The Official Drunk Thread

[Humpzilla]

Originally Posted by Sukoshi84

my buddy hooooked me ups wit a case of Francis Coppola Reserve Pinot Noir 2006............. my god this is some id the bestss wine ever bitches, im 2 bottles down......WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have been to that winery, and i am very ****ing jealous of you right now. And i love Pino. Good stuff

I am about 10+ beers down. Mostly Heineken.

[Humpzilla]

Originally Posted by PilotsFan

I LOVE the Coppola Cab, great bang for the buck. Never had the Pinot but Im sure its just as good as the cabs.

Cab's are excellent. I like Chateau St. Michelle

[Webby1517]

Not drunk by any means but somewhat hi still...drinkin my last milwaulkee's best light. Lets go Redwings!

[Sukoshi84]

Originally Posted by Humpzilla

I have been to that winery, and i am very ****ing jealous of you right now. And i love Pino. Good stuff

I am about 10+ beers down. Mostly Heineken.

Originally Posted by PilotsFan

I LOVE the Coppola Cab, great bang for the buck. Never had the Pinot but Im sure its just as good as the cabs.

both of you should be jealous this wine is ****ing great!!!!! the Reserve is epicly good..... im lucky my buddy hooked me up casue i guess it goes for about 35 a bottle and about 400 a case, im not joking everyone need to try this wine.......smooth and earthy tones yet subtle with a little bite.

i need to Pm you Pf and talk wine cause i know that you know your sh!t my chair force pops

[BStreetBullies]

Well after one of the longer binges in my life, I am finally capable of coherent thought.

I'll touch on a few of my experiences over the past week, at least the ones I can remember.

First, I'll start off with Wednesday night, game 5 of the World Series. I decided agianst the bar that night and I had some friends over. I picked up a bottle of rum and a couple of cases of beer. We downed beers during the three inning game all the way up til the final out, that is when the rum got loose. I jumped up and down, hugged neighbors and quickly made my way to center stage, Cottman and Frankford. It's about a mile walk,a nd considering that everybody was out of their house jumping up and down, it was a fun walk. We packed as many beers as we could with us, and I had my trusty bottle of rum in my pocket. We drank beers all the way to the intersection, but as we entered the masses, a cop politely informed us that we could not have cans, he took them from us, and we continued on ou way (I had more cans in my pockets and still had the bottle of rum. So basically the crazy celebration consisted of people climbing poles, billboards and cars and such. For me, I went around swigging rum, hugging everybody in sight, and traveled around with my pal Timmy, tapping girls with nice breasts on the shoulders and asking them if they wanted to go up. And what "go up" meant was, do you want us to put yous on our should shoulders for the celebration (at least thats what they thought), what it realy meant, do you want us to put you on our shoulders so within seconds, everybody can scream "SHOW YOUR TITS" at you. Soon enough, all the girls knew what it meant, but some were more than willing. But I was getting mad, because it was tough to see the titties I was holding on my own shoulders, and my pal Timmy, kept gettuing fat chicks on his shoulders, it wasn't fukking fair. We nearly even landed a mother/daughter combo, both knew what the "you want to go up" was about, and the mom was more than willing, but the daughter begged to not take her mom up, so we obliged...

Then things began getting realy wild, I lost most of my friends who were in the area, but I found new ones every minute or so. Finally I got in touch with this girl I planned on hanging out with that night and also one of my pals from the burbs who I was waiting for him to arrive. So I meet up with this girl, and we're talkig and whatever, and I finally get ahold of my pal John who was coming from the Burbs. At this point, I am somewhat away from the chaos, and just sort of watching, but ym pal was on his way, and I was waiting for him, so we could call go somewhere and driunk for the rest of the night. Well things started getting really wild, and cops began to get aggressive. There were fires getting started in the intersection and getting tosse around people began throwing bottles, so I began to back my group up. Well I finally find John, and we're jumping around and whatever, but we collect everybody and decide to start moving back because bottles began getting tossed everywhere. So me and John are gathering up the girls and directing them elsewhere, just when me and John are approached quite aggressively by a couple of cops. John was sober, and I was shiit-hammered drunk, they put me and him up against the fence and were told to put our hands on the fence, John did so, but I was confused (drunk), thent he cop put the night stick to my throat and told me to "turn the fukk around", so I did so. They pated us down, and asked another cop "which one was it" while pointing to me, they said no, so they pushed me away and told me to "get the fukk out here" so I do. They did the same thing with my pal John, but this time they chose him. He was holding a newspaper in his hand that read "We Win!", they ripped it out of his hands, threw it on the ground and put him in cuffs.

He tried to ask what the arrest was about and he was vioolently threatened so he finally shut his yap. We found out the next morning that he was being charged with aggravated assault on an officer, apparently somebody tossed a biottle right at a cop, and they mistakened the perpetraitor for my pal John. I swear to you, as drunk as I was, the kid was right next to me and didn't do it. Not only did he not do it, but he would never od anything like this. So this arrest ended my night early as his gf was with him, and hysterically upset, so I had to make sure she was alright, so her and a pal crashed at my place (my pal was too drunk to go home (and no I did not fukk my pal's gf)), and we went to the ditrict the next mornig to figure out what was going on.

