January 03, 2009
VS
3rd Period - 4:13
2008-2009 Regular Season
Voting Results
Alexander Semin 27.9% (113 votes)
Marc Staal 47.9% (194 votes)
Draw 24.2% (98 votes)

Past User Reviews
Posted by BrohoAPB on January 10, 2009 at 05:12 PM

When did this game switch to a national geographic bio on male monkeys trying to prove manhood?

Posted by dannyboy on January 05, 2009 at 11:56 AM

I had that exact move pulled on me...when I was 10. It was for taking the Nintendo controller away from my cousin mid-jump...in Koopas Kingdom. Important level...he was pissed.

Posted by Maine Mariner on January 04, 2009 at 10:55 AM

W T F

Posted by rusty696 on January 04, 2009 at 02:47 AM

Ummmm.........yea. An A for effort and a D for effectiveness.Not pretty, but dam funny.

Posted by blkjak on January 04, 2009 at 02:53 PM

Was that Semin running down Staal's back??!!

Posted by cuptonj on January 04, 2009 at 10:26 PM

That was great .It would be an insult to girls to say that Semin punches like a girl.

Posted by deaner01 on January 04, 2009 at 07:46 AM

Cat fight, Cat Fight!!! Semin should be obligated to retire from playing hockey...for ever. I've seen better fights in ringette games - embarassing!

Posted by mrunohoo on January 03, 2009 at 11:09 PM

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!! I was having a terrible weekend until I saw that. Even the announcers were making fun of him. What a little girl. My fourl year old daughter could kick hiss a$$!!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted by Gutz on January 03, 2009 at 11:24 PM

Semin can throw em with both hands!!

Posted by longboarderj on January 04, 2009 at 06:33 PM

HA HA HA, HE SLAPPED HIM HA HA HA

Posted by BEUK23 on January 04, 2009 at 04:05 AM

Semin should fight crosby in a jello wrestling match. Fags.

Posted by SteelCity on January 04, 2009 at 12:02 PM

LMFAO What the hell was that nonsense by Semin!!!? HANDS DOWN FIGHT OF THE YEAR! That was classic.

Posted by sporr on January 04, 2009 at 08:20 AM

Almost as bad as Cindy Crosby earlier. I would love to be in the Cap's locker room for the teasing after this one.

Posted by staceyb on January 04, 2009 at 02:33 PM

Semin has not quite adjusted to NHL fighting norms. He's more of a sandbox kind of scrapper: "Give me back my shirt! I'm going to tell mommy on you!"

Posted by ColtonORRules on January 03, 2009 at 10:17 PM

WTF is with that slapping shit semin?!?!?!?!

Posted by BigJtheCanuck on January 03, 2009 at 10:17 PM

Semin should be ashamed!

Posted by digitalroc on January 04, 2009 at 08:54 PM

draw. points for staal for getting the jersey over the head, but score points for semin for getting 'shots' to staal's. embarrassing for both players with semin's punching style and staal turtle at the end.

Posted by Spinner55 on January 04, 2009 at 12:02 PM

Semin... a classic example of a Russian figure skater playing hockey...soap on the rope, anyone?

Posted by plb05 on January 04, 2009 at 02:29 PM

this is ridiculous, I am embarrassed to watch this video on hockeyfights.com Both Marc and Alexander need a beating by somebody who actually knows how and what fighting is about.

Posted by moranm58 on April 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM

Staal wanted her naked, so she slapped him.

Posted by CBH on January 03, 2009 at 10:13 PM

Seriously ?!?! I called this Girl on Girl action a draw…. The first G…. A…. Y… thing was Stall going after the smallest guy on the ice in Semin! Then it got worse with the B…. I …. T…. C…. H…. slapping Stall got! Hey Stall you and A-O were dancing at the other end of the ice and then you go after Semin?!?! I don’t know what to say when you turtle like that so I can only offer F… A… G…!!!

Posted by ScottDaniels on January 07, 2009 at 11:32 PM

he looked like the kid from A Christmas Story

Posted by probiehawk24 on January 04, 2009 at 08:45 AM

Basketball players fight better than that. O.K. no they don't

Posted by followthecode on January 03, 2009 at 10:17 PM

That has got to be the FFOTY! Unbelievable! Semin should play in the NBA with punches like that! 'Thees is how we fight een Rahshuh!' Hilarious! Staal has to be embarrassed that he's even IN that clip! Sportscenter, here you come!

Posted by habsdom on January 03, 2009 at 11:09 PM

wow worst fight ive ever seen look at those punches by semin a two year old could throw better shots than that lol draw.

Posted by johnnyfitzo on January 04, 2009 at 12:08 PM

HAha i dont know what to say, What are the russians teaching these guys?

Posted by Isles9Jethro on January 03, 2009 at 11:25 PM

I have never seen something so sad. Semin should be given a 10 game suspension for giving fighting a bad name. Imagine what Orr and Brash must have been thinking.

Posted by ECHO1 on January 04, 2009 at 08:45 PM

I give it a draw just because Semin tried.

Posted by Johnboy2k9 on January 04, 2009 at 08:28 AM

Perhaps a sister site should be started called "hokeybitchslaps.com", because that's where this belongs. I am also confused on how to score this.

Posted by hockeyLOL on January 04, 2009 at 09:10 PM

O-o Someone give Semin some drumsticks, he might make a good solo. I'ma say thats a draw considering Semin slapped him a few times, but it was the worst fight in hockey history. @bluesrule08, Semin was laughing at Crosby for his points, not his fighting. He said Crosby makes plays but hes not that special, considering many of his points are for second assists. Also, Crosby CANNOT fight. Have you seen him? First time, he jumps a guy and punches him in the nuts while the guy is being held down by Crosbys teammate. Second, he jumps the guy and pulls the jersey without having the courtesy to even NOTIFY him that they were gonna fight. He knew he couldn't win so he cheapshots him and jumps him first.

Posted by Blotto72 on January 11, 2012 at 12:17 AM

A classic. I think the Europians need to learn to fight before they lace them up in the NHL.

Posted by Jordan99 on December 11, 2017 at 06:57 PM

Is there anything worse than horrible to Give to Semin.

Posted by Bruins29 on January 04, 2009 at 02:13 PM

Haha. WTF was that? I like the silverback reference...except that a gorilla's punches would definitely hurt. Semin was more or less slapping Staal. Draw in an embarrassing fight.

Posted by njteech on January 04, 2009 at 08:26 AM

UGH!!!!!

Posted by DARCY T on March 24, 2009 at 03:34 PM

how did staal get so many votes??a draw

Posted by RykerHC on January 04, 2009 at 02:26 PM

Haha, oh man, Semin is probably one of my favourite NHL players, but this was just embarrassing.

