When did this game switch to a national geographic bio on male monkeys trying to prove manhood?

Too bad you couldn't give some one a -10 for how good they were. LOL that was hilarious. Looks like Brashear might wanna give him a few pointers.

I had that exact move pulled on me...when I was 10. It was for taking the Nintendo controller away from my cousin mid-jump...in Koopas Kingdom. Important level...he was pissed.

W T F

Ummmm.........yea. An A for effort and a D for effectiveness.Not pretty, but dam funny.

Was that Semin running down Staal's back??!!

That was great .It would be an insult to girls to say that Semin punches like a girl.

Cat fight, Cat Fight!!! Semin should be obligated to retire from playing hockey...for ever. I've seen better fights in ringette games - embarassing!

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!! I was having a terrible weekend until I saw that. Even the announcers were making fun of him. What a little girl. My fourl year old daughter could kick hiss a$$!!! HILARIOUS!!

Semin can throw em with both hands!!

HA HA HA, HE SLAPPED HIM HA HA HA

Semin should fight crosby in a jello wrestling match. Fags.

LMFAO What the hell was that nonsense by Semin!!!? HANDS DOWN FIGHT OF THE YEAR! That was classic.

Almost as bad as Cindy Crosby earlier. I would love to be in the Cap's locker room for the teasing after this one.

Semin has not quite adjusted to NHL fighting norms. He's more of a sandbox kind of scrapper: "Give me back my shirt! I'm going to tell mommy on you!"

WTF is with that slapping shit semin?!?!?!?!

Semin should be ashamed!

draw. points for staal for getting the jersey over the head, but score points for semin for getting 'shots' to staal's. embarrassing for both players with semin's punching style and staal turtle at the end.

Semin... a classic example of a Russian figure skater playing hockey...soap on the rope, anyone?

this is ridiculous, I am embarrassed to watch this video on hockeyfights.com Both Marc and Alexander need a beating by somebody who actually knows how and what fighting is about.

Staal wanted her naked, so she slapped him.

Seriously ?!?! I called this Girl on Girl action a draw…. The first G…. A…. Y… thing was Stall going after the smallest guy on the ice in Semin! Then it got worse with the B…. I …. T…. C…. H…. slapping Stall got! Hey Stall you and A-O were dancing at the other end of the ice and then you go after Semin?!?! I don’t know what to say when you turtle like that so I can only offer F… A… G…!!!

he looked like the kid from A Christmas Story

Basketball players fight better than that. O.K. no they don't

That has got to be the FFOTY! Unbelievable! Semin should play in the NBA with punches like that! 'Thees is how we fight een Rahshuh!' Hilarious! Staal has to be embarrassed that he's even IN that clip! Sportscenter, here you come!

wow worst fight ive ever seen look at those punches by semin a two year old could throw better shots than that lol draw.

HAha i dont know what to say, What are the russians teaching these guys?

I have never seen something so sad. Semin should be given a 10 game suspension for giving fighting a bad name. Imagine what Orr and Brash must have been thinking.

I give it a draw just because Semin tried.

Perhaps a sister site should be started called "hokeybitchslaps.com", because that's where this belongs. I am also confused on how to score this.

O-o Someone give Semin some drumsticks, he might make a good solo. I'ma say thats a draw considering Semin slapped him a few times, but it was the worst fight in hockey history. @bluesrule08, Semin was laughing at Crosby for his points, not his fighting. He said Crosby makes plays but hes not that special, considering many of his points are for second assists. Also, Crosby CANNOT fight. Have you seen him? First time, he jumps a guy and punches him in the nuts while the guy is being held down by Crosbys teammate. Second, he jumps the guy and pulls the jersey without having the courtesy to even NOTIFY him that they were gonna fight. He knew he couldn't win so he cheapshots him and jumps him first.

A classic. I think the Europians need to learn to fight before they lace them up in the NHL.

Is there anything worse than horrible to Give to Semin.

Haha. WTF was that? I like the silverback reference...except that a gorilla's punches would definitely hurt. Semin was more or less slapping Staal. Draw in an embarrassing fight.

