Something stupid
 

How many times have you guys done something stupid resulting in injury ??

I went out to my shed this morning to change the oil and spark plugs in the two snow blowers that I have (one I store for my son over the summer) .
When I tried to start them up I tried to use the pull start and hit my hand on the side of the wall inside the shed busting open three of my fingers , one right to the bone , took three stitches .
The thought came to mind as I stood their bleeding all over the shed floor , "YOU STUPID SOB" both of these machines have electric start and you have the cord that fits both of them !!!
My stupid act for this year ..

I was making a salsa the other day and picked my nose after cutting habaneros. Was reminded of my stupidity for at least 4hrs or so.

I know that feeling , was preserving hot chilly sauce back a few years ago using hot peppers , went for a piss without washing my hands first , try that one sometime ..

Ha! Rubbed my eyes after cutting up thai chilis last night.

This past summer I was getting something out of the back of my truck, but had to stand on the bumper to reach it. It had just rained so when I stood up to get off the bumper, I slipped and landed on top top of the tailgate, which slammed into the bottom of my ribs and knocked the wind out of me. My ribs were sore for weeks. All coulda been avoided if I only opened the tailgate

I found the only thing that will take the burn away from hot peppers is cold milk , just imagine your self with your di(k stuck in a glass of cold milk , I locked the bathroom door because my wife was going to take a picture of me doing just that ..

You know the cans of soup that don't need a opener, just tug on the metal piece and bend back. I got the lid most of the way off but the lid would not budge any more. I pulled with all my might and the lid came off and cut my thumb. It was just a little cut, could have been much worse. I felt stupid. :I

Nice! Sounds like the trailer for next movie in the American Pie series.

I was at a huge water park resort over the summer with my family and a cuople of buds and their families. The wives were outside watching the little kids and having a few drinks. Myself, the guys, and the older kids were doing the waterslides, surf wave etc. inside. The problem was that I had been pounding beers all day and it was about 6;30 pm. everything is going great. I go down this one waterslide, and stand up at the end. My body twists, but my one foot stays stationary - I guess it was on some non-skid surface or something- anyway, my knee gets tweekd pretty bad, I fall over and whack the rest of my body on the edge of the slide. It hurt like a mother****er. Of course I spring up to avoid looking like a bigger idiot than I already did, and the alcohol numbed the pain a bit. The next morning we were driving the 5 hours or so home. My entire leg was black and blue... and I couldnt straighten my leg, which was a real pain in the ass driving. It was ****ed up and gnarly looking for at least a month. I look back and realize what an idiot I waS.

As part of the training for my job, you have to get sprayed with OC spray. They had switched to a more potent brand, and everyone had to go through it again. It's called fox foxlabs 5.3 because it has 5.3 million shu's. In other words, it hurts like a mother****er. It takes your breath away. It's truly the devils piss.... but anyway... the guy who sprayed me had lousy aim. it went up unto my hairline and all over. I thought I decontaminated pretty well, but like an idiot I went home and showered. It reactivated and ran down my body right to that sensitive area you are talking about. Not nice.

lmao reminds me of when I was eating hot peppers from the jar and I didn't wash my hands and started gettiner goin with the gf. needless to say she was burning down there for hours. :D

I fell on my knee yesterday tripping over an extension cord. still hurts today.

I was cutting a habanero one time and the bastard squirted into my eye! I feel to the floor like a rock, haha!

****in' habaneros. Hurt so good. So very very good.

I cant believe that I did two stupid things on the same day !!
Took my SUV in to the car-wash before I went to the hockey game tonight , decided the new wheels where not cleaned well enough , (they are chrome ) got a rag out and started to polish the wheels , every thing was going great until I switched hands , that was the second stupid thing I did today , I tore the stitches out of my finger , bleeding like a pig again with a game to go to in an hour , the guys at the car wash gave me some new bandages so I could re-do my finger .
On the bright side I made it to the game won by the London Nationals 6-3 .
I have come to the conclusion that old age is making me lose my common sense , I would never have done something that stupid 5 years ago ..

Used to put cigarettes out on my forehead, at party's Real stupid. Done others but i leave it at that.

Used to let crush cans on my foehead as a party trick never hurt too much till I sliced open my forehead not painful but boy did it bleed.