Posted by Riomouse911 on January 04, 2009 at 01:11 AM

What the hell was that?

Posted by Tony Esposito on January 04, 2009 at 01:23 PM

Beaten to death with a purse. Embarrassing.

Posted by Juha82 on January 04, 2009 at 03:42 AM

lol no winner.

Posted by brianaltland on January 04, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Can someone please show Semin how to throw a punch????? He is just lucky that Staal was not smart enough to keep throwing punches instead of trying to pull Semin's sweater off...

Posted by EddieShore1 on January 04, 2009 at 12:06 AM

What the hell was Semin doing ? With fighting skills like that he would get his ass kicked routinely in women's leagues as well. Another one that should never attempt engaging in fisticuffs again.

Posted by sheazo on January 04, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Did I really see what I just saw? Good thing Semin didn't have his purse with him, or he would have hit him that too.

Posted by Jordybats99 on February 16, 2016 at 07:06 PM

I refuse to give Semin the win here. Draw.

Posted by Dell on January 04, 2009 at 04:05 PM

Went SILVERBACK on him - hilarious!

Posted by brazos on January 04, 2009 at 07:06 PM

You could almost hear the dialog as they went to the ice. "You bad boy I'm going to slap you silly "!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious if nothing else. The question no one has asked is: DID THEY KISS AND MAKE UP LATER??????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by justinb on January 04, 2009 at 10:16 PM

The only thing missing from this was a mud pit and some boobies on these girls. Come on, Staal pulls Semin's shirt off and Semin responds by slapping him repeatedly in the ovaries? Get these two some tampons and chalk it up to that time of the month. DRAW!

Posted by ChickenSwede on January 05, 2009 at 07:48 AM

classic! :D

Posted by Jellyczar on January 03, 2009 at 10:22 PM

That is so embarrasing ... please take this off the site.... you don't want kids to see this.

Posted by myhlberg on January 04, 2009 at 03:23 AM

bloody hell,it was funny,especially end of it LOL,thanks boys,you made my day:-))

Posted by smwarpig63 on January 04, 2009 at 11:20 PM

Semin looked like a freaking girl

Posted by bruins rule on January 04, 2009 at 08:04 AM

this was the weirdest fight i ever saw if you can even call it a fight.

Posted by Geebuz on January 04, 2009 at 07:21 PM

semin is not a fighter. he used to run away from things like this. im just glad hes sticking up for him self.

Posted by Ginge52 on January 05, 2009 at 03:53 AM

I'm coming with crazy fists, crazy fist time..

Posted by tattooedkingpin on January 04, 2009 at 11:53 AM

hahahahahahahaha. I cant stop laughing. That was the girliest thing ive ever seen. "hes beating the drums" LOL

Posted by speedy17 on January 04, 2009 at 05:53 PM

GOD....................I WOULD LOVE TO WONDER WHAT COLTON ORR IS THINKING WHILE STANDING THERE WATCHING..............THAT WOULD BE PRICELESS...........

Posted by bltlord on January 04, 2009 at 02:55 PM

bitch slapped!

Posted by rowbearprobear on January 04, 2009 at 01:24 PM

good stuff!!!!

Posted by Bossy_22 on January 04, 2009 at 01:23 AM

Hilarious, but what do you expect from someone who doesn't fight?

Posted by b.t.wilson on January 03, 2009 at 10:39 PM

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! Thats THE funniest hockey fight I've ever seen! So awesome! How did Staal not kick the crap out of him? Ha ha haaaa! Wow that is amazing! So great that the announcers were laughing. I can't get over this.

Posted by OLLBLUEEYZ on January 04, 2009 at 11:01 AM

That was comedy

Posted by shack on January 04, 2009 at 04:23 AM

Well, this was entertaining... go Semin :)

Posted by dukeofearle on January 04, 2009 at 11:22 AM

"Too bad we dont have Colton Orr mic'd right now" gold.

Posted by SCOTTSO on January 04, 2009 at 12:32 AM

YOU BRUTE ,YOU BRUTE.................YOU VICIOUS BRUTE!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GIRLIE MAAAAAAN.......................

Posted by goods5119 on January 03, 2009 at 10:45 PM

This was the funniest thing I have EVER seen in hockey!!! Unbelievable. First, why is Staal going after Semin? Second, isn't Semin an awfully appropriate name after watching that? Third, I give this one a 10! We're grading the entertainment quality of these interactions, right? This was pure entertainment, just in the comedic sense, instead of the action sense. This one will be on highlight(or lowlight) clips for years...absolutely classic.

Posted by canucks777 on January 04, 2009 at 01:00 AM

best fight ever.

Posted by KordicNilanRoberge on January 05, 2009 at 09:45 AM

Semin look at chilly kid playing.

Posted by agamacs on January 04, 2009 at 07:20 PM

Semin " I am going bitch slap you into next week boouy"

Posted by dcamp522 on January 05, 2009 at 09:24 PM

hammer punches ala Rampage Jackson?????? Holy crap that was funny. Where is the cartoon sound effects when ya need'em.

Posted by bloodyknuckles2 on January 04, 2009 at 03:21 AM

Semin gets five for.........................? (Fill the blank)

Posted by Helmut on January 05, 2009 at 01:31 PM

Keith Moon plays for the Capitals? Either that or I can't wait to see Alex Semin in concert.

Posted by paddyd on January 04, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Was that a girl fighting Stall....."I'll hit you with my purse". Give me a break

Posted by Nitetrain17 on January 05, 2009 at 02:17 PM

Semin was worst than a 15 year old girl. That was embarrassing for all hockey players in general. Pathetic slapping. But at least he didn't kick him or call him names.

Posted by Dovermv on January 03, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Staal win because Semin is a women

Posted by KO22 on January 04, 2009 at 12:07 AM

What was Semin doing, playing the bongo's? That was the most disgusting and embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Horrible!

Posted by Rebel Banker on January 04, 2009 at 10:12 AM

now i know what my wife looks like when i come home late from t*tty bar...eerrr work

Posted by dbakes on January 04, 2009 at 10:55 AM

I am speechless.

Posted by mwags on January 06, 2009 at 12:34 PM

Semin hits like my daughters( ages 4 and 6) Sorry girls I didn't mean to offend you.

