The Official Drunk Thread

[NickDoh]

Been working on a 30pack of High Life the last three nights (with a few sneaky pulls on cheap whiskey), haven't even made it to 15 yet (4 a night so far). Buuuut I'm thinking I hit that halfway point tonight. Got plans the rest of the week with the family, so it's the last hoorah for a bit.

[bustoff]

Originally Posted by NickDoh

Been working on a 30pack of High Life the last three nights (with a few sneaky pulls on cheap whiskey), haven't even made it to 15 yet (4 a night so far). Buuuut I'm thinking I hit that halfway point tonight. Got plans the rest of the week with the family, so it's the last hoorah for a bit.

Yeah those would be rough to choke down. Speaking of, the other day I bought 2-2x4's of Natty Daddy. 8% alcohol and I had to add tomato juice to choke those down but they sneak up on ya.

[smashem]

5 days with out drinking, I need to stay away from my sister in/law. But wife is going with my daughter for an over night Saturday, think I'll drink.

[Humpzilla]

Went to a wedding yesterday. While the ceremony began at around 11 am, people must have started drinking at around 9.

Highlight of the day: The Groom's cousin was Absolutely hammered by about 1 or 2 o' clock, and towards the end of the party he tried to jump up and sit on the bar but fell backwards directly into the trash area..... only to have his fall semi broken by the female bartender of which he had been hitting on all morning.

Classic drunken wedding debauchery

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

Went to a wedding yesterday. While the ceremony began at around 11 am, people must have started drinking at around 9.

Highlight of the day: The Groom's cousin was Absolutely hammered by about 1 or 2 o' clock, and towards the end of the party he tried to jump up and sit on the bar but fell backwards directly into the trash area..... only to have his fall semi broken by the female bartender of which he had been hitting on all morning.

Classic drunken wedding debauchery

Sounds like a classy affair

I f*cking hate morons who get destroyed at weddings.

[Humpzilla]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

Sounds like a classy affair

I f*cking hate morons who get destroyed at weddings.

Open bar and all the whisky (Maker's Mark), vodka, gin and rum one could drink. That'll do it!

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

Open bar and all the whisky (Maker's Mark), vodka, gin and rum one could drink. That'll do it!

sounds like an irish wedding

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

Sounds like a classy affair

I f*cking hate morons who get destroyed at weddings.

damn man, u are saying hurtful comments for all peoples. Damn man, what a mental bully!!! clown-asshole-bully who is small human. No one respects you who is good human. I am over you, every day, every second. I am more a legend here in Youtube like one dude mentioned on the video where u bullied me.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

Open bar and all the whisky (Maker's Mark), vodka, gin and rum one could drink. That'll do it!

At what age do people realize that being a drunk asshole is stupid?

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by ewen21

I wonder how much money he wastes on beer each year?

I guess he doesn't consider it a waste.

[smashem]

Originally Posted by theknuckler

sounds like an irish wedding

I am going to one next summer, can't wait, open bar and all. Good thing is i won't fall down. But i will say i will save a ton of money.

[smashem]

Oh well back on the wagon rough three days, drank to many beers saturday finished up yesterday having only double digits. Good to see Mondays come though.

[straka91]

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Toast..... Ching. Egg Nog and Vodka ftw.

[smashem]

Always wanted to try Moonshine, heard massive hangovers though some can be 100% proof. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEE. Death on the horizon

[RetardedChimp]

Originally Posted by smashem

Always wanted to try Moonshine, heard massive hangovers though some can be 100% proof.

What type of self-respecting alcoholic doesn't know how the proofing grades work?

100% proof...what a phony.

Originally Posted by smashem

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEE. Death on the horizon