The Official Drunk Thread

[theknuckler]

arrrr turkey whyyyyy

[NickDoh]

Was actually sober for a whole week.

Enjoyed a few High Lifes last night.

[smashem]

Oh boy killer hangover, there were 29 beers in the fridge. I drank myself yesterday and had 22. Are you fukin kidding me. Time for soberness.

[theknuckler]

got pretty drunk last night, had 15 beers and some whiskey. ate a bag of chips too. Another beer day is in order, yeehaw

[steg1989]

My birthday was yesterday. Me and my buds went bar hopping...night ended with me being thrown out of the last bar we were at. One too many liquid cocaine shots...

[smashem]

Weekend warrior friday and saturday done.

[Humpzilla]

Anyone an expert on peeing in alleys or on walls?

[NickDoh]

Canadian Mist has become my mainstay liquor out here. Michigan has some weird elaborate tax on liquor to where the more popular stuff (Jim Beam) is absurdly high priced (375ml is like 10bucks when I could get 750ml for 11bucks in Cali.) But then there's still some cheap ****, and the REALLY good **** is actually cheaper in some respects. It's just whacky. Basically my go to Beam is now a special occasion thing.

Also liquor is never on sale.

And while I'm whining... Now obviously I wasn't a fan of CRV (California Redemption Value) but Michigan "deposit" is even worse.



ANywho. Two High Life's deep while shooting Mist.

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

Anyone an expert on peeing in alleys or on walls?

Yessir! Add fountains to the list as well. I remember (well I don't actually remember, I was told) that I was about to piss on this girl one time and she started running away yelling "He's gonna pee on me!!!" oh the good ol days hahah.

I've never pissed myself though. I've pissed on the floor, walls, windows but never pissed myself.

[NJDevils17]

I drank way more than I intended to this evening. Hopefully Pedialyte will bail me out.

[Phila26Flyers]

Originally Posted by NJDevils17

I drank way more than I intended to this evening. Hopefully Pedialyte will bail me out.

If not I'm sure your sorority sisters have some Midol.

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by Phila26Flyers

If not I'm sure your sorority sisters have some Midol.

Someone snuck/broke into my house and stole my beer yesterday.. god damn ****rats. Pretty pissed off

[Humpzilla]

Originally Posted by NJDevils17

I drank way more than I intended to this evening. Hopefully Pedialyte will bail me out.

Smart Water is pretty good for that.

My routine -- after a night of debauchery, when you wake up in the middle of the night, grab a 30 ounce smart water and pound that thing. Yeah, its not exactly something want to do in the midst of your Stupor, but you'll be thanking yourself come the subsequent morning.

Course, if you're a professional, you should be fine no matter what.

[Humpzilla]

That time of the year is upon us: Halloween Boozing!

Anybody have any party traditions? I usually just go out in the neighborhoods, beers in all. Even though the cops are out, blocking the streets off and keeping order, people all still go out with obvious open containers.

I'm sure most of you have your parties on the weekend prior

[flex_buff_chest]

Had two beers last night so it made me pretty tired.

I don't usually go crazy on weeknights like that but you gotta let loose sometimes right?

Anywho, woke up bright and early with a smile on face, go to work and having a productive day. Like I've always said "If you are going swim with the sh*tbirds at night, you better be ready to fly with the eagles during the day".