Posted by 24kokanee on January 05, 2009 at 06:14 PM

most entertaining fight of 2009 ! ha ha ha

Posted by J C ALVARADO on January 04, 2009 at 03:45 PM

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! I was in a crappy mood watching this game, since I'm a Ranger fan, but once this fight took place, I was on the floor laughing my ass off!! This guy should be embarassed!! WHAT A GIRL!!!! My sister throws better punches than this little whimp! I give the win to Staal for making Semen look stupid!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Posted by BooSanta on January 04, 2009 at 09:27 PM

Staal gets the win by disrobing Semin, as he gets Semin thrown out of the game. He also accomplishes exposing Semin as someone who fights like a 4 year old girl. You could rename the lady byng after this slapper. Besides that, I know girls who also drum a hell of alot better. It seemed to me Semin was mad because he didn't get his oompa loompa.

Posted by oilersfansylvan on January 04, 2009 at 12:57 AM

LMAOAROTF OMG now that is the most feminine fighting technique i've ever seen.......he almost slapped Stall silly.......Theres gotta be a Semin/Crosby fight........Like to hear what Grapes says after seeing this...LMAO To: .....GUTZ - BLACK AND GOLD - JELLYCZAR - DUGRAY ---Holy crap you guys made me laugh......THANKS

Posted by merle johnson on January 05, 2009 at 12:38 PM

W.T.F. was that ? HAAAAAA, I aint never seen no sh#t like that !! that was too much HAAAAAAAA !!!

Posted by powerball on January 05, 2009 at 04:05 PM

semin would have landed more slaps but his bra strap came loose.

Posted by whitedevil on January 04, 2009 at 04:12 PM

reminessent of a few scenes on "Planet of the Apes" when the humans were being attacked. Semin kinda looked like an angry monkey playing the drums. ----this is comming from a diehard Caps fan

Posted by oilman420 on January 04, 2009 at 04:48 PM

Semin lol what are you doing?? please please dont ever drop the gloves again!!

Posted by neiljc on January 04, 2009 at 10:29 AM

That was God-awful. Anyone complaining about Sidney Crosby fighting should at least keep in mind that HE CAN. Weird day for the NHL with skilled players/non-fighters fighting (around 5-6).

Posted by Bigmurf8758 on January 03, 2009 at 10:31 PM

WOW!!!! that is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while, def the funniest fight i have seen. Staal would of dominated if he thrown punches, was throwing Semin around like a rag doll. I wish OV would finally drop the gloves instead of running away or waiting till the ref is pushing him away to even face wash someone, if you watch after the hit , someone tries to get in his face maybe to fight but he takes off skating down the ice. Staal chooses Semin because he ran into the goalie even if it was accidental

Posted by blues10 on January 05, 2009 at 09:46 AM

That was the worst hockey fight I have ever seen. Not only did Staal grab like a girl Semin starts flinging like a little bitch. The only thing Semin forgot was he was wearing garters.

Posted by bradyj4 on April 15, 2009 at 04:43 PM

You've got to be kidding me!

Posted by GetUrWigSplit13 on January 05, 2009 at 05:54 PM

LMFAO!!!...i have to give this to staal...semin should be ashamed of himself and never try that again!!!!!

Posted by BAAAAANNERMAAAN on January 05, 2009 at 08:53 AM

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha THOSE WERE THE MOST FEMININE PUNCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN

Posted by Zig on January 04, 2009 at 10:27 PM

I'm speechless... Semin should stick to getting points not throwing punches. It's an embarrassment to the league

Posted by lucicrocks on January 05, 2009 at 12:27 PM

What the hell was that? That is the girliest fight ever.

Posted by Toyb on January 04, 2009 at 02:19 PM

....Youuuu thereee!!!!!! Staaall I challenge you to handbags.

Posted by BSTnougat on January 07, 2009 at 07:48 PM

As soon as i saw this fight I couldnt wait to see what everyone on here had to say. There is no arguing semin's skill when he has the puck...but that was one of the funnier things i've ever seen. What do you put for Semin's ranking as a fighter? I'm not sure one is low enough

Posted by burns08 on January 06, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Um, that is one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen in my life. I don't even know what to say about this. Most guys would probably use something like The Gladiator to get them pumped up for a game, but I think Semin probably watched old reruns of Will and Grace.

Posted by Rmessik15 on January 04, 2009 at 05:49 PM

I dont know what to say, I'm embarassed to be a hockey fan.

Posted by acd1 on January 04, 2009 at 12:39 PM

freakin' hilarious!!!

Posted by 5 4 Fighting on January 04, 2009 at 12:21 AM

Semin should never play another game in his life....that was hilarious....he tried to bitch slap him...

Posted by Clowes ABeast29 on January 04, 2009 at 03:58 PM

Now ive seen everything. (When it comes to hockey fighting) He tryed to pull a tootoo when tootoo and staubitz faught eariler in the season.

Posted by bruiseyoureye on January 03, 2009 at 10:01 PM

that was the funniest thing i ever saw....ha ha ha ha...my stomach hurting from laughing......i think that guy semin should lock himself in a room and never come out......id bet britney spears could whip his ass...........and ovechkin is the dirtiest player in the leaugue......i hope someone cheap shots ovechkin so hard it knocks every one of his teeth out ..........now back to semin.......semin you are panty waste........staal with the win because semin wears panties instead of a jock strap and just bcause period.......enough said

Posted by Looch on January 04, 2009 at 08:11 PM

haha, i reckon that would have been a good beat that semin was drumming... any bands looking for a bongo drum player? ahhh semin... you girl!

Posted by MorphinityNYR on January 03, 2009 at 09:47 PM

My sister punches harder.

Posted by JL88 on January 03, 2009 at 09:58 PM

Semin looked like my little sister during a temper tantrum.

Posted by Chivas Regal on January 04, 2009 at 11:04 PM

Holy smokes that was embarrassing. I feel bad for the Caps fans. I've never cringed while watching a fight before. And BTW likening Semin's "fighting style" to drumming is too masculine. He was slapping like a girl.

Posted by RangersFan990 on January 05, 2009 at 08:35 AM

Embarassing for Caps fans.. was in 10th row and watched several hide thier faces. What a Girl! Game Misconduct for fighting like a Wuss!

Posted by Oenomel on January 06, 2009 at 12:16 AM

I think Staal was laughing too hard to throw a punch.

Posted by P00PYMAN on February 25, 2009 at 02:33 PM

seriously.....who would hoonestly vote for semin....

Posted by BryanM on January 19, 2009 at 01:16 AM

Semin is such a pansy. I give this fight to Staal because he actually threw a punch instead of a childish slap. STAAL.

Posted by Turbsy9 on October 16, 2011 at 06:43 PM

I'm gonna slap you silly.