They said he was being charged with the above and that he needs to see ajudge later on in the afternoon. So now we are awaiting his arraignment on Wednesday morning, hopefully this will be dropped seeing as there was no way he could have been positively ID'ed, but we'll have to see how this works. Ultimately it was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but the poor kid could wind up with a felony if convicted, we'll have to see.

I'll have to share the story of the parade at another time, it hurts my brain to think back two or three days ago right now.

[pigfarmer]

Wine snobs. I got the jug of Carlo Rossi Burgundy going now. I got enough fancy wine when I lived in norcal.

[nyislesfan45]

Holy sh**, that sucks Bstreet. Same **** happened to me in Jersey at the Bamboozle festival. Obviously, theres alot of drunk rowdy people, bottles, garbage cans all sorts of sh** being thrown around last year during Killswitch Engage. All of a sudden, security starts pouncing on my friend, me thinking theres a fight starts pulling one of em off. The guy proceeds to tell me that my friend hit him with a bottle and if I didnt let him go I was going to be arrested haha. I let go, my friend matt gets dragged to the police area. They charged him with some ****, assault or something but due to the circumstances, his lawyer was able to plead it down since there was no way of proving it. He ended up with 50 hours of community service and a 700 dollar fine. Im sure the same thing will happen with your friend.

[BStreetBullies]

Thanks for the info man. My pal's real worried about getting kicked out of school and such. It's too bad, he was the only reponsible one in the bunch, he didn't drink because he had to drive, he wasn't throwing anything or starting any shiit, and bam, he's getting shoved into a paddy wagon. I know the cops were on their heels, so I can see them being over-aggressive.

He talked to the public defender today, he said he could most likely get it dropped to a misdemeanor, although in reality he was wrongfully arrested, lost $260 to bail, and he lost an entire's day of work the next day. He really got fuked here, even if it went down to a public disorder it would be wrong, talk about getting fukked over. The PD also said that it is possible that the cop does not show up for court at all, 3 times, then the charges would get thrown out all together. I mean I got to figure the entire situation was handled wrong, they had no proof, they had no bottle, they didn't read him his rights, and they refused to tell him what he was being arrested for till he got down to the district. I'm just assuming/hoping this thing will get thrown out.

Well the arraignment is Wedneday

[nyislesfan45]

Originally Posted by BStreetBullies

Thanks for the info man. My pal's real worried about getting kicked out of school and such. It's too bad, he was the only reponsible one in the bunch, he didn't drink because he had to drive, he wasn't throwing anything or starting any shiit, and bam, he's getting shoved into a paddy wagon. I know the cops were on their heels, so I can see them being over-aggressive.

He talked to the public defender today, he said he could most likely get it dropped to a misdemeanor, although in reality he was wrongfully arrested, lost $260 to bail, and he lost an entire's day of work the next day. He really got fuked here, even if it went down to a public disorder it would be wrong, talk about getting fukked over. The PD also said that it is possible that the cop does not show up for court at all, 3 times, then the charges would get thrown out all together. I mean I got to figure the entire situation was handled wrong, they had no proof, they had no bottle, they didn't read him his rights, and they refused to tell him what he was being arrested for till he got down to the district. I'm just assuming/hoping this thing will get thrown out.

Well the arraignment is Wedneday

My friend got his pleaded down to disorderly conduct, I asked him before, which is most common in situations like that where its mini riot conditions. Even if he loses his bail money or whatever, at least there was no jail time haha. Did the incident occur near his college? Unless it did, Im sure nothing would happen with that. At my school, Im in a nothing town, so the cops have nothing better to do but f**k everyone over, so if your arrested they report it to the college. Make sure he swears up and down about not being read his rights in court, it'll get thrown out and show how frantic the situation was.

[Blouin]

I bet your friend John is a Phillie fan. thats what happens when you choose the wrong team to root for

[BStreetBullies]

Originally Posted by Blouin

I bet your friend John is a Phillie fan. thats what happens when you choose the wrong team to root for

Clearly he should have been rooting for the Rays like everybody else began doing in October.

nyislesfan, this happened in the city, he goes to some community college out in the Burbs, I wouldn't think it would effect his standing at his school, unless of course he is charged with the felony.

Even if this thing gets bumped to a disorderly conduct, he would still be getting fukked since realy all he was doing was trying to get away from the trouble. But fukk, it's better than a felony.

[nyislesfan45]

Originally Posted by BStreetBullies

Clearly he should have been rooting for the Rays like everybody else began doing in October.

nyislesfan, this happened in the city, he goes to some community college out in the Burbs, I wouldn't think it would effect his standing at his school, unless of course he is charged with the felony.

Even if this thing gets bumped to a disorderly conduct, he would still be getting fukked since realy all he was doing was trying to get away from the trouble. But fukk, it's better than a felony.

Anythings better than a felony, once you get disorderly conduct, he should just make up a really funny story to tell people.

[NickDoh]

some 5 dollar vodka and lemonaide gatorade for when a shot bites back.

been doing cheap vodka on my stay at home nights since i dont really like it, i drink far less. this theory has at least another two weeks of shelf life until i wake up on my floor and have to come up with something new.

[MrFrost]

Good call

[Gtrain15]

Originally Posted by NickDoh

some 5 dollar vodka and lemonaide gatorade for when a shot bites back.

been doing cheap vodka on my stay at home nights since i dont really like it, i drink far less. this theory has at least another two weeks of shelf life until i wake up on my floor and have to come up with something new.

Georgi vodka ?
2.60 for a fifth