the girlfriend friend switch...

[Godly_goon]

Originally Posted by Ronald Reagan

Where did you find jeans with the Hubble Telescope attached to them?

your mothers closet but she wheres them inside out

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

your mothers closet but she wheres them inside out

With supercool comebacks like this one, no wonder you need advice from a bunch of interweb people on how to move past the "make out seshs" with some random.

You couldn't pull off a 3 way with Mary Palmer and ANY of her sisters.

Naked and jackin it in "****ing your auntie"ville is how this story ended I'm sure.

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

With supercool comebacks like this one, no wonder you need advice from a bunch of interweb people on how to move past the "make out seshs" with some random.

You couldn't pull off a 3 way with Mary Palmer and ANY of her sisters.

Naked and jackin it in "****ing your auntie"ville is how this story ended I'm sure.

I think you and Godly Goon should meet up and have a fight, make sure to film it cause I'd love to see you getting your arse handed to you by him

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

I think you and Godly Goon should meet up and have a fight, make sure to film it cause I'd love to see you getting your arse handed to you by him

Sounds good. I have 15 minutes free on Tuesday at 115. But I don't see how this will help him get past his "make out sesh" with a couple of random sluts. Are they into toothless dudes with black eyes?

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Sounds good. I have 15 minutes free on Tuesday at 115. But I don't see how this will help him get past his "make out sesh" with a couple of random sluts. Are they into toothless dudes with black eyes?

You think you can take him? How cute!

[GODARDNYI]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

With supercool comebacks like this one, no wonder you need advice from a bunch of interweb people on how to move past the "make out seshs" with some random.

You couldn't pull off a 3 way with Mary Palmer and ANY of her sisters.

Naked and jackin it in "****ing your auntie"ville is how this story ended I'm sure.

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Sounds good. I have 15 minutes free on Tuesday at 115. But I don't see how this will help him get past his "make out sesh" with a couple of random sluts. Are they into toothless dudes with black eyes?

you suck at posting. i understand you're atleast trying to be witty, but you're just not skilled at it. its not for everyone.

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

You think you can take him? How cute!

Lol..."take him".... I'll sleep soundly tonight

Originally Posted by GODARDNYI

you suck at posting. i understand you're atleast trying to be witty, but you're just not skilled at it. its not for everyone.

Now THAT was cute.

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by kam

Hold up there, if they aren't hot then it doesn't count. anyone can do that.

It doesn't count ??? what if ones hot and the other isnt ???
i think we should count it. after all when you bs the story, nobody knows what they actually look like, the story teller is pretty much the only who has to live with the stained images inside the mind for the rest of their life.

Im pretty sure most of us here have slayed a few dragons on our way to the princess, and then theres the others who just keep slaying the dragons. making sure the kingdom is free of worry.

[Ronald Reagan]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

your mothers closet but she wheres them inside out

An avatar of a mass murderer and you wear women's clothing. I bet all the girls just find you so dreamy. And by all the girls I mean your two fat cousins.

[kam]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

It doesn't count ??? what if ones hot and the other isnt ???
i think we should count it. after all when you bs the story, nobody knows what they actually look like, the story teller is pretty much the only who has to live with the stained images inside the mind for the rest of their life.

Im pretty sure most of us here have slayed a few dragons on our way to the princess, and then theres the others who just keep slaying the dragons. making sure the kingdom is free of worry.

If ones hot and the other isn't then that's a judgement call, depends on the degree of ugly and the hotness of the other. How ugly are we talking? It's rare that you find a hot chick hanging out with another one that looks like she was in a plane crash face first. In your mind I guess it's fine but if someone tells me they bagged 2 trolls at the same time then I feel more pity than anything, I'm not impressed. It's like someone bragging that they own two trailer homes. Who brags about ****ing ugly chicks anyway?

[canuck2]

Originally Posted by kam

. Who brags about ****ing ugly chicks anyway?

I agree with you but I sure did my share in my single days. It's like an atrocity to review it.

[FurnaceFace]

as guys we know, that when someone tells a story of any kind the exaggerate. the story. the girls are hotter , there was double the money , booze , whatever. a 5 turns into 10 her boob size increases. da poon tang gets tighter. you all know how the stories go.
but yeah some people have told me some pretty sick stories with the expected result where i was gonna go """ awe .. gross.. ""

i lost my point.

and yes Kam a train wreck + a actual hottie. i believe hot chicks surround themselves with less attractive or even un-attractive girls to make themselves even hotter and for usauge of slaves. a fat ugly chick would do anything to be cool.

[KYmolsen]

3 PM today the deal is supposed to go down.

One I have done...average. She says her friend is hot
I will be back with result.

[canuck2]

Originally Posted by KYmolsen

3 PM today the deal is supposed to go down.

One I have done...average. She says her friend is hot
I will be back with result.

I predict two Kentucky hillbillies show up at your door with some lube and a shotgun..

[KYmolsen]

Originally Posted by canuck2

I predict two Kentucky hillbillies show up at your door with some lube and a shotgun..

damm close. We used olive oil. Just like Rachel Ray.

2 average looking woman about killed me.
And they wanna do it again. I think I am gonna let them too.

Wow. I do recommend it. These 2 get together on their own, but they like everything.

There was no shotgun but my dikk is a lot sore today. One was trying to wring it like a chickens neck.

They both have like 36DD mams.... one set real, one set fake. They were trying to suffocate me and then covered my ears and asked me if I could hear anything. Laugh. I barely could.

Laugh.