UGH!!!!!

how did staal get so many votes??a draw

Haha, oh man, Semin is probably one of my favourite NHL players, but this was just embarrassing.

What the hell was that?

Beaten to death with a purse. Embarrassing.

lol no winner.

Can someone please show Semin how to throw a punch????? He is just lucky that Staal was not smart enough to keep throwing punches instead of trying to pull Semin's sweater off...

What the hell was Semin doing ? With fighting skills like that he would get his ass kicked routinely in women's leagues as well. Another one that should never attempt engaging in fisticuffs again.

Did I really see what I just saw? Good thing Semin didn't have his purse with him, or he would have hit him that too.

I refuse to give Semin the win here. Draw.

Went SILVERBACK on him - hilarious!

You could almost hear the dialog as they went to the ice. "You bad boy I'm going to slap you silly "!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious if nothing else. The question no one has asked is: DID THEY KISS AND MAKE UP LATER??????????????????????????????????????????????

The only thing missing from this was a mud pit and some boobies on these girls. Come on, Staal pulls Semin's shirt off and Semin responds by slapping him repeatedly in the ovaries? Get these two some tampons and chalk it up to that time of the month. DRAW!

classic! :D

That is so embarrasing ... please take this off the site.... you don't want kids to see this.

bloody hell,it was funny,especially end of it LOL,thanks boys,you made my day:-))

Semin looked like a freaking girl

this was the weirdest fight i ever saw if you can even call it a fight.

semin is not a fighter. he used to run away from things like this. im just glad hes sticking up for him self.

I'm coming with crazy fists, crazy fist time..

hahahahahahahaha. I cant stop laughing. That was the girliest thing ive ever seen. "hes beating the drums" LOL

GOD....................I WOULD LOVE TO WONDER WHAT COLTON ORR IS THINKING WHILE STANDING THERE WATCHING..............THAT WOULD BE PRICELESS...........

bitch slapped!

good stuff!!!!

Hilarious, but what do you expect from someone who doesn't fight?

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! Thats THE funniest hockey fight I've ever seen! So awesome! How did Staal not kick the crap out of him? Ha ha haaaa! Wow that is amazing! So great that the announcers were laughing. I can't get over this.

That was comedy

Well, this was entertaining... go Semin :)

"Too bad we dont have Colton Orr mic'd right now" gold.

YOU BRUTE ,YOU BRUTE.................YOU VICIOUS BRUTE!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GIRLIE MAAAAAAN.......................

This was the funniest thing I have EVER seen in hockey!!! Unbelievable. First, why is Staal going after Semin? Second, isn't Semin an awfully appropriate name after watching that? Third, I give this one a 10! We're grading the entertainment quality of these interactions, right? This was pure entertainment, just in the comedic sense, instead of the action sense. This one will be on highlight(or lowlight) clips for years...absolutely classic.

best fight ever.

Semin look at chilly kid playing.

Semin " I am going bitch slap you into next week boouy"

hammer punches ala Rampage Jackson?????? Holy crap that was funny. Where is the cartoon sound effects when ya need'em.

Semin gets five for.........................? (Fill the blank)

Keith Moon plays for the Capitals? Either that or I can't wait to see Alex Semin in concert.

Was that a girl fighting Stall....."I'll hit you with my purse". Give me a break

Semin was worst than a 15 year old girl. That was embarrassing for all hockey players in general. Pathetic slapping. But at least he didn't kick him or call him names.

Staal win because Semin is a women

What was Semin doing, playing the bongo's? That was the most disgusting and embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Horrible!

now i know what my wife looks like when i come home late from t*tty bar...eerrr work

I am speechless.

Semin hits like my daughters( ages 4 and 6) Sorry girls I didn't mean to offend you.

most entertaining fight of 2009 ! ha ha ha

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! I was in a crappy mood watching this game, since I'm a Ranger fan, but once this fight took place, I was on the floor laughing my ass off!! This guy should be embarassed!! WHAT A GIRL!!!! My sister throws better punches than this little whimp! I give the win to Staal for making Semen look stupid!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Staal gets the win by disrobing Semin, as he gets Semin thrown out of the game. He also accomplishes exposing Semin as someone who fights like a 4 year old girl. You could rename the lady byng after this slapper. Besides that, I know girls who also drum a hell of alot better. It seemed to me Semin was mad because he didn't get his oompa loompa.

