The Official Drunk Thread

[chilly666]

Originally Posted by Phila26Flyers

Weekend drinkers aren't alcoholics unless they feel they HAVE to drink on the weekend. Addiction isn't an act, it's a mindset.

he has to drink on the weekends like his life depends on it, so he's an alcoholic

Originally Posted by Terrible One

Does smashem have kids?

he's said that he has a 2 or 3 plus he's gotten like 3 dui's as well.

just for your sake, don't bother with him because he thinks that his kids will be ok even though all they see of their father on the weekends is him being a drunken buffoon that claims he can function.

[RetardedChimp]

If even half of what smashem says is true (he has lied here before to try and sound tough), then he is absolutely an alcoholic. No point trying to defend it.

[smashem]

Originally Posted by RetardedChimp

If even half of what smashem says is true (he has lied here before to try and sound tough), then he is absolutely an alcoholic. No point trying to defend it.

Where you get the lie i really have no idea, but that being said 100% true. I like having fun on here, but everything is true. Call me an Alcoholic feel free, But what some people think and reality is i am anything but. Weekend drinker Yes other than that mostly not.

[ewen21]

Originally Posted by Terrible One

Please call the Recovery place in florida.

Website is Therecoveryplace.net

Very good place and helped me with my pill problem...lots of Alcoholics there when I was there too and they all got help. Also in a very nice part of florida and you can go to the beach/gym everyday

If you're getting your sh1t under control then good for you. Some people find they can still occasionally drink socially and cut out a lot of other stuff. Drinking and pills together is bound to mess you up in time. You'll either get health problems or jail or both

[ewen21]

Surveying the gifts I have lined up to give I see I bought a lot of booze. Glenlivet 12 year old scotch, some local bottles of wine in a gift package, a couple of gift packs of Grey Goose Vodka, a fancy set of beer glasses, a little sampler package of Jim Beam.......

Basically, I'm hanging with my Italian/Irish family. These kinds of things tend to go on with this group

[smashem]

Rather than go on a Blah,Blah,Blah thing. I even wish my haters a Merry Xmas.

[ewen21]

Gotta drive today so that really puts a damper on things. I will probably toss back a few glasses of wine early and then hang loose with the food and the gifts, etc. I got rule about 1 hour per drink here today. If I have 3 glasses of wine I gotta wait 3 hours before I drive

[smashem]

Originally Posted by ewen21

Gotta drive today so that really puts a damper on things. I will probably toss back a few glasses of wine early and then hang loose with the food and the gifts, etc. I got rule about 1 hour per drink here today. If I have 3 glasses of wine I gotta wait 3 hours before I drive

I'm kinda stuck in the same situation today, Party at my sister-in-laws house. Problem is i have 2,000$ worth of fuking gifts in my hallway, I told my wife she can go with the kids, i have to get everything in here. She says to me No just come with us or will you be mad if i go. I just told her to pick me up a 20 pack and i am fine. Anything for kids on Xmas/Eve/Christmas.

[NickDoh]

Got a 12pk of Leinenkugel's Wineter Sampler. Then picking up some eggnog and something to put in it this afternoon. Shall more than likely be a hungover Christmas morning for ole NickDoh.

Happy Holidays all! Be safe out there!

[Killah_punk]

I got my brother some booze for Christmas, I will probably get into some Crown Royal tonight.

[smashem]

Just actually thought of something, ever buy someone a case of beers for Xmas. Ect. But reality is you drink more of them then they do

[Jack Schitt]

Originally Posted by smashem

Just actually thought of something, ever buy someone a case of beers for Xmas. Ect. But reality is you drink more of them then they do

Sober translation: You buy someone a case of beer as a gift, then proceed to drink the majority of the gift you supposedly bought for THEM.

[Terrible One]

Originally Posted by ewen21

Gotta drive today so that really puts a damper on things. I will probably toss back a few glasses of wine early and then hang loose with the food and the gifts, etc. I got rule about 1 hour per drink here today. If I have 3 glasses of wine I gotta wait 3 hours before I drive

LMAO what kind of BroScience is this? Who making up these rules? How about dont drink and drive at all scumbag. You really need to have your wine (grow some ballz BTW) to be with family? I hope my mom isnt on the road the same time as you.

And samshem you just crack me up your last 2 posts are such what an alcoholic would do. "pick me up a 20 pack and ill go" , "drink more out of the case then the person I gave it to"

I didnt think this site had losers like this surely yous cant be serious?

[Terrible One]

Originally Posted by Jack Schitt

Sober translation: You buy someone a case of beer as a gift, then proceed to drink the majority of the gift you supposedly bought for THEM.

Right what a scumball.

Maybe it would take some of you what it took me (looking at poession + distribution charges or going to florida for 20 days an chilling out) choice was easy

[smashem]

Originally Posted by Terrible One

LMAO what kind of BroScience is this? Who making up these rules? How about dont drink and drive at all scumbag. You really need to have your wine (grow some ballz BTW) to be with family? I hope my mom isnt on the road the same time as you.

And samshem you just crack me up your last 2 posts are such what an alcoholic would do. "pick me up a 20 pack and ill go" , "drink more out of the case then the person I gave it to"

I didnt think this site had losers like this surely yous cant be serious?

As serious as the Judge that put you in Rehab, and as far as Ewen goes at least he is being honest, maybe your family can section her next from the sounds of it.