The Official Drunk Thread

[Blouin]

Originally Posted by PILOTSFAN

Mom and dad dont let you drink at home huh? Dont worry, one day you'll be on your own with your own place and you'll be able to have a beer at home.

Don't you have some 4 some golf thing to do? you know, spend all day with 3 other men.
And I have an alcohol free house. That way the wife can't get drunk and attack me.

[PilotsFan]

Originally Posted by Blouin

Don't you have some 4 some golf thing to do? you know, spend all day with 3 other men.
And I have an alcohol free house. That way the wife can't get drunk and attack me.

Blouin, I just dont know how to answer that one! The golf thing, yea, we play at the he-man women haters course. (we've all been married for 10-12 yrs+. the time with the guys is MUCH more fun nowadays)

If the wife gets drunk and beats you, yea, ya better keep it out of the house. Dont want the son seeing his dad gettin his ass kicked by his moms.

[A Jules]

3 and counting

[Humpzilla]

Right now I'm at around 4-5 in terms of beers, and I've probably had 2-3 glasses of wine.

Got more than a six pack left....

[pbag]

Originally Posted by Amanda Jules

3 and counting

We noticed that in the chatroom.
Still lurking.....i´ll attack when the fifth is down.

[Philo Beddoe]

just tippin' back my first newcastle now.

[AVALANCHE FAN]

If you can make it to the car without spilling your drink your good to drive!

[PilotsFan]

Originally Posted by AVALANCHE FAN

If you can make it to the car without spilling your drink your good to drive!

Good Good!!! LMAO

[NewHawk]

Originally Posted by Blouin

Learning about Parkinson's Disease is not easy

Get someone else to hold the book till the shaking subsides.

[Godard17]

No drinks tonight for me, but tommarow's a different story, tommarow we got the chance of hopefully seeing the sens go on to the finals, so tommarow i'm thinking some light drinkin to give my body a taste of what's to come and then finish the night off with some crown royal mixed with pepsi and coke, now that tastes good!

[Smerri1029]

Originally Posted by Blouin

Learning about Parkinson's Disease is not easy

Can't focus on the book with all the shaking?

[JeanLaRose]

Originally Posted by Pale Rider

just tippin' back my first newcastle now.

Good Man. I'm going to have to ahead and mosey over to the other side of the base and pick up some of that for tonight... maybe a nice big steak to go with it.

[ewen21]

Originally Posted by Blouin

Don't you have some 4 some golf thing to do? you know, spend all day with 3 other men.

That's how you'd term it because you haven't the first idea of what it's about. Golf is one of life's simple pleasures when you are out with a group of FREINDS. Ever hear of them?
I suppose the guy has FRIENDS who also like to golf. 90% of the athletic people with some cash and some friends golf, losers like you don't.
I've golfed all around the country. I don't do it nearly as much as I used to, but it's a cool way to meet up with FRIENDS you don't get to see much anymore.
I think it's the concept of FRIENDS that is giving you trouble. Maybe you can change EVERYTHING about yourself and perhaps you'd find a friend. Until then keep using your weak, tired, off point and ineffective 'humor' as a means to cope with the fact that you are a FAILURE with no redeeming qualities and no marketable skills to do anything meaningful in life

Now go fail that series 7 test, drink some poison and DIE.

Oh, BTW, I didn't drink last night........can you tell?
Probably will tonight.

[nyr2]

Originally Posted by ewen21

That's how you'd term it because you haven't the first idea of what it's about. Golf is one of life's simple pleasures when you are out with a group of FREINDS. Ever hear of them?
I suppose the guy has FRIENDS who also like to golf. 90% of the athletic people with some cash and some friends golf, losers like you don't.
I've golfed all around the country. I don't do it nearly as much as I used to, but it's a cool way to meet up with FRIENDS you don't get to see much anymore.
I think it's the concept of FRIENDS that is giving you trouble. Maybe you can change EVERYTHING about yourself and perhaps you'd find a friend. Until then keep using your weak, tired, off point and ineffective 'humor' as a means to cope with the fact that you are a FAILURE with no redeeming qualities and no marketable skills to do anything meaningful in life

Now go fail that series 7 test, drink some poison and DIE.

Oh, BTW, I didn't drink last night........can you tell?
Probably will tonight.

please do drink tonight...you need to relax before you hurt yourself or someone else.

[Blouin]

[quote=ewen21;1027055]That's how you'd term it because you haven't the first idea of what it's about. Golf is one of life's simple pleasures when you are out with a group of FREINDS. Ever hear of them?
I suppose the guy has FRIENDS who also like to golf. 90% of the athletic people with some cash and some friends golf, losers like you don't.
I've golfed all around the country. I don't do it nearly as much as I used to, but it's a cool way to meet up with FRIENDS you don't get to see much anymore.
QUOTE] Ah, Ewen on a rampage. I know nothing about golf huh? just so happens I worked 4 years at Echo Lake golf course in Westfield NJ dipsh!t. Was in charge of the range for the US Junior Amateurs in 1994. Met more NJ Devil players than you will ever meet Twins baseball players in your life. So as for the FRIENDS caps, nice try. Better ball scramble, coed 4-somes, I've played with scratch players and golf pros.
Now go drink until you die