Posted by northcountry on January 06, 2009 at 01:15 PM

Semin just put himself on the list of athletes who might have to "come out"

Posted by yatyas on January 04, 2009 at 08:15 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by biggravy on January 04, 2009 at 02:29 PM

Semin makes little girls look tough. That was unbelievable.

Posted by omorales on January 04, 2009 at 02:26 AM

LMAO, this is the funniest thing I have seen, Semin fights like a princess...LOL

Posted by narinsvy on January 06, 2009 at 09:19 PM

And I thought the Crosby-McLean fight was bad...

Posted by jbart321 on January 04, 2009 at 05:40 AM

Hilarious. Semin should stop talking crap on other players now. Guy is made of glass and fights like a sissy. What a joke.

Posted by WingedWheel_19 on January 10, 2010 at 03:12 PM

LMAO! Ooooooooh boy. This just never gets old. Whenever I'm feeling low (or hungover, like today) and need a little boost, this is the video that brings me back up!

Posted by Ian Lozada on January 03, 2009 at 10:19 PM

Nathan Lane in drag would have looked tougher than Alexander Semin out there.

Posted by Bosoxfan3 on January 05, 2009 at 02:56 AM

I'm giving this one to Staal just on principle... what grown man slaps? And in light of recent events, I might have to nominate Semin-Crosby as the hypothetical fight that could be up there with "worst ever" if it ever happened. Yikes.

Posted by lefthook25 on January 06, 2009 at 10:01 PM

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Poor Marc Staal is now a rape victim.

Posted by blueshirtfan15 on January 06, 2009 at 07:00 PM

Staal tryed pulling on his jersey and it came off so semin gets ejected but then the end was like cmon, my little 2 year old bro fights better than tht slap happy semin

Posted by fernben8 on February 12, 2010 at 04:36 PM

Thank-you Mr.Semin...this one is for the history books!!

Posted by blazers76 on January 04, 2009 at 12:49 PM

NIce punching style dumbass !!

Posted by shrk33 on January 04, 2009 at 03:04 PM

Semin could use some fighting lessons

Posted by Nikita_23 on January 07, 2009 at 10:11 AM

What the hell is that with you people, he maybe don't cares about fighting, and he never would want to fight, but he is a hell of player and is one of the best players in the league so just SHUT UP! fighting is just a little part of the game, and is only big in canada!

Posted by cambec on January 04, 2009 at 11:47 AM

OMFG what a pussy...wonder if Semin burst into tears after his slapping fit. If Staal had long hair...well you can only imagine the hair that would have been left on the ice.

Posted by ETR on January 04, 2009 at 02:46 PM

LMAO, that's what I expect to see in an NBA fight....

Posted by bradass81 on January 03, 2009 at 11:45 PM

umm What... i just dont care Semin gets the L after that display....

Posted by DetroitIan on January 04, 2009 at 08:04 AM

HAHAHA That was the most pathetic attempt to punch that I've ever seen. This isn't a drum solo. It's a fight. For that alone I had to give it to Staal.

Posted by dunno on January 04, 2009 at 04:01 AM

lol. nothing else to say really, the video says it all

Posted by Hockeyislyfe on January 05, 2009 at 08:18 PM

What the Hell Was That....Semin Should be embarassed, and everybody that plays in The NHL, now Knows how much of a PUSSY he really is...

Posted by ORR TO THE BOX on January 05, 2009 at 09:37 PM

hahahahahaha what!?!??!?

Posted by MajorGroove on January 04, 2009 at 03:05 AM

Entertaining and hilarious! Did Semin learn that bitch slap from Cindy Crosby? On principle cannot possibly give a win to Semin for that.

Posted by namelessface on November 15, 2010 at 09:29 PM

i cant believe that people actually think semin won this fight

Posted by billy jack on January 05, 2009 at 06:13 PM

semin must be embarrassed.

Posted by caper70 on January 04, 2009 at 10:27 PM

whoever voted for Semin for the winner should have their hockeyfights.com access denied for life!! This is Hockey Fights people! not "I'm a little girl and the bad boy took my ice cream slapping"!! embarrasing!

Posted by NYRangers30 on January 05, 2009 at 10:53 PM

SEMIN IS A F*&^ING GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! HE PUNCHES LIKE MY MOTHER THIS IS PATHETIC if i could give semin a zero i wuld staller gets the win

Posted by Belak_Norris on January 04, 2009 at 01:16 PM

Im still laughing my ass off at Semin trying to slap Staal! I give the win to Staal for the simple fact he tried to do what u are supposed to do in a fight, that is punch, not slap lol!

Posted by Kappy2424 on September 27, 2010 at 02:58 PM

Reminds me of Probert vs. McSorley. You never see fights of this caliber anymore.

Posted by dala56 on January 04, 2009 at 05:38 AM

Wow!!!! Semin is.......? Fuuny to watch thou.

Posted by jbaker3924 on January 04, 2009 at 12:13 PM

Holy sh*t.

Posted by Remyy on January 10, 2009 at 06:51 PM

wow

Posted by canuk on January 04, 2009 at 02:42 PM

Semin fights like a girl. No offense girls.

Posted by bluesrule08 on January 04, 2009 at 12:01 PM

hahaha i love how semin was talking crap about crosby earlier in the year saying whats so special about him..well at least crosby can fight we saw that yesterday, instead of slapping another player like he was attempting to steal your purse..win staal just cuz he knows how to fight

Posted by blackgoldfan on January 04, 2009 at 05:10 PM

rotflmfao

Posted by McCunn8585 on January 03, 2009 at 10:34 PM

Slight edge to Staal. Style points to B!tch-slap Semin who looked like a drunken sorority girl fighting.

Posted by mvmuck on February 11, 2009 at 10:49 PM

what a bitch colton orr must have laughed at that fight if u wanna call it a fight

Posted by TheGouch23 on January 04, 2009 at 12:59 AM

OK just to clear things up. First of all, the order of the events in the video is not the actual order they happened...the hit on Semin by Staal was a REPLAY. the game was very physical, particularly between AO and Staal all game. Staal was hitting pretty much everyone as was Ovie. The Rangers were playing physical on Semin all night. Semin came up his side and Staal knocked him with a solid hit. Ovie saw it, so when play went back in the Rangers end that's when he took the run at Staal. After the second Semin rush (that's what she said? LOL), which was after Ovie's response, that's when the fight occured. Also in response to whoever said Ovechkin should have fought the player that challenged him after his hit on Staal, the player that challenged Ovie after he hit Staal was Colton Orr...so I don't think that would have been a wise decision by Ovechkin no doubt... Staal did not throw anything (wish he would throw in his fights more often), and ordinarily I'd vote this a straight up draw, but I'm sorry...the Donkey Kong routine at the end by Semin is clearly a big fat L for Laughable and Lose...I think the judges oughta award this one to Staal just on sheer lack of merit by Semin...IMO he DQ'd himself with the bongo's there...he has also officially lost his Crosby hating-on privileges, at least in the short term. But yes I would have LOVED to hear Colton Orr's reaction...and Paul Mara is a funny dude too, so he might have had a good one as well. Wonder what Ovechkin said / thought also of his teammate's, uh, effort. But here's MY reaction, and I can't pass up the opportunity to do this...and this is coming from someone who went out with a Russian girl for a year so don't read any racism where there isn't any...just humor: "In Soviet Russia, bongos play YOU!"