LMAOAROTF OMG now that is the most feminine fighting technique i've ever seen.......he almost slapped Stall silly.......Theres gotta be a Semin/Crosby fight........Like to hear what Grapes says after seeing this...LMAO To: .....GUTZ - BLACK AND GOLD - JELLYCZAR - DUGRAY ---Holy crap you guys made me laugh......THANKS

W.T.F. was that ? HAAAAAA, I aint never seen no sh#t like that !! that was too much HAAAAAAAA !!!

semin would have landed more slaps but his bra strap came loose.

reminessent of a few scenes on "Planet of the Apes" when the humans were being attacked. Semin kinda looked like an angry monkey playing the drums. ----this is comming from a diehard Caps fan

Semin lol what are you doing?? please please dont ever drop the gloves again!!

That was God-awful. Anyone complaining about Sidney Crosby fighting should at least keep in mind that HE CAN. Weird day for the NHL with skilled players/non-fighters fighting (around 5-6).

WOW!!!! that is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while, def the funniest fight i have seen. Staal would of dominated if he thrown punches, was throwing Semin around like a rag doll. I wish OV would finally drop the gloves instead of running away or waiting till the ref is pushing him away to even face wash someone, if you watch after the hit , someone tries to get in his face maybe to fight but he takes off skating down the ice. Staal chooses Semin because he ran into the goalie even if it was accidental

That was the worst hockey fight I have ever seen. Not only did Staal grab like a girl Semin starts flinging like a little bitch. The only thing Semin forgot was he was wearing garters.

You've got to be kidding me!

LMFAO!!!...i have to give this to staal...semin should be ashamed of himself and never try that again!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha THOSE WERE THE MOST FEMININE PUNCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN

I'm speechless... Semin should stick to getting points not throwing punches. It's an embarrassment to the league

What the hell was that? That is the girliest fight ever.

....Youuuu thereee!!!!!! Staaall I challenge you to handbags.

As soon as i saw this fight I couldnt wait to see what everyone on here had to say. There is no arguing semin's skill when he has the puck...but that was one of the funnier things i've ever seen. What do you put for Semin's ranking as a fighter? I'm not sure one is low enough

Um, that is one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen in my life. I don't even know what to say about this. Most guys would probably use something like The Gladiator to get them pumped up for a game, but I think Semin probably watched old reruns of Will and Grace.

I dont know what to say, I'm embarassed to be a hockey fan.

freakin' hilarious!!!

Semin should never play another game in his life....that was hilarious....he tried to bitch slap him...

Now ive seen everything. (When it comes to hockey fighting) He tryed to pull a tootoo when tootoo and staubitz faught eariler in the season.

that was the funniest thing i ever saw....ha ha ha ha...my stomach hurting from laughing......i think that guy semin should lock himself in a room and never come out......id bet britney spears could whip his ass...........and ovechkin is the dirtiest player in the leaugue......i hope someone cheap shots ovechkin so hard it knocks every one of his teeth out ..........now back to semin.......semin you are panty waste........staal with the win because semin wears panties instead of a jock strap and just bcause period.......enough said

haha, i reckon that would have been a good beat that semin was drumming... any bands looking for a bongo drum player? ahhh semin... you girl!

My sister punches harder.

Semin looked like my little sister during a temper tantrum.

Holy smokes that was embarrassing. I feel bad for the Caps fans. I've never cringed while watching a fight before. And BTW likening Semin's "fighting style" to drumming is too masculine. He was slapping like a girl.

Embarassing for Caps fans.. was in 10th row and watched several hide thier faces. What a Girl! Game Misconduct for fighting like a Wuss!

I think Staal was laughing too hard to throw a punch.

seriously.....who would hoonestly vote for semin....

Semin is such a pansy. I give this fight to Staal because he actually threw a punch instead of a childish slap. STAAL.

I'm gonna slap you silly.

