The Stache
How did we pass this over?
A full article about The Stache.
“The `stache demands respect,” Parros says. “People have laughed at it, but the mustache does demand respect.”
He is kidding and so are we, explaining why we’ve borrowed Parros’ facial hair and turned it into our facial scare. And why, upon treading deeper into this column, you’ll see other frightening examples of computer-aided cookie-duster cloning.
Hey, there’s approval in here:
“The sick mustache?” Shane O’Brien says. “It’s awesome. It’s him now. He can’t go without it.”
Adds Chris Pronger, “The `stache is pure sweetness.”
George Parros has gotten a ton of attention this year. From his fighting, to his background (Princeton), to his look.
While he’s chopped the locks for charity, he’s still porntacular.
It’s no secret we’re fans of Parros, and he gives the love right back.
The 6’5”, 225-pound Parros tends to be a counterpuncher–last month the one time he was overly aggressive, he was bloodied by a blind swing from Columbus’s Jody Shelley–and has a 4-4-3 record in ‘06-07, at least according to voters on hockeyfights.com, The Ring magazine of hockey’s pugilistic subculture. That website, says Parros, “might as well be my home page.” He downloads fight clips on a PlayStation Portable and studies opponents, “just like getting ready for a test at school.”
Yeah, I’ve posted that before, but what can I say, it’s a good one.
The Mario pic is from a t-shirt on PowerUpTees.com (and that’s a pimpin affiliate link).
Today’s video update, if you were looking for that.
