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Old 12-18-2010, 06:16 PM
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A Christmas Story sucks!

Can't think of many more overrated piles of trash that are loved by many than this movie! No words can describe the amount of fukk I do not give about this movie. It is incredibly boring and not in the least bit funny or entertaining. Maybe if Morgan Freeman narrated it instead of some big, flopping f@ggot-sounding hillbilly it would save a little bit of face. And they show this sh!t for 24 straight hours? Off the top of my head, plenty of better Christmas movies not the least of which are It's A Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, or even fukkin Bad Santa!

I wish the kid really did shoot his eye out. Maybe I'd at least watch those two minutes.
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:22 PM
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:26 PM
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I liked the part where that kid beats the hell out of the ginger.

Does someone in that movie also lick a metal pole and get their tongue stuck too? Or am I thinking of a different movie?
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:31 PM
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Nick! I realize my opinion may not be a popular one, but it doesn't have to be popular to be right.
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:33 PM
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Does someone in that movie also lick a metal pole and get their tongue stuck too? Or am I thinking of a different movie?
You got it right
YouTube - A Christmas Story: Tounge Stuck...
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:49 PM
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Lashes out at A Christmas Story while naming a couple chick flicks. That Oasis avatar just got a bit stranger.
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Old 12-18-2010, 06:52 PM
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Old 12-18-2010, 07:07 PM
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:08 PM
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Lashes out at A Christmas Story while naming a couple chick flicks. That Oasis avatar just got a bit stranger.
My avatar has nothing to with Oasis.

Where's the Christmas Vacation marathon? I want justice. You can all keep drinking the Christmas Story kool-aid.
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:28 PM
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How the hell can you hate that movie? whats next, you hate sunshine?
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:30 PM
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In my eyes, that is the best Christmas movie along with "It's a Wonderful Life". You are entitled to your opinion.
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:33 PM
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My avatar has nothing to with Oasis.

Where's the Christmas Vacation marathon? I want justice. You can all keep drinking the Christmas Story kool-aid.
Last year Christmas Vacation was on Comedy central EVERY night during the month of December and they recieved so much backlash from it that they decided that they should never again try to compete with A CHRISTMAS STORY because lets face it, Chevy Chase just isn't that funny.

I will say that Eddie (in x-mas vacation) standing on the diving board with his t-shirt tucked into his speedo's while holding a beer is one of the funniest things I have seen.
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i ****ing hate this movie. its the mot overrated holiday movie by far. just like its a wondeful life. these 2 movies can go **** themselves in the ass. i never found a christmas story funny.. tried to watch it again and it was worse. when i hear people quoting it i wanna kick a baby in the face. **** that movie.


good thread phila
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Old 12-18-2010, 09:21 PM
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i ****ing hate this movie. its the mot overrated holiday movie by far. just like its a wondeful life. these 2 movies can go **** themselves in the ass. i never found a christmas story funny.. tried to watch it again and it was worse. when i hear people quoting it i wanna kick a baby in the face. **** that movie.


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Easy big boy. Take a deep breath and have a nice refreshing glass of Ovaltine.
lets face it... phila is right. that movie sucks dick.

i hope you're happy brian. i just got drunk and kicked some lady's baby in the face and it's all your fault. if i catch this movie this year... even by accident im gonna punch an old lady in her fupa.

you guys keep watchin this queer ****.... im watchin home alone
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