Posted by plum29 on January 04, 2009 at 02:31 AM

sadly, this could end up being a microcosma for hockey fights in the NHL.... wow....i hope i never see this again.

Posted by connelly on January 04, 2009 at 07:49 PM

semin are u a girl or what

Posted by randomperson on January 04, 2009 at 07:12 PM

I would say this was the most entertaining fight this year, not the best, just the most entertaining.

Posted by SirYohans on January 04, 2009 at 04:04 PM

When are Semin and Crosby gonna have a go? After today I'm really curious what that one is gonna look like. LoL, nice description "Gunslinger."

Posted by Stac797 on January 04, 2009 at 09:52 AM

Semin can't fight for crap. I can fight better then him. What the hell was with the "punches"? Last time I checked it was a fight not trying out for the band.

Posted by cppalermo on March 16, 2009 at 03:52 PM

wow Semin is a biatch.....Slaping Staal LOL what a joke good for Staal.

Posted by JayMiller29 on January 05, 2009 at 01:29 AM

Wow. 'Ol Alex should ask Donald how to make a proper fist......

Posted by pooleyacht on January 04, 2009 at 12:48 PM

haha you have gotta be fuckin kiddin me. I'm scoring this a KO Domination for Alexander Semin

Posted by rangersfan10 on February 13, 2010 at 08:04 PM

semin fights like a girl. slap slap. semin should just stick to being a crybaby.the first time i saw it i was laughing. just keep slaping and you will be okay!SEMIN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Posted by skierleeub on January 04, 2009 at 09:08 AM

"too bad we don't have Orr miked right now." Wouldn't that have been classic.

Posted by vandeman on January 04, 2009 at 07:32 AM

KO win for Semin!!;P

Posted by Boogeyman2383 on January 04, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Lol idk what to say. When i saw this i laughed so hard i nearly pissed my pants! Semin "slapped him silly" lol. Staal gets the decision just for not looking like a retard out there! I wonder what Colton Orr was saying! Probably laughing his ass off

Posted by Goon24 on January 12, 2009 at 10:41 PM

lol when did the let chicks into hockey?

Posted by Towmater on January 03, 2009 at 11:24 PM

That is so funny, Semin looked like a monkey, what's next is he going to throw his crap at him?

Posted by ilovenyr on February 23, 2009 at 11:55 PM

WTF did I jujst watch?

Posted by TheAsianator on January 04, 2009 at 02:39 PM

Maybe Semin can take some lessons at Boogaard's fight camp. ROFL

Posted by Heavyweight2 on January 03, 2009 at 11:56 PM

Staal gets the win for throwing a punch, not a bitch slap! lol

Posted by Wild24 on January 03, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Did Semin jsut throw a fit? Or was i just imagining that?

Posted by DaBomb1 on January 03, 2009 at 11:53 PM

Ladies please!!!! ROFLMFAO!

Posted by Fightsfan748 on January 04, 2009 at 12:04 AM

Semin received a game misconduct for slapping or karate chopping. Or whatever the hell that was!

Posted by Warcraft3 on January 03, 2009 at 11:58 PM

This gets 10 for entertainment value! ROFL

Posted by RhonaMitra1 on January 04, 2009 at 12:07 AM

Semin unleashed his wrath! Omg im terrified

Posted by RMKB on January 04, 2009 at 12:12 AM

WTF Semin is a retard!

Posted by NoobsRUs on January 04, 2009 at 12:15 AM

Thats what i call a noobish fighter!

Posted by cotegratton3224 on January 07, 2009 at 09:47 AM

BITch wat a fight semin is a little puss. there only fighter is brashere noticed that at philly when they played last sittin in sixth row. wonder if he'll even dress again. I wouldnt if i wer him. wat a little girl. TKO for embarassment

Posted by FightNight7 on January 04, 2009 at 12:01 AM

out right embarrassing!!!! Slap-away-Semin!

Posted by No1CoteFan on January 04, 2009 at 04:20 PM

Your shirt clashes with your slacks...thilly thing you pith me off....lol

Posted by SMan05 on January 04, 2009 at 06:09 PM

Best fight of the year.

Posted by Bengui on January 04, 2009 at 03:09 AM

I'm sure he tried to pull his hairs ! XD

Posted by AllDayAP on January 04, 2009 at 07:07 PM

Im calling this a great fight just for the bitch slapping

Posted by ironfist18 on February 10, 2009 at 02:32 AM

This is the best fight I have ever seen. It actually made my life.

Posted by lamar107 on December 29, 2009 at 01:46 PM

Im rating it a ten for the sole reason that semEn was slapping the guy stall should get arrested for hitting a chick

Posted by sunking1 on November 19, 2011 at 11:18 PM

Slap semin is da person who came from the west semin. West people rock staal bros suck like you marc marc. At least I kicked your funny skinny butt

Posted by Big_Goon on January 04, 2009 at 09:35 AM

I've been a Caps fan for 25 years. This has to be the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. To add insult to injury my two young boys pointed out the fact that Semin's under shirt was half pink. I love Semin, arguably the most skilled player in the NHL, but he fights like a drunk bytch who got felt up at the drive in...

Posted by zhang on January 04, 2009 at 05:43 AM

fight of the year ! you will see Chris Crocker on youtube says: "you guys Leave Semin along !!"

Posted by neoimagiste on January 03, 2009 at 10:57 PM

That is hilarious. He slapped him silly.

Posted by Hell of a TILT on January 05, 2009 at 03:15 PM

I have to give the win to Semin for his "Whack a Mole" impersonation.....He was the only one trying to throw what resembled a punch......Staal was content with ripping his jersey off and turtling.....what a SALLY!!

Posted by Iginla owns on January 04, 2009 at 12:06 PM

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by clydefrog on January 04, 2009 at 09:45 PM

really?...really????

