Even Zach's parents were embarrassed by the lack of effort.
His mom looks exactly like the kind of mom who would yell to her son, "Hit 'em, Zach. Hit 'em." Because not only does she look like the kid of mom who would encourage her kid to hit someone, she also looks like the kind of mom who names her kid Zach.
Helm looked like a typical Red Wing this year. Trying to fight wearing a dress is just embarrassing. Fortunately for Helm Hyman was afraid he would expose his hyman. Draw 1. Embarrassing Boys!!!
Let's save everyone the trouble: 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 and 1 We're along way from McGrattan and Orr folks!
wtf was that is this the new NHL ???
There was no fight...just 2 guys making out.
Fight Of The Year,,,,, The New NHL
Two guys get their first career regular season fight. Or at least fighting majors because this wasn't a fight it was a Thursday night community center square dancing lesson.
Truly awful and another 1.
lot of wasted energy for nothing
Tried to put the Helm in the Hymen, but settled on a love fest. Really, just a sad old Wing veteran taking up ice time from the youngsters. Pathetic.
The new NHL. Luckily we can view real fights from the LNAH.
I kiss on the cheek followed by a noogie and a hug. Crap fight draw & 1. Thank you Mr. Bettman.
Not a great fight. Just a bunch of grabbing.
No real fight here for a draw!
At least Hyman tried to throw a punch. Helm with the death grip on Hyman's arm - Holland must give pointers to these guys on how to be a pussy.
Helm wanted none of this fight
GreatMurray and daysofcoleco have got this covered folks.
Here we have a top candidate for WFOTY (worst fight of the year). These guys wouldn't stand a CHANCE against Chara.
Pfft! Delay of game
I get very depressed at this time of year when all us Old-Time Hockey fans have left are scraps of the fly-weights trying to look tough.....as teams pare down their rosters to fruit-fly sized players that skate REAL FAST. bzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz !
Wow the Red Wings had a match and the player that got into a fight wasn’t Witkowski? Fuck. Anything’s possible now. Like the red wings making it to the playoffs hahaha