What's On Your Christmas List?

[NJDevils17]

Once again, I did not intend for this to become "NJ's personal problems because he's stupid and smells thread," but I may ask her if she wants to go tailgating with us on Saturday for the football game (last ever football game for me). And by ask, I mean get shamefully forced into asking by my buddy because I'm a loser.

Oh, and I'm going to ask for the new Hitman game for Christmas.

[Phila26Flyers]

Originally Posted by NJDevils17

Once again, I did not intend for this to become "NJ's personal problems because he's stupid and smells thread," but I may ask her if she wants to go tailgating with us on Saturday for the football game (last ever football game for me). And by ask, I mean get shamefully forced into asking by my buddy because I'm a loser.

Oh, and I'm going to ask for the new Hitman game for Christmas.

No one said you're stupid and smell but you're gonna be eating a big pile of dog sh!t if you don't ask that slutskaya out. Tailgate is a good idea.

[acdcrocksno1]

Whiskey, some nice single malts peatier the better.

Other than that I havent really got much of a list I like to be surprised

[fansince65]

Christmas shopping is all done , just have to put in some liquor and beer in a couple weeks for the company we always have dropping in just too say "Merry Christmas" , some may have one too many and spend the night , I like it that way , dont like sending PPL out on the road that I think have had too much to drink ..

[blades29]

My brother and sister in law are sending me and my much, much, much better half to Mexico for a good friends wedding.

I will not be asking for anything. Actually, that's a lie. My dad took down a 4x5 white tail buck, so I will be requesting sausage and jerkey when the time comes...

[mikebflorida]

I got my wife an IPhone and a dildo.

If she doesn't like the IPhone she can go fock herself.



Old joke.

I don't really have a list, I'm just not really into my old hobbies anymore so I don't need that stuff, it's really more about buying something nice for my wife and son.

I think I'll get my wife massage gift certificates, that's a good idea.

I always ask her for a threesome and have gotten that on a few borthdays but never for Christmas.

Peace and quiet on Christmas day works for me, I've been over the whole thing for many years, it's just kind of a big clusterfock that I'd just as soon avoid all together, give me Halloween 6 times a year!

[JKidd]

Originally Posted by blades29

I will not be asking for anything. Actually, that's a lie. My dad took down a 4x5 white tail buck, so I will be requesting sausage and jerkey when the time comes...

Very nice.

My old man just took down a great 8 pointer. Problem is, when he hit it (bow hunting), it was about 30 minutes to sundown. We couldn't find it in the dark.

Went out the following morning, and the entire ass end was chewed off by coyotes. Didn't even want to risk taking any meat with the kinds of plaque born diseases and germs the yotes have, so we lopped off the head and called it a day.

Sucks wasting a tag like that.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by lefthook1

Have you read tired bro's thread?

Vi's post is not even in the same hemisphere of stupidness as the majority of the garbage spewed daily on this site.

I'm tired bro. What's the issue. Let's see you post a thread of pure gold.

My christmas wishlist? That everyone in the world would judge people on who they are and not their skin colour.

[NickDoh]

I'll send ya a Hooters gift certificate mikeb.

[blades29]

Originally Posted by JKidd

Very nice.

My old man just took down a great 8 pointer. Problem is, when he hit it (bow hunting), it was about 30 minutes to sundown. We couldn't find it in the dark.

Went out the following morning, and the entire ass end was chewed off by coyotes. Didn't even want to risk taking any meat with the kinds of plaque born diseases and germs the yotes have, so we lopped off the head and called it a day.

Sucks wasting a tag like that.

That sucks, man. My brother and dad hit a small buck during the season. They knew they hit it and took after it close to shut- down time. They followed the blood but 20 minutes into the tracking the blood stopped. They figured they hit it in the leg... They never saw any arrow or any more blood when they went back out. Wierd.

My bro and I are gonna throw in money for a dehydrator for this year...

[ValJamesRules]

Originally Posted by JKidd

Very nice.

My old man just took down a great 8 pointer. Problem is, when he hit it (bow hunting), it was about 30 minutes to sundown. We couldn't find it in the dark.

Went out the following morning, and the entire ass end was chewed off by coyotes. Didn't even want to risk taking any meat with the kinds of plaque born diseases and germs the yotes have, so we lopped off the head and called it a day.

Sucks wasting a tag like that.

So that's why you need a bunch of ammo to go on a coyote killing spree.

[antonio106]

Originally Posted by NickDoh

I'll send ya a Hooters gift certificate mikeb.

Now now, he's been a good sport. Let's let the WingHouse jokes rest in peace.

[JKidd]

Originally Posted by ValJamesRules

So that's why you need a bunch of ammo to go on a coyote killing spree.

That's one reason... damn varmint.

Has more to do with some goats and chickens being killed at the family farm than an 8 pointer going to waste.

But, the 8 pointer going to waste will make me want to kill them just a little more.

[ValJamesRules]

Originally Posted by JKidd

That's one reason... damn varmint.

Has more to do with some goats and chickens being killed at the family farm than an 8 pointer going to waste.

But, the 8 pointer going to waste will make me want to kill them just a little more.

Gotcha. At least you're not using cyanide guns.

Luckily, we have a creek that borders two sides of our property, and a state route in front. That tends to keep the yotes and fox from getting into the chicken yard. Hawks have been a bigger problem the past few years. All have been safe since we got a goose to help guard the flock. Seriously, it works.

I hope to get a a couple face cords of seasoned firewood from Santa. I don't have nearly enough in the woodshed to have a fire every day. Luckily, we do not heat our house with only wood, but it shore is nice to turn down the thermostat a bit.

[JKidd]

Originally Posted by ValJamesRules

Gotcha. At least you're not using cyanide guns.

Luckily, we have a creek that borders two sides of our property, and a state route in front. That tends to keep the yotes and fox from getting into the chicken yard. Hawks have been a bigger problem the past few years. All have been safe since we got a goose to help guard the flock. Seriously, it works.

I hope to get a a couple face cords of seasoned firewood from Santa. I don't have nearly enough in the woodshed to have a fire every day. Luckily, we do not heat our house with only wood, but it shore is nice to turn down the thermostat a bit.

Nope. We thought about trapping, but that is such an indiscriminate way of doing it, we decided we'd just go about targeting the coyotes specifically with a hunt.

We have a creek and some wooded areas. But, the ****ers have got VERY brave lately going through the cattle pasture, past the bulls out there, and into the small stock area. Our Aussie Shepherd has done a great job, for the most part, in keeping them away, but with a pack of 8 coyotes, there's only so much he can do. We've seen dead coyotes in the pasture this summer, in what looked like the bulls got a couple of them, but with them migrating to a new part, the bulls seem to care less and less.

This will be our 2nd hunt. Last time, about 2 months ago, we bagged 10-12 coyotes, and thought that'd be the end of it. But, 2 weeks ago, a we started seeing them more and more on the trail cams. And then a couple goats went missing, then a couple hens, and now it's time to take care of the problem, again.

Hear ya on the wood burning. We've got an old, small, pig barn we store wood in. With a tornado going through town last year, we went out and collected all the down trees possible. They've all dried out this summer, and we have a FULL barn of wood. It's always nice to have the woodstove instead of the furnace going.