Semin just put himself on the list of athletes who might have to "come out"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Semin makes little girls look tough. That was unbelievable.

LMAO, this is the funniest thing I have seen, Semin fights like a princess...LOL

And I thought the Crosby-McLean fight was bad...

Hilarious. Semin should stop talking crap on other players now. Guy is made of glass and fights like a sissy. What a joke.

LMAO! Ooooooooh boy. This just never gets old. Whenever I'm feeling low (or hungover, like today) and need a little boost, this is the video that brings me back up!

Nathan Lane in drag would have looked tougher than Alexander Semin out there.

I'm giving this one to Staal just on principle... what grown man slaps? And in light of recent events, I might have to nominate Semin-Crosby as the hypothetical fight that could be up there with "worst ever" if it ever happened. Yikes.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Poor Marc Staal is now a rape victim.

Staal tryed pulling on his jersey and it came off so semin gets ejected but then the end was like cmon, my little 2 year old bro fights better than tht slap happy semin

Thank-you Mr.Semin...this one is for the history books!!

NIce punching style dumbass !!

Semin could use some fighting lessons

What the hell is that with you people, he maybe don't cares about fighting, and he never would want to fight, but he is a hell of player and is one of the best players in the league so just SHUT UP! fighting is just a little part of the game, and is only big in canada!

OMFG what a pussy...wonder if Semin burst into tears after his slapping fit. If Staal had long hair...well you can only imagine the hair that would have been left on the ice.

LMAO, that's what I expect to see in an NBA fight....

umm What... i just dont care Semin gets the L after that display....

HAHAHA That was the most pathetic attempt to punch that I've ever seen. This isn't a drum solo. It's a fight. For that alone I had to give it to Staal.

lol. nothing else to say really, the video says it all

What the Hell Was That....Semin Should be embarassed, and everybody that plays in The NHL, now Knows how much of a PUSSY he really is...

hahahahahaha what!?!??!?

Entertaining and hilarious! Did Semin learn that bitch slap from Cindy Crosby? On principle cannot possibly give a win to Semin for that.

i cant believe that people actually think semin won this fight

semin must be embarrassed.

whoever voted for Semin for the winner should have their hockeyfights.com access denied for life!! This is Hockey Fights people! not "I'm a little girl and the bad boy took my ice cream slapping"!! embarrasing!

SEMIN IS A F*&^ING GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! HE PUNCHES LIKE MY MOTHER THIS IS PATHETIC if i could give semin a zero i wuld staller gets the win

Im still laughing my ass off at Semin trying to slap Staal! I give the win to Staal for the simple fact he tried to do what u are supposed to do in a fight, that is punch, not slap lol!

Reminds me of Probert vs. McSorley. You never see fights of this caliber anymore.

Wow!!!! Semin is.......? Fuuny to watch thou.

Holy sh*t.

wow

Semin fights like a girl. No offense girls.

hahaha i love how semin was talking crap about crosby earlier in the year saying whats so special about him..well at least crosby can fight we saw that yesterday, instead of slapping another player like he was attempting to steal your purse..win staal just cuz he knows how to fight

rotflmfao

Slight edge to Staal. Style points to B!tch-slap Semin who looked like a drunken sorority girl fighting.

what a bitch colton orr must have laughed at that fight if u wanna call it a fight

OK just to clear things up. First of all, the order of the events in the video is not the actual order they happened...the hit on Semin by Staal was a REPLAY. the game was very physical, particularly between AO and Staal all game. Staal was hitting pretty much everyone as was Ovie. The Rangers were playing physical on Semin all night. Semin came up his side and Staal knocked him with a solid hit. Ovie saw it, so when play went back in the Rangers end that's when he took the run at Staal. After the second Semin rush (that's what she said? LOL), which was after Ovie's response, that's when the fight occured. Also in response to whoever said Ovechkin should have fought the player that challenged him after his hit on Staal, the player that challenged Ovie after he hit Staal was Colton Orr...so I don't think that would have been a wise decision by Ovechkin no doubt... Staal did not throw anything (wish he would throw in his fights more often), and ordinarily I'd vote this a straight up draw, but I'm sorry...the Donkey Kong routine at the end by Semin is clearly a big fat L for Laughable and Lose...I think the judges oughta award this one to Staal just on sheer lack of merit by Semin...IMO he DQ'd himself with the bongo's there...he has also officially lost his Crosby hating-on privileges, at least in the short term. But yes I would have LOVED to hear Colton Orr's reaction...and Paul Mara is a funny dude too, so he might have had a good one as well. Wonder what Ovechkin said / thought also of his teammate's, uh, effort. But here's MY reaction, and I can't pass up the opportunity to do this...and this is coming from someone who went out with a Russian girl for a year so don't read any racism where there isn't any...just humor: "In Soviet Russia, bongos play YOU!"

