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Do it just to say you've done it, best bet here..
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I'm 30 years old and have never had anal sex, and never plan to. If my wife wanted it bad enough I'd eventually give in and do it, but it's just one of those things that has never done anything for me. Thankfully my wife isn't in to it either so I don't have to worry about it.
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Ill make this story short.
About 2 years I ago I hooked up with this 36 year old average looking broad. We went back to my place, f'd her face, f'd her gash, and at her request f'd her butt. Woke up the next morning and there were skid marks all over the sheets, she was curled up at the foot of the bed laying right next to the stains. I used to be down for a good butt poudning, give or take, but this incident really changed my view on anal sex. Still haunts me today.
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Sooooo....are you complaining? I think that's pretty awesome. At least you know that you bored her out real good.
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it's one of the most overrated things ive ever done. it's not something i could get into on the regular. i also dont like to be bothered with showering after i have sex. i want to go to bed.
a while back i was drunk and fingering my girlfriends ass. then, thought to myself...this is my bed, so dont put that hand down on the sheets. i spent the rest of the act with my hand in the air.
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