the girlfriend friend switch...

[FurnaceFace]

i dont understand how the threesome hasnt happened yet. girls talk and they obviously had figured this out long time ago. now u just suit up and go over there before plan A & B arent living together anymore.

[FurnaceFace]

forget dumping anybody. ride this out.

[Godly_goon]

tips on making the 3some happen?

[Godly_goon]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

My suggestion?

Show this to "plan A" where you, as a grown man, brags about a "make out sesh". I think plan A will tell plan B what a tool you are, and then it should all just take care of itself.

wasnt bragging just explaining we got a little bit of touchy feely going on to let the reader know there was a connection... but what it sounds like to me is you as what im guessing is a 16 year old child who hasnt received any action at all and sounds jealous...

listen son in a few years when high school is over everything restarts as you enter the work force, see a big strapping, funny, men like my self often work for intelligent non social pricks like your self, so now knowing that other people are sexually attractive to females now may make you jealous, but in a few years you will be friendless like you are today in highschool but you will probably make a lot more money then me and get a pretty hot gold digging wife whose vagina people like me completely wrecked in high school way before her sexual prime...

how ever the saddest part about all of it is not that im "bragging" about making out with women, its that it appears that you have a dislike for me now cause i made out with a girl, either way always use lotion cuz raw dogging can lead to penial scarring, and dont let others fortune wreck your unfortunate day...

[kam]

You're pretty much gay if you use phrases such as "make out sesh.." and "have been flirting like crazy mad..." so just give up.

[Godly_goon]

Originally Posted by kam

You're pretty much gay if you use phrases such as "make out sesh.." and "have been flirting like crazy mad..." so just give up.

lol you and cookie smasher wanna give each other hand jobs? you both seem pretty down on your sex life to be offended by mine haha

[cookie monster]

Listen, where I come from, you don't even bring up hooking up with a chick unless you at least get some brain.

At least since middle school lol.

I'm in college bro. I've gotten more action this week than you have in last two years. If you have any game at all, college chics are easy.

My thirteen year old cousin got some boob this weekend he told me, so he's already passed your "make out sesh" lol

[kam]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

lol you and cookie smasher wanna give each other hand jobs? you both seem pretty down on your sex life to be offended by mine haha

Just trying to help, conversing like a man is part of the puzzle of making a 3 way happen. Using phrases such as the ones I pointed out could possibly put out the vibe you would be cool with the wrong kind of 3 way (please don't make me clarify what the wrong 3 way is, I want to vomit just thinking about it) and thats never a good thing.

I'm a retired pro at this ****, take my advice when I give it.

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

tips on making the 3some happen?

think someone suggested bring some booze, find out what they like get that... and go meet up with emat their place and flirt with both of em. until ...... 3 som !!! its too perfect to fawk up. make sure tho.. you spend equall time on each of em ... and dont be too pushy let em get into it.

[GODARDNYI]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Listen, where I come from, you don't even bring up hooking up with a chick unless you at least get some brain.

At least since middle school lol.

I'm in college bro. I've gotten more action this week than you have in last two years. If you have any game at all, college chics are easy.

My thirteen year old cousin got some boob this weekend he told me, so he's already passed your "make out sesh" lol

no you didn't, bro. and you call someone out for bragging, and bring up this bull****?

EDIT: bro

[pigfarmer]

Come on, he is bringing back 'brain', lol! Nostalgic to say the least!

[Godly_goon]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Listen, where I come from, you don't even bring up hooking up with a chick unless you at least get some brain.

At least since middle school lol.

I'm in college bro. I've gotten more action this week than you have in last two years. If you have any game at all, college chics are easy.

My thirteen year old cousin got some boob this weekend he told me, so he's already passed your "make out sesh" lol

lol homie, i work for one of the biggest production companies in canada... i manage 3 bars and a strip club when im not working on huge concerts im surrounded by drunk chicks that would bang my ugly ass just to feel important, i literally party with rockstars/celebrities/pornstars that you only dream about, i am the leading cause of herpes where im from,

how ever i didnt come here to brag, i came here to tell a funny little story and get some clever responses that may actually help me with my situation even though i do make very light of the situation. how ever you seemed to get offended by it, and you are bragging way harder then i was in the beginning, and you got very definsive about how much girls you actually have contact with...

now let me make you suicidal, you see in order for evolution to work and the human race to get stronger, theres a thing called selective breading, where weak undesirable males don't mate with females, meaning you will not be able to have children, which your children would probably be weak like your self, so really the fact you dont get any vag is a good thing for the human race, your abstinence is creating a better future for tomorrow, defend it all you want and this is the internet so you can truly tell us anything you want and we will never know for sure, but im good at reading people by the way they talk/type, and your a very weak person, my advice for you is stay in school and do your best to try change every other aspect of your life, its obvious to me what ever you have been doing isnt working

[theknuckler]

knock knock

[kam]

Originally Posted by theknuckler

knock knock

Whose there?

[kam]

You manage 3 bars, a strip club, work on huge concerts and are sometimes surrounded by drunk chicks and you still don't know how to make a 3 way happen? You are a sad sack of shit aren't you?