sadly, this could end up being a microcosma for hockey fights in the NHL.... wow....i hope i never see this again.

semin are u a girl or what

I would say this was the most entertaining fight this year, not the best, just the most entertaining.

When are Semin and Crosby gonna have a go? After today I'm really curious what that one is gonna look like. LoL, nice description "Gunslinger."

Semin can't fight for crap. I can fight better then him. What the hell was with the "punches"? Last time I checked it was a fight not trying out for the band.

wow Semin is a biatch.....Slaping Staal LOL what a joke good for Staal.

Wow. 'Ol Alex should ask Donald how to make a proper fist......

haha you have gotta be fuckin kiddin me. I'm scoring this a KO Domination for Alexander Semin

semin fights like a girl. slap slap. semin should just stick to being a crybaby.the first time i saw it i was laughing. just keep slaping and you will be okay!SEMIN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

"too bad we don't have Orr miked right now." Wouldn't that have been classic.

KO win for Semin!!;P

Lol idk what to say. When i saw this i laughed so hard i nearly pissed my pants! Semin "slapped him silly" lol. Staal gets the decision just for not looking like a retard out there! I wonder what Colton Orr was saying! Probably laughing his ass off

lol when did the let chicks into hockey?

That is so funny, Semin looked like a monkey, what's next is he going to throw his crap at him?

WTF did I jujst watch?

Maybe Semin can take some lessons at Boogaard's fight camp. ROFL

Staal gets the win for throwing a punch, not a bitch slap! lol

Did Semin jsut throw a fit? Or was i just imagining that?

Ladies please!!!! ROFLMFAO!

Semin received a game misconduct for slapping or karate chopping. Or whatever the hell that was!

This gets 10 for entertainment value! ROFL

Semin unleashed his wrath! Omg im terrified

WTF Semin is a retard!

Thats what i call a noobish fighter!

BITch wat a fight semin is a little puss. there only fighter is brashere noticed that at philly when they played last sittin in sixth row. wonder if he'll even dress again. I wouldnt if i wer him. wat a little girl. TKO for embarassment

out right embarrassing!!!! Slap-away-Semin!

Your shirt clashes with your slacks...thilly thing you pith me off....lol

Best fight of the year.

I'm sure he tried to pull his hairs ! XD

Im calling this a great fight just for the bitch slapping

This is the best fight I have ever seen. It actually made my life.

Im rating it a ten for the sole reason that semEn was slapping the guy stall should get arrested for hitting a chick

Slap semin is da person who came from the west semin. West people rock staal bros suck like you marc marc. At least I kicked your funny skinny butt

I've been a Caps fan for 25 years. This has to be the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. To add insult to injury my two young boys pointed out the fact that Semin's under shirt was half pink. I love Semin, arguably the most skilled player in the NHL, but he fights like a drunk bytch who got felt up at the drive in...

fight of the year ! you will see Chris Crocker on youtube says: "you guys Leave Semin along !!"

That is hilarious. He slapped him silly.

I have to give the win to Semin for his "Whack a Mole" impersonation.....He was the only one trying to throw what resembled a punch......Staal was content with ripping his jersey off and turtling.....what a SALLY!!

