Cody Bass vs Patrick Kaleta

Bass channels 'Kantstopoulos',
while Kaleta goes 'Rob Ray'...
as the former, comes charging in,
only to end up flopping around like a fish in a rowboat,
while the latter, goes lefty, again,
and increases his improbable early-season record
to a 'Gaustad-inspired', ''visor-assisted''... 1-1-0 !!! ???.

Kaleta threw down Bass like a bale of wheat.

Bass looks like a fish out of water, flopping around on the frozen pond.

Somehow Bass went from treating Kaleta's head as a twist top bottle to getting punched around and tossed to the ice twice. Win Kaleta.

I have to give Bass credit for having having a big heart...
Although, Kaleta is just too strong for him here,
He sent Cody down once to the ice, only to throw him back down again like a piece of paper.

Kaleta chucked Cody on his B-ass hahahaha

win Kaleta...that was a nice Cobra Clutch in the corner while this was going on

Sloppy but spirited. Kaleta with the win once the seas parted.
PS... I think the play by play guy had a stroke at 30 seconds.

To be fair to Bass, although he lost he did the right thing

Bass starts out putting Kaleta in a sleeper hold, then Kaleta body slams Bass, Gaustad gets put in a reverse chicken wing.

Are these guys trying out for the WWE?

giving this tilt to kaleta

hey i like any guy that has heart,but man bass and dorsett are not good scrappers.you dont want guys linting up to fight your guys.man Columbus get a pain maker already.

This wasn't Bass' night. Kaleta handled him here and McCormick handled him later in the game. This was a decent fight.

Kaleta is now 2-0.

How could anyone give this bout anything but a draw? How?