needs to recharge his intimidation attitude or he'll end up looking like Roy. Storts gets my vote for most improved fighter this year.

Posted by marinermoose38 on March 28, 2009 at 03:35 PM

CLEAR WIN for Zack!! Zack absolutely popped him one as Parros got twisted around. He doesn't win many, but this is as obvious as they get: Win Stortini.