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

really?...really????

lolz

So let me get this straight.... Staal turtles to a girly man throwing a tantrum and he's somehow the winner? Staal should be more embarassed than Semin.... at least Semin slapped someone. Plus, the fact that Stall even went after the delicate little flower says more about him than it does about Semin and his wind-making flailings. On to the Crosby fight... I now hate him 100% of the time, not just usually. He jumps a guy on a faceoff and is magically answering the bell? That was the biggest b1tch move I've seen in a long time and he needs to get pounded later for it... if he'll dare fight someone who knows it's coming. He's a turd...

Semin is not a fighter and should never fight again. I bet he would crush Scott Hartnell though because Hartnell has no balance.

horrible fight

hahaha............................semin for the fun,i have never seen a hockey fight like that lol........i want more!!!!!

Straight Congo. I set us us FREE

You guys are nuts. Semin may look ridiculous but he's the one on top when the fight ends. Win for Semin. And bluesfan08 if you think the fact that Crosby jumped another player without warning suggests he's a good fighter, you're even crazier.

GIVE ME BACK MY TONKA TRUCK!!!!!! I have seen better fights on John and Kate plus 8. Instant classic though

shittiest fight of the year, but whe scoring a fight you gotta go by who gets more hits, semin wins the bitch fight. plus he got his face sammed into the post and got up and fought. give props to him until he slaps a dude

Isn't it more embarassing that Staal got his jock handed to him by a guy who learned to fight from his sister?

Semin drum rolled Staal... funny.

Good point daddy axe. Best reinacting of "A Christmas Story" Semin=Ralphie Staal=Scott Farkus Let the slapping begin. Win Ralphie

First time not so bad...against that Titan...

Based off of sheer determination: Edge for Semin

true he was girlish, but if he actually puched he woulda beat marc staal...considering staal picked the fight, he didn't do well for himself against a guy who punches like that...decision semin simply cuz staal didnt clean his clock

How anybody can think Staal won this is beyond understanding. Yes, Semin played the bongos on Staal, but Staal curled up like a baby. As much as Semin displayed a feminine display, Stall was by far the biggest wuss.

Staal was indeed slapped silly. A fitting end to a silly start that involved no effort by Stall to fight like a man. Staal was simply taking his frustration out on Semin, a skill guy who showed some guts.

two guys that dont know how to fight. atleast they tried.

Semin is not a fighter, but I think he snapped on this one when Staal went after him after a shot that took him too close to Valiquette. Before Christmas, Semin had come back from missing 12 games to a back injury and had been in for just one or two when David Backes cross-checked him in the back, sending him to the dressing room and wasn't called for it. He missed another six games and was very, very unhappy about it. Last night was his first game back, and Staal goes after him. I think he just said "enough is enough, I am tired of you people" and went hammer and tongs after the guy. He needs to tie down his jersey next time, and someone needs to teach him to fight, but I'm glad to see him be willing to stand up for himself. This was hilariously funny, though.

Semin looked exactly like Animal from the Muppet Show banging on the drums. I really hope he got the game misconduct for shaming the league/sport with that display.

lmao

Semin should be the drummer in the Caps' pregame video.

funny

Staal Gets Beaten By A Girl! Oh my! The humanity! Is this Buttman's new NHL? Staal early and in command. Semin comes out of the closet and hands out a few blows... err... Semin, "GIVE ME BACK MY MILK MONEY!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xchH3ILk0gk

LMAO!!! SEMIN FTW! That was atrocious

lol speechless.

I don't know what to say.. It's just so hilarious. And Staal ducking for cover as the slaps of destiny come flying in? Oh dear god.

WTF! You ever see one of those old, antique wind up toys, the one where a monkey beats the drum? This was Semins tribute to it. Semin is never gonna live that down.LOL!

well no one ever said Semin was a fighter.....

After his hockey career is over Semin has a future as a Bongo player

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YOU ARE AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!! Nice slaps mom.

Overall - wow! I don't think I've ever seen a "fight" quite like that before. The whole place was either laughing or crying - couldn't tell. But Staal is a little punk for going after Semin I mean it was the guy with 8 not 28 that messed him up at the other end. The slapping. I sure Brash will give me a lesson or two after this slap beat-down. Plus Staal should be embarrassed for being on the receiving end of that.

Semin wins

Semin gets the win for the sheer hilarity factor! I can't stop laughing.

