The Pierre McGuire drinking game!

[buchockey221]

The best drinking game of all time. If you love hockey, you will think this is probably the funniest, and best idea for a drinking game. This game is so realistic, and guarente's drunkness, after just 1 game.

The Offical Pierre Mcguire Drinking game:

DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
* Dion Phaneuf
* Mike Richards
* Carey Price
* Jonathen Toews
* Monster
* Whaaamo!
* El- Kabong
* Real Deal
* Puck Poise
* Big Body Presence
* Active Stick
* Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man"
* Wow!
* Tenacity

DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Giggles at any point during the game(this just made me burst out ****ing laughing for no reason.)
* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation
* Mentions people he met in Europe
* Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player"
* Says Something extremeley gay (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off)
* Goes nuts when a team, has two many men
* WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people"
* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks
* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)
* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)
* If pierre says "Time and Space"
* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career
* If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time"
* Says "Sheer Larcany"

HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing
* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game
* Says the Game is a Classic!
* says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road".
* If Pierre says "Roof Daddy"
* If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion"
* Pierre uses his famous line "He suckin' dirty pond water"
* "x" player is oozing with hockey sense."
* drink if pierre uses 3 or more adjectives consecutively to describe a player or a team... Ie: "Size, athleticism, composure etc..." extra drinks if he uses terms such as "big body presence" that are already on the chart as said adjectives.

CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:

* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)
* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!
* Says " Thats vintage X" (Ex. Thats Vintage Jake Allen)

this guys a clown..had to post this as most of you are beer swirling hockey nuts! as I am minus the beer swirling part.

[bigjohnson]

This game is way better:




Jack Edwards bingo.

[acd1]

It would be hard to play either off those drinking games. I'm always so close to puking when I here Pierre McGuire or Jack Edwards calling games, it's hard to get any beer down.

[thepolishkid88]

Someone needs to make a Keith Jones one.

[sneakwipe]

the whole information is just wonderful. I really appreciate this effort of yours dear. its been great reading all this information of u.

i do not think i was ready for you to put words in quotation marks. i'll think about what you really want when you put your search in quotes and try to return something that makes sense.

[thruby]

Originally Posted by sneakwipe

the whole information is just wonderful. I really appreciate this effort of yours dear. its been great reading all this information of u.

i do not think i was ready for you to put words in quotation marks. i'll think about what you really want when you put your search in quotes and try to return something that makes sense.

what just happened?

[Fireball_IV]

I think it's Pierre

[NickDoh]

Originally Posted by Fireball_IV

I think it's Pierre

this.

[smashem]

Originally Posted by bigjohnson

This game is way better:




Jack Edwards bingo.

Where is Under-Over,Under-Over.

[fansince65]

Originally Posted by sneakwipe

the whole information is just wonderful. I really appreciate this effort of yours dear. Its been great reading all this information of u.

I do not think i was ready for you to put words in quotation marks. I'll think about what you really want when you put your search in quotes and try to return something that makes sense.

juah is that you ??????

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by sneakwipe

the whole information is just wonderful. I really appreciate this effort of yours dear. its been great reading all this information of u.

i do not think i was ready for you to put words in quotation marks. i'll think about what you really want when you put your search in quotes and try to return something that makes sense.

Pierre?

[cooke-swallows]

Classic! Does anyone know if there is a JE soundboard anywhere? You could really chop up his famous quotes in to some great lines!

[cooke-swallows]

Originally Posted by thruby

what just happened?

You have been sneakwiped, motherf*cker!
Oh well we need more jibberish posters on this site to confuse everybody...

[OilersHockey]

Originally Posted by buchockey221

The best drinking game of all time. If you love hockey, you will think this is probably the funniest, and best idea for a drinking game. This game is so realistic, and guarente's drunkness, after just 1 game.

The Offical Pierre Mcguire Drinking game:

DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
* Dion Phaneuf
* Mike Richards
* Carey Price
* Jonathen Toews
* Monster
* Whaaamo!
* El- Kabong
* Real Deal
* Puck Poise
* Big Body Presence
* Active Stick
* Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man"
* Wow!
* Tenacity

DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Giggles at any point during the game(this just made me burst out ****ing laughing for no reason.)
* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation
* Mentions people he met in Europe
* Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player"
* Says Something extremeley gay (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off)
* Goes nuts when a team, has two many men
* WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people"
* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks
* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)
* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)
* If pierre says "Time and Space"
* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career
* If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time"
* Says "Sheer Larcany"

HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing
* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game
* Says the Game is a Classic!
* says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road".
* If Pierre says "Roof Daddy"
* If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion"
* Pierre uses his famous line "He suckin' dirty pond water"
* "x" player is oozing with hockey sense."
* drink if pierre uses 3 or more adjectives consecutively to describe a player or a team... Ie: "Size, athleticism, composure etc..." extra drinks if he uses terms such as "big body presence" that are already on the chart as said adjectives.

CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:

* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)
* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!
* Says " Thats vintage X" (Ex. Thats Vintage Jake Allen)

this guys a clown..had to post this as most of you are beer swirling hockey nuts! as I am minus the beer swirling part.

Awesome

[blackngold]

The HBO 24/7 drinking game is easily the best and most effective of hockey drinking games.
The 1st and 2nd episodes were about 70 something drinks each when my and my buddies played it, which is quite a few beers.
The Caps finally won a game by the 3rd episode, so Boudreau was more tame, but the episode was still good for about 5 beers each if I recall correctly.