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Old 11-02-2012, 01:28 AM
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the girlfriend friend switch...

so little back story... a few years ago me and my buddy head up to the lake.. after walking around we meet these girls there so we start hanging out with them and there from a town 30 minutes away from our hometown... my buddy starts dating the one girl (we will call her plan A) but the travel time was to much for him so he gave up haha...

now 3 months ago plan A texts me up saying she is in town and wants to hang out so she comes to my bar and we start partying and drinking which leads to a big ol make out sesh.. later on that night she introduces me to some friends of hers... the one friend is all over me so she becomes my plan B...

present day.. ive been dating/seeing Plan B for a couple weeks now, im not really to fond of her and just to lazy to break up with her lol, how ever now im with Plan B, plan A has been in town alot more staying at plan B's house and me and plan A have been flirting like crazy mad...

now with your expert opinions, what is the proper way to ditch plan B but still pick up her friend plan A with out looking like a total asshole?
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:36 AM
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Have a threesome with them the next time you're all together, but give Plan A the money shot. Sounds to me like a loud and clear message to both of them.
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Old 11-02-2012, 02:04 AM
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Hook up with both of them behind each others back...see how long it takes to blow up. It's okay to be an ass hole. They'll love it.
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Old 11-02-2012, 02:19 AM
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You may want to keep some "plan b" around until after you are done with plan a.

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Old 11-02-2012, 03:39 AM
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Kill her and throw her body in the sea then you get sympathy from plan a
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Old 11-02-2012, 06:58 AM
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Try and find "plan c". Thats the best bet.......
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:39 AM
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Gotta go with Phila26 here....threesome. Get 'em nice and drunk and try to get them to make out for you. Then try to get a rusty trombone.
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:05 AM
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snuff em both, make a human doll out of plan A
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Old 11-02-2012, 12:35 PM
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Have a threesome with them the next time you're all together, but give Plan A the money shot. Sounds to me like a loud and clear message to both of them.
Sounds about right to me.
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Old 11-02-2012, 02:16 PM
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Threesome.
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Old 11-02-2012, 04:23 PM
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Glad that's settled. Can't wait for the next thrilling "OMG two grlz like me wht should i do?" thread.
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Old 11-02-2012, 04:45 PM
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Old 11-02-2012, 05:27 PM
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so little back story... a few years ago me and my buddy head up to the lake.. after walking around we meet these girls there so we start hanging out with them and there from a town 30 minutes away from our hometown... my buddy starts dating the one girl (we will call her plan A) but the travel time was to much for him so he gave up haha...

now 3 months ago plan A texts me up saying she is in town and wants to hang out so she comes to my bar and we start partying and drinking which leads to a big ol make out sesh.. later on that night she introduces me to some friends of hers... the one friend is all over me so she becomes my plan B...

present day.. ive been dating/seeing Plan B for a couple weeks now, im not really to fond of her and just to lazy to break up with her lol, how ever now im with Plan B, plan A has been in town alot more staying at plan B's house and me and plan A have been flirting like crazy mad...

now with your expert opinions, what is the proper way to ditch plan B but still pick up her friend plan A with out looking like a total asshole?
Correct me if I'm wrong but didnt you just make a thread not too long ago about a girlfriend who dumped you? And you couldnt live without her?

If so you've come a long way buddy and are finally seeing the light. the fact that you have two women who know each other but sound like total sluts and you still have questions tell me you still have a way to go. My advice is to treat them like the whores that they are.

Take it from a guy who was single and finally got married. Get it out of your system and then some.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:39 PM
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snuff em both, make a human doll out of plan A
why did it take so many replies to finally get the perfect one?
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:06 PM
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My suggestion?

Show this to "plan A" where you, as a grown man, brags about a "make out sesh". I think plan A will tell plan B what a tool you are, and then it should all just take care of itself.
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