Posted by ghjkfdhgfd on December 10, 2009 at 12:24 AM

lolz

Posted by Mckrosky on January 06, 2009 at 11:45 AM

So let me get this straight.... Staal turtles to a girly man throwing a tantrum and he's somehow the winner? Staal should be more embarassed than Semin.... at least Semin slapped someone. Plus, the fact that Stall even went after the delicate little flower says more about him than it does about Semin and his wind-making flailings. On to the Crosby fight... I now hate him 100% of the time, not just usually. He jumps a guy on a faceoff and is magically answering the bell? That was the biggest b1tch move I've seen in a long time and he needs to get pounded later for it... if he'll dare fight someone who knows it's coming. He's a turd...

Posted by SA_Town on January 07, 2009 at 03:12 PM

Semin is not a fighter and should never fight again. I bet he would crush Scott Hartnell though because Hartnell has no balance.

Posted by gabadou on December 04, 2009 at 09:20 PM

horrible fight

Posted by legion31 on January 04, 2009 at 08:49 AM

hahaha............................semin for the fun,i have never seen a hockey fight like that lol........i want more!!!!!

Posted by BWeen on January 04, 2009 at 03:04 PM

Straight Congo. I set us us FREE

Posted by DGetz on January 04, 2009 at 12:41 PM

You guys are nuts. Semin may look ridiculous but he's the one on top when the fight ends. Win for Semin. And bluesfan08 if you think the fact that Crosby jumped another player without warning suggests he's a good fighter, you're even crazier.

Posted by BigPapa08 on January 03, 2009 at 11:28 PM

GIVE ME BACK MY TONKA TRUCK!!!!!! I have seen better fights on John and Kate plus 8. Instant classic though

Posted by xrichardsx18 on January 04, 2009 at 09:42 PM

shittiest fight of the year, but whe scoring a fight you gotta go by who gets more hits, semin wins the bitch fight. plus he got his face sammed into the post and got up and fought. give props to him until he slaps a dude

Posted by uFightLikeSemin on January 04, 2009 at 03:01 PM

Isn't it more embarassing that Staal got his jock handed to him by a guy who learned to fight from his sister?

Posted by [email protected] on January 07, 2009 at 06:56 PM

Semin drum rolled Staal... funny.

Posted by Terphq00 on January 12, 2009 at 01:24 AM

Good point daddy axe. Best reinacting of "A Christmas Story" Semin=Ralphie Staal=Scott Farkus Let the slapping begin. Win Ralphie

Posted by Elogim on June 06, 2010 at 01:28 PM

First time not so bad...against that Titan...

Posted by Chaotic8 on January 04, 2009 at 04:29 PM

Based off of sheer determination: Edge for Semin

Posted by bigswifty on January 04, 2009 at 11:02 AM

true he was girlish, but if he actually puched he woulda beat marc staal...considering staal picked the fight, he didn't do well for himself against a guy who punches like that...decision semin simply cuz staal didnt clean his clock

Posted by Slayers on January 04, 2009 at 07:59 PM

How anybody can think Staal won this is beyond understanding. Yes, Semin played the bongos on Staal, but Staal curled up like a baby. As much as Semin displayed a feminine display, Stall was by far the biggest wuss.

Posted by tvwillia1 on January 04, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Staal was indeed slapped silly. A fitting end to a silly start that involved no effort by Stall to fight like a man. Staal was simply taking his frustration out on Semin, a skill guy who showed some guts.

Posted by mcb789 on January 04, 2009 at 01:06 AM

two guys that dont know how to fight. atleast they tried.

Posted by gotsparkly on January 04, 2009 at 07:56 AM

Semin is not a fighter, but I think he snapped on this one when Staal went after him after a shot that took him too close to Valiquette. Before Christmas, Semin had come back from missing 12 games to a back injury and had been in for just one or two when David Backes cross-checked him in the back, sending him to the dressing room and wasn't called for it. He missed another six games and was very, very unhappy about it. Last night was his first game back, and Staal goes after him. I think he just said "enough is enough, I am tired of you people" and went hammer and tongs after the guy. He needs to tie down his jersey next time, and someone needs to teach him to fight, but I'm glad to see him be willing to stand up for himself. This was hilariously funny, though.

Posted by RoboSmash on January 04, 2009 at 01:03 AM

Semin looked exactly like Animal from the Muppet Show banging on the drums. I really hope he got the game misconduct for shaming the league/sport with that display.

Posted by roberto luongo on March 19, 2010 at 02:51 PM

lmao

Posted by krozdee on January 04, 2009 at 05:38 PM

Semin should be the drummer in the Caps' pregame video.

Posted by MeLikeSemenko on January 04, 2009 at 03:19 PM

funny

Posted by Bloodbank on January 07, 2009 at 12:30 AM

Staal Gets Beaten By A Girl! Oh my! The humanity! Is this Buttman's new NHL? Staal early and in command. Semin comes out of the closet and hands out a few blows... err... Semin, "GIVE ME BACK MY MILK MONEY!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xchH3ILk0gk

Posted by thebassmaster on January 05, 2009 at 10:25 PM

LMAO!!! SEMIN FTW! That was atrocious

Posted by Boom Boom Belak on January 04, 2009 at 12:46 PM

lol speechless.

Posted by Dugray on January 03, 2009 at 10:46 PM

I don't know what to say.. It's just so hilarious. And Staal ducking for cover as the slaps of destiny come flying in? Oh dear god.

Posted by Gunslinger on January 03, 2009 at 11:05 PM

WTF! You ever see one of those old, antique wind up toys, the one where a monkey beats the drum? This was Semins tribute to it. Semin is never gonna live that down.LOL!

Posted by DC FURY on February 18, 2009 at 01:09 AM

well no one ever said Semin was a fighter.....

Posted by [email protected] on January 04, 2009 at 03:26 PM

After his hockey career is over Semin has a future as a Bongo player

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Posted by Blade88 on January 09, 2009 at 12:32 AM

YOU ARE AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!! Nice slaps mom.

Posted by dc-caps on January 03, 2009 at 10:31 PM

Overall - wow! I don't think I've ever seen a "fight" quite like that before. The whole place was either laughing or crying - couldn't tell. But Staal is a little punk for going after Semin I mean it was the guy with 8 not 28 that messed him up at the other end. The slapping. I sure Brash will give me a lesson or two after this slap beat-down. Plus Staal should be embarrassed for being on the receiving end of that.

Posted by zonkedforlife on January 21, 2009 at 01:30 PM

Semin wins

Posted by prorobo on January 03, 2009 at 11:33 PM

Semin gets the win for the sheer hilarity factor! I can't stop laughing.

Posted by PornStache on January 04, 2009 at 02:13 AM

Greatest or Funniest Fight of all time. Probably just funniest. Semin wins, he got the only contact in...

