Bissonnette’s Silver Lining for Winnipeg

“It would be exciting to be the team that went back to Canada,” he said. “C’mon, we’d be treated like gods. I mean, the big difference is the weather. The weather is awful, but you know that, and it’s like everything would be opposite in Canada. The fans would be the opposite. The media would be different. There’s no pressure from the media here, and it only comes from inside the room.”

Is this guy serious? Teammate Kyle Turris can’t believe his ears.

“But what about the girls?” he said.

“The girls are undercover hot in Canada,” Bissonnette said. “Besides, we’d be the only game in town. I’m sure we’d have first dibs.”