March 27, 2008
2nd Period - 8:35
2007-2008 Regular Season
Voting Results
Petr Sykora 19.2% (19 votes)
Miroslav Satan 5.1% (5 votes)
Draw 75.8% (75 votes)

Past User Reviews
Posted by Muscles on March 31, 2008 at 07:57 PM

It's good to a few ladies bouts on the site.

Posted by lovejoy on March 28, 2008 at 07:33 AM

what's wrong men? this fight was really poor and doesn't worth fot FM, but none of them is fighter, for both was that their fisrt fight ever. they both got into the brawl, so grab each other, wrestle little bit and it's over. nothing else, their job is other, than to fight. there's no code, that every guy in the brawl has to throw them.

Posted by headcharge on March 28, 2008 at 02:24 PM

I've seen more violence in ice dancing. Maybe they should strap on the ole figure skates (watch the toepick) and give it a try. From the look at that "fight" (can't believe I actually called it that), they have a shot at an Olympic medal. Their grace and poise through their spins was the definition of elegance in motion. So graceful and delicate. Simply a delight to the ice dancing community. I have to give the win to BGL for just being in the room.

Posted by Behn Wilson on March 29, 2008 at 10:01 AM

The ol' pillowy glove in the face wrestling match. Reason 19 why most Czech players shouldn't fake fight.

Posted by frolov on March 28, 2008 at 05:53 AM

phuck all you punks. i bet none of you have ever been in a fist fight. punks!

Posted by shrk33 on March 29, 2008 at 02:16 PM

This might be the worst fight of the year.

Posted by 187Jeremy on March 28, 2008 at 07:46 PM

Watch out Boogard, Laraque and McGratten these two girlfriends are coming for the heavyweight title. Even that greaseball Tucker might have been able to pull out a win against those two. We need the option to pick two losers, I cant even call that a draw.

Posted by biggravy on March 30, 2008 at 12:17 AM

That was a fight? I make toast with more intensity than that. Draw.

Posted by irishboybrian on March 28, 2008 at 08:15 AM

I kept hearing Lawrence Welk saying " A One. A Two" my head

Posted by Gunslinger on March 28, 2008 at 11:30 PM

Rock 'em' sock em Robots? More like rock'em'sock em dumb.

Posted by billy jack on March 28, 2008 at 09:32 AM

how funny was that,that was a fight for the ages,that beat jurri kurries fight all to hell.

Posted by BattleAxe13 on March 28, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Why the refs decided that this was a fight is beyond me. I give Satan and Sykora first place in the square dance competition. Since this was called a fight you have to go with a draw, it looked like Sykora thought about throwing a punch at one point but he didn't.

Posted by yoach on March 29, 2008 at 11:01 AM

wow i got kinda dizzy watching all that spinning around

Posted by mikemcmo on March 29, 2008 at 08:44 AM

How cute!

Posted by odvi on March 28, 2008 at 04:21 AM


Posted by acemtydk on April 01, 2008 at 01:54 AM

Those two should never have received majors. I would have felt guilty giving them anything. Too bad we can't give this a negative rating.

Posted by The llama on March 28, 2008 at 05:08 PM

Typical fight from the eastern euro league...

Posted by MNBonecrusher on March 28, 2008 at 12:50 PM

I hope they wore a condom! Wouldn't want either one missing the playoffs due to being pregnant!

Posted by avesorr44 on March 28, 2008 at 03:58 PM


Posted by Bear72 on March 28, 2008 at 10:08 AM

another fight where its on worth 2 for delay of game nothing there i cant believe the officials gave em fighting majors

Posted by Coach Jay on March 28, 2008 at 09:51 AM

Gloves against shields? Might as well be a pillow fight.

Posted by eskimorocker on March 28, 2008 at 12:53 PM

i think Satan did a better job of jersey grabbing than Sykora... although Sykora did win the visor scuffing showdown...

Posted by Humper on March 28, 2008 at 06:41 PM

Sissyfest '08. Worst damage was Satan smudging his lipstick.

Posted by BROWN - KOCUR on March 28, 2008 at 12:04 PM

Terrible - why is this even on here ? A gloves on, shield wearing slap fight. Give them both 2 each for delay of game and Satan a game misconduct for trying to hump Sykora's leg. WTF was that ?

