As much as I hate to do it, Panzius Maximus with the edge. He did, although, revert back to his Cansuck roots as he momentarily got a fist full of hair, but uncharacteristically, he let go...... Just when you think you know someone....
I give Lappy the slight edge, unfortunately. I hate to do it.
Clutterbuck gets bonus points for a strong, early-80s mustache, however. Wonder if he's in a club? I know there's a few mustache clubs in Minneapolis...I'll have to Google that.
Apparently "Cal Clutterbuck" is Canadian for "Wyatt Earp" at least in the facial hair department. The goatee was the " look of the 90's" and really where can you go from there? The only place left to go is to the porn-stache.