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Old 07-17-2008, 01:31 PM
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After watching the movie, I looked up the producer/director for the movie, Ewe Boll.

Seems like Ewe is a german who does a ton of video adaptations into movies.

And they all suck.

In fact, he was wanting to do World of Warcraft for a movie. Blizzard stated something along the lines of, "Not him. Never."

A few other computer game companies have said the same thing. He sucks bad.

His response is to usually offer to box those who speak out against him. 1 person, from what I read on wiki, offered to fight on Attack of the Show. Boll refused on learning that the critic trained in Muy Thai and jujitsu.

My best way to describe "In the Name of the King" is over 2 hours of Power Rangers. Bad rubber suits, bad acting, bad storyline, bad cutting. Just bad.

Statham either needed a lot of money, or just isn't picky about what crap comes his way. Same with Burt Reynolds. And I thought that leelee Sobieski (whatever her name is) was to be someone that is up and coming.

Just bad.
THIS WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST MOVIES TO WATCH EVER!!!!
THE LAST 5 MINS IS THE BIGGEST CRAP EVER. BOOKS REALLY BOOKS THATS YOUR FINISHING MOVE RAY LIOTTA BOOKS. GOD I NORMALLY DONT MIND CRAP MOVIES BUT THIS IS A STEAMING PILE
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:36 PM
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Saw semi-pro last night. The first half was absolute garbage, the second half was so-so. All in all, a waste of an hour and a half.
I thought Semi-Pro was pretty good. It was a hell of a lot better than Blades of Glory that's for sure. It had a lot of good laughs in it. Not as good as Step Brothers but it was still a pretty good movie. The scene were they're playing poker is classic.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:24 AM
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BE KIND REWIND!!!!!!! It was awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:33 AM
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BE KIND REWIND!!!!!!! It was awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. One of the worst movies I have seen in awhile.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:59 AM
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Meet the Spartans - waste of time.
Amen to that.

I was told that Epic Movie was good, so I gave that movie some hope and watched it with my friends. Pfft, I laughed a few times, but when it was over, I couldn't believe that I paid to watch that.
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:46 AM
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Old 10-19-2008, 01:41 PM
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Man, these spoof movies recently (Date movie, Meet the spartans, Epic movie etc.) have been so NOT funny. I honestly don't know why I still give them a chance. And IMO, it's easy to just take bits and pieces from other movies and make fun of 'em, I don't get why these movies are failing so badly.
And get this there's another one now "Disaster Movie" (AKA Meet The Spartans 2.) At least they're letting us know in the title that this is a train wreck.

BTW, Meet The Spartans... I was like this throughout. Just a fvckin statue! Birds could've build a nest on the top of my fvckin head and lived in peace and comfort.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:31 PM
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The Happening. OMG I can't believe I was sucked in again.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:41 PM
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basically any paradomy comedy.. since scary movie 2.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:57 PM
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The Happening. OMG I can't believe I was sucked in again.
Me too - I was actually laughing at all the scenes that were supposed to be scary- like the dude lying down in front of the lawn mower - priceless!

Anyhow, I keep giving Night Shamalayan second chances, and he keeps blowing them. I never did see Lady in the Water, thank goodness. But you have to think this guys running out of opportunities.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:48 PM
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Max Payne

horrible, horrible movie. I would have to be paid a good amount of money to sit through that again. It's almost as if Uwe Boll did it. That bad.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:38 PM
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Me too - I was actually laughing at all the scenes that were supposed to be scary- like the dude lying down in front of the lawn mower - priceless!

Anyhow, I keep giving Night Shamalayan second chances, and he keeps blowing them. I never did see Lady in the Water, thank goodness. But you have to think this guys running out of opportunities.
Take it from me, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON LADY IN THE WATER. I didn't know it was an M. Night movie but I saw that too.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:40 PM
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i saw max payne.. i hated max payne. what a horrible horrible movie.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:08 PM
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Jason Goes to Hell last night. I dont even consider this movie to part of the series.
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