Todd Helton: Drunk Driving Fool

[Humpzilla]

There was a time when Todd was one of my favorite baseball players. He's a former TN Vol, but god, wtf is wrong with this man

Yesterday, we learned about Rockies first baseman Todd Helton's DUI arrest and were treated to his I-am-too-drunk-for-pictures-right-now mugshot, but specific details were sparse. We knew that Helton was arrested a few blocks from his house at 2:39 a.m., but that was about it. Thanks to TMZ, which has obtained a copy of the police report, we now know a little more about what allegedly happened early Wednesday morning:

According to the report, cops tracked down Helton after receiving a tip that Todd's black Ford F150 had struck a median and then parked at a nearby gas station.

When cops arrived to the scene, police say they saw Helton stumbling out of the gas station — stinking of booze — and clutching lottery tickets in his hand.

Cops say Helton denied striking a median ... but "made spontaneous statements about drinking two igloo cups of red wine."

http://deadspin.com/5982462/todd-hel...ium=socialflow

go to the site and see the Mugshot. Wow...the ****er made 20 mill last season, and he's doing this. Get some ****ing help, seriously

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

There was a time when Todd was one of my favorite baseball players. He's a former TN Vol, but god, wtf is wrong with this man


http://deadspin.com/5982462/todd-hel...ium=socialflow

go to the site and see the Mugshot. Wow...the ****er made 20 mill last season, and he's doing this. Get some ****ing help, seriously

That's exactly why he is doing it. What REAL ramifications is he going to have?

He rich.

[Humpzilla]

At 20 million, doing something this retarded, he'll probably get razzed for the rest of his career (one season).

All of this said, this seems like a very TN or Colorado thing to do while drunk off your ass. Especially East TN...

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

At 20 million, doing something this retarded, he'll probably get razzed for the rest of his career (one season).

All of this said, this seems like a very TN or Colorado thing to do while drunk off your ass. Especially East TN...

Oh no. What a horrible THINGS!

The average guy gets caught he gets huge fine, suspended license, threat of losing his job.

Helton does it, people might say rude things about him.

Must totally suck to be him.

[Daaaa B's]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

Oh no. What a horrible THINGS!

The average guy gets caught he gets huge fine, suspended license, threat of losing his job.

Helton does it, people might say rude things about him.

Must totally suck to be him.

Actually, he'll get a huge fine, suspended licence and he very well may lose his job although the latter might have more to do with him being washed up.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Daaaa B's

Actually, he'll get a huge fine, suspended licence and he very well may lose his job although the latter might have more to do with him being washed up.

A fine that is pocket change to him. He can afford to hire a driver.

These things don't affect the rich like they do the rich is my general f*cking point.

[Godly_goon]

the real question here is... why was he buying lottery tickets? haha

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

the real question here is... why was he buying lottery tickets? haha

[Mr. Pink]

the craziest thing is that Todd Helton made 20 mil last year

[ghjkfdhgfd]

his mugshot looks like jose canseco and a turtle.