Jeez... You turn your back for a day or two and all hell breaks loose So to that end... I was travelling amd I'll review backwards in an attempt to catch up unaware of what came before To begin... Weighing in at 85 pounds soaking wet and a third the size of Probert... the slight Slovakian Wing is challenged by someone who is clearly a graduate of the Dale Rolfe fighting academy... Thus surprisingly allowing "Tatoo" to earn a diminutive decision over his completely unprepared "Kantstopolous-like" opponent "Da plane Boss.. da plane'"

Haulass uses the rare "dogpaws" fight stance he practiced in the mirror for years before his first fight. He always imagined it was more fearsome than McGratton's squat and stare. He'll buy a new mirror tomorrow.

Tatar wins with a couple slaps to the tummy. Is this really what we've come to?

Tatar reminds me of this little f*cker from elementary school who stung me with an unexpected quick punch flurry during recess... I was like, "No mas". As my ear whistled, I was in full admiration of the little chihuahua..

Tartar sauce actually looked like he knew what he was doing! I was surprised! Haula should be embarrassed for starting the fight, but did nothing.

"Triple-T" (Tomas Tatar: Terminator) with the easy win.. It's been almost 30 years, but glad the Wings finally have a third Bruise Brother. #RIPProbie

The first fight in Golden Knights history! Too bad for them it was Erik Haula dropping the gloves. Win Tatar.

Even though he lost, and was subsequently injured. I like Haula picking his own battle here. He doesn't like the hit so he throws down. Unfortunately for him it looks as though Tatar at least in theory knows what he is doing with the gloves off. All Tatar & 4

Okay let’s not go crazy here and even begin tossing nomenclature like “3rd bruise brother” at Tatar...perhaps The heavyweight champion of Lilliput. The truncated fight...(forgive me I had to get in one more short reference, but there will probably be a few more) was a lot of fun in numerous ways; the low bridge going even lower on the hit was hilarious on many levels...(okay I could go all day.) Is it just me or does Haula look as if he is half way through Gender Reassignment surgery and could be either or at this point. The kid is about as manly as Bruce Jenner and feminine as um...Bruce Jenner. The hands thing at the square up...wow! If he would have screamed “Oh My!” I wouldn’t have been the least bit surprised and he might as well have with the way he was standing. For a brief moment I believed there was a possibility that Haula was going to slap Tatar. It reminded me of that scene in The Hot Chick were Schneider was in that bar fight. But props to both men (?) for taking care of business and giving us all something to talk about. Welcome to the newest troll F CKERS or whatever your radioactive brain came up with.

Loved this

I was there...the place exploded with the hit and the square off, then there was a collect "awwww" when it ended up a dud. LoL Way to ruin our first fight, guys.

haula went flying after tatar's low hipcheck and challenged tatar to 1st nhl fight for both tatar threw some uppercuts but tough to tell if them landed, he landed some bodypunches when haula turtled at the end so winner is obvious...gave it a 4

Tatar with what looked like a sweet (clean) open ice hip check. Haula took offense, which is way too common these days and looked silly being beaten down by the smaller Tatar.

Tatar with the win and the 'why did I throw that last punch?' Love the hip check.

So proud of Tatar. Nice hit and then gave to Haula no chance to win. 5/10 - 1 point for bodycheck

Tatar wins with fair ease considering.he's known more for a sniper!.

AND HERE COME THE PRETZELSSS!!

My Finnish uncle claims he was not surprised at all by this outcome. I have no idea what he was talking about. Easy victory for Tatar in a debacle of Bieksan proportions.

Well we now know Haula can turtle

Should have been interference... but props to Haula for sticking up for himself. Tatar landing 2-3 shots for the win and a 3

Tatar Sauce with a surprising win in a featherweight tilt! Didn't think the small Slav had it in him, but he comes away from this looking pretty decent. Haula, on the other hand, looked rather absurd standing and holding his hands the way he did and looked even worse once they actually hooked up. Overall, probably for the best both of these guys don't make a regular habit of doing this.

Tatar gets the better of the action for the win.

I'm happy Tatar answered the call after that hit.

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Are you kidding me? Haula thinks he has something soft. Not so much. Tatar gets right after Haula and pops him with a couple of good ones. The low bridge should have been an interference call but that makes up for all of the stupid slashing penalties. All Tatar.