Today I learned...

[thruby]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

Today I learned Chris Johnson sucks ass

last year didn't tip you off to that one?

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by thruby

last year didn't tip you off to that one?

Last year I learned he wasn't going to get 2k yards in a season again. This year I'm learning he's not even gonna get 200 yards.

[KYmolsen]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

Last year I learned he wasn't going to get 2k yards in a season again. This year I'm learning he's not even gonna get 200 yards.

He has a case of Alexander-itis. This is an affliction where after getting a huge contract, the running back is weighted down by the money in his pockets. And can never run well again.

Named for Shaun Alexander....who got his and was never worth a damm again..

[fansince65]

I learned how to change the low tire sensor in my tires , if you put new wheels on the light on your dash will stay on if you dont put the sensor in the new rims , I had never done it before , had to order aftermarket bands to hold them in place , the ones they use in the newer vehicles now are built right in the valve stem but you have to use the ones that came installed in your vehicle , cant change to the newer version ..

[Treehugger]

Originally Posted by canuck2

today we reaffirmed what a useless poster Nickdoh is.

When will Nickduh, learn how to fill out a job application ? Duh !!

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by canuck2

today we reaffirmed what a useless poster nickdoh is.

+1!

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Phila26Flyers

Today canuck2 learned that no matter how much yoga and meditation he does, he still changes bedpans and scrapes bedsores for a meager living.

Just curious, what exactly have you done with your life that's so great?

[flex_buff_chest]

Today I learned that the younger generation are nothing but douchebags.

[hockeybuff]

Today I learned grown men hit other grown men with a guitar hero guitar during fights.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by hockeybuff

Today I learned grown men hit other grown men with a guitar hero guitar during fights.

You only learned that today?

[kam]

Today I learned fbc can’t go more than 3 days without being an attention whore.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by kam

Today I learned fbc can’t go more than 3 days without being an attention whore.

Today I learned that I still have feelings and they can be still be hurt.

[thruby]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

Today I learned that I still have feelings and they can be still be hurt.

hahahahaha.

[BROKEN*ORBITAL]

Today I learned that when you have a gash and staples in your head, trying to shave your own head with two mirrors and an electric shaver is not a good idea.

[thruby]

Originally Posted by BROKEN*ORBITAL

Today I learned that when you have a gash and staples in your head, trying to shave your own head with two mirrors and an electric shaver is not a good idea.

as an ex-head shaver, i feel like that one was a given...