Posted by razor 32 on March 28, 2008 at 05:22 AM

That is not even a fight..... My 2 and 3 yr olds fight more than that.

Posted by jacketsfan11 on January 19, 2009 at 07:28 PM

pretty funny that these guys are teammates now. :D

Posted by wildonefan on March 28, 2008 at 12:36 PM

Can you say dancing with the stars? maybe thay should both try out for that.. lame.. DRAW.

Posted by BrandoZ37 on March 28, 2008 at 04:47 PM

I felt like I was at a High School Dance watching those two.

Posted by jrw89sbk on April 11, 2009 at 11:54 PM

Wow what a fight!

Posted by Jonny Jobbers on May 28, 2009 at 10:03 PM

This might be the worst fight in hockey history! More time was spent whispering in each others ear rather than throwing punches. Satan was marginally better in his recent fight with Patrick Eaves (Game 2 - Pittsburgh v. Carolina). Satan should stick to being a disappointing third line winger and leave the fighting for someone with balls! JJ

Posted by KnucklesNilan on March 29, 2008 at 09:15 AM

Fight of the year! nah... nothing going on here... Not sure I can even give this a Draw..

Posted by Ragtop1day on March 30, 2008 at 02:22 PM

gloves off...helmets off....shields off....what a waste....

Posted by Jordybats99 on February 20, 2016 at 04:25 PM


Posted by Jake98 on March 28, 2008 at 06:28 AM


Posted by qmchugh on March 29, 2008 at 06:16 PM

typical euro fight

Posted by grief on March 29, 2008 at 01:20 AM

If the ref didn't jump in they'd still be standing.

Posted by teslo on March 28, 2008 at 05:39 PM

Sykora guy really sucks

Posted by brookbanktuff on March 29, 2008 at 03:07 PM

"Europe: A nice place to visit but stop sending us hockey players" --- Don Cherry, Rockem Sockem 4 (i think it was 4)

Posted by icecat on March 30, 2008 at 08:10 AM


Posted by Samuel_ on March 30, 2008 at 10:57 AM

pHEWW. Was this a fight? Only crap into my eyes.

Posted by Air Dump on March 28, 2008 at 12:27 PM

ooooh, you beeatch, you made break a finger nail

Posted by HeyImIrish on March 31, 2008 at 10:43 AM

Cant even really call this a fight. But I gave the win to Sykora for atleast looking like he was going to throw a punch without a glove on. This is what we get when two non fighters try and fight...lets leave this stuff up to the big boys.

Posted by neiljc on March 28, 2008 at 10:21 AM

Good to see Petr stick up for his teammates when everyone picks a dance partner on the ice after a cheap shot, but really, there was no point since no punches were really thrown. Nice idea though.

Posted by Scott4 on March 28, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Two at least expectable players on the ice are fighting..ehmm..fighting...try to fight..funny but crapy fight :).

Posted by ibled4theusa on March 28, 2008 at 08:05 PM

Sykora no dummy, he gets paid to use his hands in those gloves and he did. He rocked Satan (dude really should change his name he deserves an ass beating every game just for his name) and scared him.

Posted by fightswitch on April 01, 2008 at 02:31 PM

Sykora-- you brute!

Posted by rocky7482 on March 28, 2008 at 10:21 AM

One for the ages!

Posted by WingsFan1 on March 28, 2008 at 04:52 PM

Bear72, just so you know its automaticly a five minute major everytime you drop your gloves :)

Posted by imissbarnaby36 on March 29, 2008 at 12:46 AM

2 vaginas goin at it nuthin better

Posted by marinermoose38 on March 28, 2008 at 03:46 AM

this isn't europe, girls

Posted by ROCK HAWK on March 28, 2008 at 11:51 AM

VISOR-FEST !! lol @ brianamoro

Posted by caper70 on March 28, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Hug fest. DRAW........Patrick Roy''''s son could beat both these guys at the same time.

Posted by PICKLEHAMMER on March 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM

That was adorable.

Posted by SJsharks1090 on March 29, 2008 at 06:08 PM

lol sucks to have the last name Satan

Posted by biglite351 on March 28, 2008 at 12:07 PM

Neither one is a fighter but Satan wanted NOTHING to do with a fight. Nothing thrown so it was a phantom fight