The Official Drunk Thread

[forsberg21]

Got pretty nicely buzzed last night, had about 10 coors lights. I wasn't wasted or anything, just feelin pretty good. Was a nice change from the usual drink till you puke, and drink some more routine. This 16 year old girl was all over me last night, was a bit a of a buzz kill cause she was way too hot to be 16 too.

I'm gonna start carrying around a fake i.d. that says im 17 years old or something.

[BStreetBullies]

Originally Posted by forsberg21

Got pretty nicely buzzed last night, had about 10 coors lights. I wasn't wasted or anything, just feelin pretty good. Was a nice change from the usual drink till you puke, and drink some more routine. This 16 year old girl was all over me last night, was a bit a of a buzz kill cause she was way too hot to be 16 too.

I'm gonna start carrying around a fake i.d. that says im 17 years old or something.

I hear this from you a lot, I think you have an identity crisis, I mean when I said you look like the kid from Dazed and Confused, I wasn't talking about Matthew McConnahey's (sp who gives fukk) character.

[Phila26Flyers]

Originally Posted by forsberg21

Got pretty nicely buzzed last night, had about 10 coors lights. I wasn't wasted or anything, just feelin pretty good. Was a nice change from the usual drink till you puke, and drink some more routine. This 16 year old girl was all over me last night, was a bit a of a buzz kill cause she was way too hot to be 16 too.

So how was she?

[Cat Smasher]

Originally Posted by Phila26Flyers

So how was she?

Tasted like pee no doubt

[forsberg21]

Originally Posted by BStreetBullies

I hear this from you a lot, I think you have an identity crisis, I mean when I said you look like the kid from Dazed and Confused, I wasn't talking about Matthew McConnahey's (sp who gives fukk) character.

It always happens in the same place, my buddy who always throws parties at his place. And his little sister is always there with her god forsaken friends. I'd much rather they weren't there, cause partying with high school kids is a little annoying. I try and tell this to him, but he never listens. But when i've been drinking, some of them 16-17 year olds look pretty damn good (though iv'e never acted on anything, except for one occasion i'm not entirely clear on). I know you've had similar problems.

[forsberg21]

Originally Posted by Cat Smasher

Tasted like pee no doubt

Oh yeah, but at least i didn't get a face full of pubes.

[Sugden Flu]

Originally Posted by forsberg21

It always happens in the same place, my buddy who always throws parties at his place. And his little sister is always there with her god forsaken friends. I'd much rather they weren't there, cause partying with high school kids is a little annoying. I try and tell this to him, but he never listens. But when i've been drinking, some of them 16-17 year olds look pretty damn good (though iv'e never acted on anything, except for one occasion i'm not entirely clear on). I know you've had similar problems.

16-17 year old girls are hot! Their ******* don't even stink yet. You should be f*cking every single one of those girls! I'd kill to be partying with girls that age again.

[BStreetBullies]

Originally Posted by forsberg21

It always happens in the same place, my buddy who always throws parties at his place. And his little sister is always there with her god forsaken friends. I'd much rather they weren't there, cause partying with high school kids is a little annoying. I try and tell this to him, but he never listens. But when i've been drinking, some of them 16-17 year olds look pretty damn good (though iv'e never acted on anything, except for one occasion i'm not entirely clear on). I know you've had similar problems.

Hah, actually same thing happened at the keg I was at last week, the dude had a younger brother, so he had friends over around that same age. In my drunken stage I pulled some chick and woke up the next day wondering the whole age thing.,, thankfully found out the shanker was 19 and legal, yummay.

[blackngold]

fuuuck i got work in them orning

[nyislesfan45]

I got hammered last night, almost got into a couple fights at the bar too. Overall it was pretty fun tho.

[PuckHogs29]

Originally Posted by forsberg21

Got pretty nicely buzzed last night, had about 10 coors lights. I wasn't wasted or anything, just feelin pretty good. Was a nice change from the usual drink till you puke, and drink some more routine. This 16 year old girl was all over me last night, was a bit a of a buzz kill cause she was way too hot to be 16 too.

I'm gonna start carrying around a fake i.d. that says im 17 years old or something.

Dude don't you live in like Texas or some place like that now? The age of consent is probably 10.

[Killah_punk]

Picked up a 12 pack and a bottle of Crown, should be a good night.

[hockeybooks]

Friday night fetaured jello shots with a new recipe

southern comfort in rasberry jello made with Sun-Rype's strawberry/kiwi blend

yummy

washed 'em back with Palm Bay's pine-apple mandarin orange vodka spritzer,

got the diabetic's hangover this morn, but it was worth it

[blackngold]

Originally Posted by hockeybooks

Friday night fetaured jello shots with a new recipe

southern comfort in rasberry jello made with Sun-Rype's strawberry/kiwi blend

yummy

washed 'em back with Palm Bay's pine-apple mandarin orange vodka spritzer,

got the diabetic's hangover this morn, but it was worth it

You're a lady right?

[chilly666]

hahahahahaha damn!! thinking its another good night for drinkin. hopefully it works again like last night to help me forget the **** from the last three weeks of my life.