Greatest or Funniest Fight of all time. Probably just funniest. Semin wins, he got the only contact in...

LMFAO!!! and I am a Caps fan. Hilarious. Im giving Semin the win based solely on entertainment value. That was priceless and will live forever in the memories of Caps fans.

Greatest fight I've ever seen, at least from the comedy perspective! I scored for Semin only because Staal had such an advantage & still played turtle. In the Capitals system, they are paid to play hockey and to score, not fight. If you want to see fights, watch the Flyers instead. Semin has been injuried a great deal, and just came back. Staal knew that, yet he decided to go after Semin. How embarrassing for both of them, but especially Staal.

Staal stripped Semin, and Semin went and beat on him, LOL! That's a great fight. Very amusing.

This about sums it up: [IMG]http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3597/seminbongosyv0.gif[/IMG]

haha awesome

I like how everyone seems to miss the fact that Semin pushed Staal over before letting loose the bitchslaps of wrath. Or just how bad Staal looks for turtling away. Imagine how much fodder for humiliation Eric and Jordan now have for the next family reunion. I predict Marc Staal never overcoming the humilation of this fight, succumbing to alcoholism by the time he's 25, committing suicide by the time he's 30, the occurrence of which would cause Eric and Jordan Staal to go into career ending depressions. Just like that, Alex Semin has destroyed 3 key players for the 3 biggest rivals of the Caps. No, make no mistake, Semin wins this quite handily. Not to mention he is now a legend.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Semin landed maby two "rudiments" to Staals "skin". Drumroll please!

Semin slaps Staal silly. As lame as Semin was with his pink jammies, necklace bling and girly slaps, it was Staal who was cowering on the ground. Pathetic.

Staal turtled. Turtled to avoid slapping. Sad.

hahahaha aw this is priceless

Win Semin he was beating the drums!

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See, this is what happens when you let the circus appear the night before a game. Coco the chimp gets left behind, finds his way onto the ice, and goes berserk. Are there any more overrated group of brothers in the nhl than the Staals? The guy in Pittsburgh just got a HUGE new contract for what--12 goals a year? This wasn't a fight, it was comedy hour. No winner, not possible.

that may be the funniest thing I have ever seen

my only question is when did alex burrows get traded to the capitals?

Grandma??! Wasthat my grandma out there? I put crap fight - if hillarious would've been a choice I would've picked it!

Simply hilarious. I imagine Alexandria got some strange looks from his mates back in the Caps locker room after the game

A draw I guess, how does one rate slapping? That was funny. LOL

What was that????

LOL: "That is not a national league fighter." "He's beating the drums." My sister fights better than that. I lost all respect for Semin after watching that. The announcers were great and had a few classic quotes in there.

Semin's dad just got in his car to go over and kick Staal's dad's ass.

this fight was bad because when the camara went to the fight it looked like staal was getting some cheap shot in before semin had a chance to react and semin fights bad

What about this? But it's entertainníng, very funny. Semin fights, such as a dog paws.

lol, lol, lol!!!! That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! He'll never, ever live that down. My side is aching!

bwahahaha!!!

How good was this bout: a one fight wise, a ten laugh my ass off wise, so I score it a 5......................

semin slap fest

whats worse? Semin slapping or stortini humping?

I gave it 7 for being one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

as much as i would love to give that one to staal because of the slapping, its a draw because staal should have been able to get semin on the ground one way or another

I can't stop laughing.

wtf was that?!?....a ground & pound tempertantrum...thats some funny shat

Little Drummer Boy Routine + Semin = Embarassment

How can anybody say semin won? what a pu$$y. I guess his name sounds so much like semen cause he swallows it all the time haha. staal did not do anything either. there was no winner of this fight. just a loser in semin

I saw a fight like that about three years ago. It was at a ringette game however. I was waiting to see if Semin was going to pinch him next.

Pathetic. Embarassing. (Not Staal but Semin)

Hilarious,about all that can be said. After seeing that i hope semin never tries to throw another punch in his life.Staal winner by default

WTF? lmao

I think we haave seen a first in the NHL. While engaged in a "fight," a National Hockey League Player auditioned for a part in a Broadway Show. Semin is now odds on favorite to play the lead in The Little Drummer Boy. Voting for a winner not an, option laughing to hard. Win Staal for acting like an NHL player.