Posted by Hale Dunter on January 03, 2009 at 10:41 PM

LMFAO!!! and I am a Caps fan. Hilarious. Im giving Semin the win based solely on entertainment value. That was priceless and will live forever in the memories of Caps fans.

Posted by C. Alter on January 04, 2009 at 02:30 PM

Greatest fight I've ever seen, at least from the comedy perspective! I scored for Semin only because Staal had such an advantage & still played turtle. In the Capitals system, they are paid to play hockey and to score, not fight. If you want to see fights, watch the Flyers instead. Semin has been injuried a great deal, and just came back. Staal knew that, yet he decided to go after Semin. How embarrassing for both of them, but especially Staal.

Posted by irockthered on January 03, 2009 at 11:38 PM

Staal stripped Semin, and Semin went and beat on him, LOL! That's a great fight. Very amusing.

Posted by MystaPaul on January 03, 2009 at 11:46 PM

This about sums it up: [IMG]http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/3597/seminbongosyv0.gif[/IMG]

Posted by rockthered21 on January 04, 2009 at 12:05 AM

haha awesome

Posted by Alex28 on January 04, 2009 at 12:29 AM

I like how everyone seems to miss the fact that Semin pushed Staal over before letting loose the bitchslaps of wrath. Or just how bad Staal looks for turtling away. Imagine how much fodder for humiliation Eric and Jordan now have for the next family reunion. I predict Marc Staal never overcoming the humilation of this fight, succumbing to alcoholism by the time he's 25, committing suicide by the time he's 30, the occurrence of which would cause Eric and Jordan Staal to go into career ending depressions. Just like that, Alex Semin has destroyed 3 key players for the 3 biggest rivals of the Caps. No, make no mistake, Semin wins this quite handily. Not to mention he is now a legend.

Posted by M4R1U5 on January 04, 2009 at 08:33 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Semin landed maby two "rudiments" to Staals "skin". Drumroll please!

Posted by tennisphotog on January 05, 2009 at 11:28 PM

Semin slaps Staal silly. As lame as Semin was with his pink jammies, necklace bling and girly slaps, it was Staal who was cowering on the ground. Pathetic.

Posted by keslover17 on January 06, 2009 at 07:59 AM

Staal turtled. Turtled to avoid slapping. Sad.

Posted by joeycramp on January 08, 2009 at 04:09 PM

hahahaha aw this is priceless

Posted by jrw89sbk on April 09, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Win Semin he was beating the drums!

Posted by TreCool on November 05, 2011 at 08:27 PM

slap box

Posted by gmr133 on January 04, 2009 at 11:14 AM

See, this is what happens when you let the circus appear the night before a game. Coco the chimp gets left behind, finds his way onto the ice, and goes berserk. Are there any more overrated group of brothers in the nhl than the Staals? The guy in Pittsburgh just got a HUGE new contract for what--12 goals a year? This wasn't a fight, it was comedy hour. No winner, not possible.

Posted by preds321 on January 03, 2009 at 09:46 PM

that may be the funniest thing I have ever seen

Posted by claire alexande on January 04, 2009 at 12:42 PM

my only question is when did alex burrows get traded to the capitals?

Posted by PigIron on January 10, 2009 at 01:15 PM

Grandma??! Wasthat my grandma out there? I put crap fight - if hillarious would've been a choice I would've picked it!

Posted by jodan111 on January 04, 2009 at 03:14 AM

Simply hilarious. I imagine Alexandria got some strange looks from his mates back in the Caps locker room after the game

Posted by Polonich on January 03, 2009 at 09:58 PM

A draw I guess, how does one rate slapping? That was funny. LOL

Posted by MB3030 on January 04, 2009 at 04:48 PM

What was that????

Posted by Flyers967 on January 03, 2009 at 09:51 PM

LOL: "That is not a national league fighter." "He's beating the drums." My sister fights better than that. I lost all respect for Semin after watching that. The announcers were great and had a few classic quotes in there.

Posted by asl on January 03, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Semin's dad just got in his car to go over and kick Staal's dad's ass.

Posted by taf9991 on February 09, 2009 at 07:14 PM

this fight was bad because when the camara went to the fight it looked like staal was getting some cheap shot in before semin had a chance to react and semin fights bad

Posted by Luque1 on January 04, 2009 at 10:59 PM

What about this? But it's entertainníng, very funny. Semin fights, such as a dog paws.

Posted by tomales2 on January 04, 2009 at 03:01 AM

lol, lol, lol!!!! That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! He'll never, ever live that down. My side is aching!

Posted by travist on January 04, 2009 at 10:54 PM

bwahahaha!!!

Posted by Richterfan on January 04, 2009 at 01:35 PM

How good was this bout: a one fight wise, a ten laugh my ass off wise, so I score it a 5......................

Posted by stratmancj on January 06, 2009 at 12:21 AM

semin slap fest

Posted by TBLightningGuru on April 21, 2009 at 08:50 PM

whats worse? Semin slapping or stortini humping?

Posted by boogeyfan24 on January 04, 2009 at 09:15 PM

I gave it 7 for being one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

Posted by Daave on January 05, 2009 at 03:06 AM

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

Posted by NHO3713 on February 09, 2009 at 04:57 PM

as much as i would love to give that one to staal because of the slapping, its a draw because staal should have been able to get semin on the ground one way or another

Posted by swany65 on January 04, 2009 at 01:35 AM

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by chad420 on January 04, 2009 at 05:19 PM

wtf was that?!?....a ground & pound tempertantrum...thats some funny shat

Posted by bigswissel13 on January 05, 2009 at 01:08 AM

Little Drummer Boy Routine + Semin = Embarassment

Posted by trueblue3044 on October 11, 2010 at 02:56 PM

How can anybody say semin won? what a pu$$y. I guess his name sounds so much like semen cause he swallows it all the time haha. staal did not do anything either. there was no winner of this fight. just a loser in semin

Posted by eggers on January 06, 2009 at 09:28 AM

I saw a fight like that about three years ago. It was at a ringette game however. I was waiting to see if Semin was going to pinch him next.

Posted by marinermoose38 on January 04, 2009 at 09:41 PM

Pathetic. Embarassing. (Not Staal but Semin)

Posted by cji1065 on January 03, 2009 at 09:50 PM

Hilarious,about all that can be said. After seeing that i hope semin never tries to throw another punch in his life.Staal winner by default

Posted by QueKay09 on January 09, 2009 at 05:37 AM

WTF? lmao

Posted by Maggie3and Me on January 04, 2009 at 01:47 PM

I think we haave seen a first in the NHL. While engaged in a "fight," a National Hockey League Player auditioned for a part in a Broadway Show. Semin is now odds on favorite to play the lead in The Little Drummer Boy. Voting for a winner not an, option laughing to hard. Win Staal for acting like an NHL player.

