The Official Drunk Thread

[PilotsFan]

Originally Posted by theknuckler

drank about 20 or so beers last night. my knees are sore so I must have fell down somewhere ahaha

Hopefully 20 beers got the taste out of your mouth from being on your knees all night. Maybe some knee pads in the future?

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by PilotsFan

Hopefully 20 beers got the taste out of your mouth from being on your knees all night. Maybe some knee pads in the future?

ahaa. kneepads, helmet, and visor so nothing gets in my eyes

[NickDoh]

May as well finish the weekend. Still got a 6pk left, and maybe a third or less of that 375ml. Never got too out of hand, but got a buzz each night.

[smashem]

Finished the weekend off by staying sober on Sunday, not sure why but did.

[smashem]

Lets get ready to rumble, It's Pre-Turkey time in Smashems land.

[smashem]

Guess everyone got sober for a week, I ended that with a 12 pack last night. Half-ass work day. Leaving work at 11am. Think I'll start around noonish today though.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by smashem

Guess everyone got sober for a week, I ended that with a 12 pack last night. Half-ass work day. Leaving work at 11am. Think I'll start around noonish today though.

You need help. Seriously. A 12 Pack on a weekday? What benefit is that to you? Your kids? This thread is designed to be fun, not to watch some jerk off spiral out control and dragging down his family in the process.

What kind of moron brags about sh*t like this?

I hope that you are some eleborate troll. You would have my undying respect because you would have me hook, line and sinker.

[Humpzilla]

Need a dayoff. Way too much partying and practically no sleep

[ewen21]

Originally Posted by smashem

Guess everyone got sober for a week, I ended that with a 12 pack last night. Half-ass work day. Leaving work at 11am. Think I'll start around noonish today though.

You have the be the biggest gas bag that ever lived.

[ewen21]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

You need help. Seriously. A 12 Pack on a weekday? What benefit is that to you? Your kids? This thread is designed to be fun, not to watch some jerk off spiral out control and dragging down his family in the process.

What kind of moron brags about sh*t like this?

I hope that you are some eleborate troll. You would have my undying respect because you would have me hook, line and sinker.

I wonder how much money he wastes on beer each year?

[D Y B FLYERS]

Originally Posted by smashem

Yeah i had to quit smoking for 4 months, but the last month i was in pre-release. My wife would visit me on Sundays and put 3 packs under the radiator in the main jail and a friend of mine cleaned it that night and brought them back, then on Weds she would put some where some workers were in the Braintree area and they brought them back trust me 6 packs a week go a long way in Jail. Seeing i was the only one with them. Yes i shared

How cool. I've never witnessed bigger idiots in my life than anyone who goes to prison. Seeing as you were the only one with them, and you were in 'pre-release' how did it feel to have to actual inmates walk into your cell and steal them while you did nothing about it? I think you're lying. I bet you lubed up your butthole with some cocoa butter and boofed them. Squat, and cough.

[NickDoh]

Got in to the Beam last night. A little worse for the wear this morning because of it, but comes with the territory.

[smashem]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

You need help. Seriously. A 12 Pack on a weekday? What benefit is that to you? Your kids? This thread is designed to be fun, not to watch some jerk off spiral out control and dragging down his family in the process.

What kind of moron brags about sh*t like this?

I hope that you are some eleborate troll. You would have my undying respect because you would have me hook, line and sinker.

Love how you talk about trolls, that would be yourself, pretty well much known you are. I will say in parting for awhile, think I'll grab me a few beers. Kinda hungover after 22 yesterday. Thanks for your concern already

[smashem]

Originally Posted by D Y B FLYERS

How cool. I've never witnessed bigger idiots in my life than anyone who goes to prison. Seeing as you were the only one with them, and you were in 'pre-release' how did it feel to have to actual inmates walk into your cell and steal them while you did nothing about it? I think you're lying. I bet you lubed up your butthole with some cocoa butter and boofed them. Squat, and cough.

Yeah seems you have not heard that Jail on TV is a little far-fetched. Nah nobody stole my cigs that is for damn sure. They asked

[smashem]

Originally Posted by ewen21

I wonder how much money he wastes on beer each year?

I would say maybe 3 cases per weekend. 60 x 52.