I can't stop laughing. I have no idea if Staal landed any punches, but he gets the win based on Semin's girlie slaps.

Need to get a ring, promoter. and pay-per-view for the rematch

[email protected] slap time!!!!!!! You gotta love it when a guy named Semin does this.

shame, shame, shame on you both! first mr. stall you had a guy with pencil legs, and buggy whip arms bent over, and jerseyd, and did not drop him, secondly mr. semin, oh mr. semin where do i start? sure i enjoy the three stooges as much as anyone but this is NOT! the forum to display your stand-up act . now both of you go to your rooms for a time-out!

Staal wins this for 2 reasons he pulled the jersey off, gettung Semin out of the game and Semin loses this because of all of the slaps.

I have to vote for Staal...not because he won but out of humility for Semin.

Wow that was funny! I am a huge caps fan but am embarrased by this! I mean he's obviously not a fighter but you'd think with Brash on the same team he might get a few pointers along the way. It's great to see Semin back on the ice from injury but geez man not like this! Please Alex stick to what you know... Scoring goals and looking pretty! And for the love of god don't get hurt again!! He is so fragile!

this is why there's no fighting in international tournaments, euros (russians especially) are terrible fighters. it looks like staal stepped on semin's jersey and slipped before semin unleashed a preteen girl like flurry

This is all ovechkins fault, great player but he needs to get pounded; he runs around pot-shotting everyone and then skates away, I want to see him fight. i hope crosby pounds semin that would be fun to watch!!!!

That looked like a woman trying to beat a mugger with her purse. Staal wins for that alone.

hahahahahhahahaha, wow. im not sure what to say. win staal? just because semin doesnt deserve a draw for that.

f----- hilarious!!!!!!!!! Semin should be embarassed. I don't ever remember seeing anything so lame.

What a little bitch semin is.. did you see those slaps.. Maybe he should use his purse next time!

This might be the funniest fight I can remember. We see Staal take Semin's jersey off and then Semin does his impression of Animal from The Muppet Show on Staal.

Funny stuff. Never saw anything like that. Win goes to Staal.

Was that a joke? well if it wasnt then i give staal the Win but if it was i give it to semin for being funny

That's probably the funniest hockey fight I've seen. I can't imagine the abuse he is taking from teammates.

And the whole time Semin was yellng "I'm gonna thlap you thilly".

FOTY Hah, should be nominated for making me laugh so hard I think I peed myself a little. That announcer was awesome: "I'm gonna thlap you thilly kid" "Gawsh you're thuch a bitchsh thometimeths..."

I checked the box score of this game and came here immediately when I say Staal and Semin fought. I think Brashear might kick Semin's ass for pulling that crap, I am willing to wager good money that Semin had tears in his eyes and told the refs "BUT HE STARTED IT!!!"

As terrible as Semin performed in this "fight" he definitly won. Semin should be embarrassed, Staal should be ashamed. Nice re-make of the Ralphie fight from Christmas Story.

Staal had Semen all over him!!!

I'm speechless. How do you score this?

I don't know how Staal is winning this fight on here. I dont' think he threw a punch!

From where I'm sitting, Staal was on the ice in the fetal position while Semin "punched" him. Winner, Semin. Doesn't matter how weak the punches looked. Staal was curled up like a baby. Brashear needs to take Semin aside for some lessons, however.

semin was doin work. funniest fight ever

Hahaha thats what you get when a skilled European drops the gloves. Probably the first fight of his life.

INSEMINATOR = TOTAL DOMINATION! ! !

I have not laughed that hard in a loooonnggggg time.

Win Marc Staal? Give me a break!

wow, hilarious!

Semin's Kung Fu is too strong for Staal. Domination by the Karate Kid!

How can you guys not rate this a 10? Fight of the Year possibley decade

hahahahahahahaaa

semin clearly won the fight. his winning method is very unusual to say the least and not recommended for any serious fighters.