Posted by bobowen34 on January 05, 2009 at 09:39 AM

I can't stop laughing. I have no idea if Staal landed any punches, but he gets the win based on Semin's girlie slaps.

Posted by GoalAssistSCRAP on January 06, 2009 at 03:36 PM

Need to get a ring, promoter. and pay-per-view for the rematch

Posted by CoteCarcillo on January 24, 2010 at 06:24 PM

[email protected] slap time!!!!!!! You gotta love it when a guy named Semin does this.

Posted by tim daddy on January 05, 2009 at 10:45 AM

shame, shame, shame on you both! first mr. stall you had a guy with pencil legs, and buggy whip arms bent over, and jerseyd, and did not drop him, secondly mr. semin, oh mr. semin where do i start? sure i enjoy the three stooges as much as anyone but this is NOT! the forum to display your stand-up act . now both of you go to your rooms for a time-out!

Posted by ling2212 on January 07, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Staal wins this for 2 reasons he pulled the jersey off, gettung Semin out of the game and Semin loses this because of all of the slaps.

Posted by Mr. Nasty on January 04, 2009 at 03:46 PM

I have to vote for Staal...not because he won but out of humility for Semin.

Posted by gershy101 on January 06, 2009 at 08:52 AM

Wow that was funny! I am a huge caps fan but am embarrased by this! I mean he's obviously not a fighter but you'd think with Brash on the same team he might get a few pointers along the way. It's great to see Semin back on the ice from injury but geez man not like this! Please Alex stick to what you know... Scoring goals and looking pretty! And for the love of god don't get hurt again!! He is so fragile!

Posted by Hoju on January 04, 2009 at 09:59 PM

this is why there's no fighting in international tournaments, euros (russians especially) are terrible fighters. it looks like staal stepped on semin's jersey and slipped before semin unleashed a preteen girl like flurry

Posted by silvertipsfan on January 03, 2009 at 11:01 PM

This is all ovechkins fault, great player but he needs to get pounded; he runs around pot-shotting everyone and then skates away, I want to see him fight. i hope crosby pounds semin that would be fun to watch!!!!

Posted by BigBadBruins68 on October 19, 2010 at 08:21 AM

That looked like a woman trying to beat a mugger with her purse. Staal wins for that alone.

Posted by BostonBruins19 on January 04, 2009 at 04:33 PM

hahahahahhahahaha, wow. im not sure what to say. win staal? just because semin doesnt deserve a draw for that.

Posted by neutralfighter on January 04, 2009 at 01:43 PM

f----- hilarious!!!!!!!!! Semin should be embarassed. I don't ever remember seeing anything so lame.

Posted by rdemps01 on January 07, 2009 at 02:24 PM

What a little bitch semin is.. did you see those slaps.. Maybe he should use his purse next time!

Posted by FHgrad99 on December 16, 2010 at 03:07 AM

This might be the funniest fight I can remember. We see Staal take Semin's jersey off and then Semin does his impression of Animal from The Muppet Show on Staal.

Posted by jcstokes on January 04, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Funny stuff. Never saw anything like that. Win goes to Staal.

Posted by kcodair on March 09, 2009 at 10:02 PM

Was that a joke? well if it wasnt then i give staal the Win but if it was i give it to semin for being funny

Posted by Rlothrop66 on January 05, 2009 at 01:17 PM

That's probably the funniest hockey fight I've seen. I can't imagine the abuse he is taking from teammates.

Posted by azjim on January 04, 2009 at 06:22 AM

And the whole time Semin was yellng "I'm gonna thlap you thilly".

Posted by KingDredd on January 06, 2009 at 01:54 PM

FOTY Hah, should be nominated for making me laugh so hard I think I peed myself a little. That announcer was awesome: "I'm gonna thlap you thilly kid" "Gawsh you're thuch a bitchsh thometimeths..."

Posted by wannago_letsgo on January 04, 2009 at 04:15 AM

I checked the box score of this game and came here immediately when I say Staal and Semin fought. I think Brashear might kick Semin's ass for pulling that crap, I am willing to wager good money that Semin had tears in his eyes and told the refs "BUT HE STARTED IT!!!"

Posted by daddy axe on January 04, 2009 at 07:41 PM

As terrible as Semin performed in this "fight" he definitly won. Semin should be embarrassed, Staal should be ashamed. Nice re-make of the Ralphie fight from Christmas Story.

Posted by bigdog2007 on January 04, 2009 at 06:38 PM

Staal had Semen all over him!!!

Posted by blackngold on January 03, 2009 at 10:44 PM

I'm speechless. How do you score this?

Posted by NJDevils17 on March 21, 2010 at 12:18 AM

I don't know how Staal is winning this fight on here. I dont' think he threw a punch!

Posted by ryptide on January 06, 2009 at 10:12 AM

From where I'm sitting, Staal was on the ice in the fetal position while Semin "punched" him. Winner, Semin. Doesn't matter how weak the punches looked. Staal was curled up like a baby. Brashear needs to take Semin aside for some lessons, however.

Posted by caps87 on January 03, 2009 at 10:19 PM

semin was doin work. funniest fight ever

Posted by bloodchurn on January 04, 2009 at 02:33 AM

Hahaha thats what you get when a skilled European drops the gloves. Probably the first fight of his life.

Posted by B3 VR6 on January 05, 2009 at 10:31 PM

INSEMINATOR = TOTAL DOMINATION! ! !

Posted by bradmayfan on January 04, 2009 at 09:02 AM

I have not laughed that hard in a loooonnggggg time.

Posted by poopies on January 04, 2009 at 01:14 PM

Win Marc Staal? Give me a break!

Posted by teebo on January 03, 2009 at 10:03 PM

wow, hilarious!

Posted by falseguardianX on January 07, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Semin's Kung Fu is too strong for Staal. Domination by the Karate Kid!

Posted by HockeyBacon on January 05, 2009 at 02:58 PM

How can you guys not rate this a 10? Fight of the Year possibley decade

Posted by m4rine77 on January 22, 2010 at 04:18 PM

hahahahahahahaaa

Posted by Clark75 on January 04, 2009 at 03:10 PM

Too bad you couldn't give some one a -10 for how good they were. LOL that was hilarious. Looks like Brashear might wanna give him a few pointers.

Posted by mrdude1 on March 20, 2014 at 08:54 PM

semin clearly won the fight. his winning method is very unusual to say the least and not recommended for any serious fighters.