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Old 02-01-2013, 04:10 PM
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divorce

My wife and I are calling it quits.

it's been 10 years.

My question is how do I meet women.

Last time I dated I was responding to classifieds in the paper.

What do I say to them?

Thanks my good friends.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:22 PM
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make sure you have lots of swag and yolo, girls like swag and yolo
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:26 PM
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Mojo and good thoughts brother, hope your at peace with this decision


On a sidenote about the women just make sure your game is tight - keep a good physical appearence (lose weight, start to workout, etc, etc) get some updated clothes, etc, physical apperance will help a lil bit


I just find that making a women 'laugh or chuckle' will go a loooong way, dont be afraid to poke fun at yourself sometimes, and confidence and life-goals will help as well. Maybe a cute pet or kid as a 'chick magnet' as well


I meet em everywhere and anywhere, the gym, the library, the local food outlet/chains, a funeral, etc, etc most women love to shop on some level - a bar can be a decent place occasionally, but i wouldnt rely on that


Thats a start imo, keep us posted
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:30 PM
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Girls like good clothes. You need new clothes and go to a bar with friends
Act like you are not looking for anyone thats how you pick up a girl sooner or later

Sorry to hear about you devorcing
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:31 PM
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Mojo and good thoughts brother, hope your at peace with this decision


On a sidenote about the women just make sure your game is tight - keep a good physical appearence (lose weight, start to workout, etc, etc) get some updated clothes, etc, physical apperance will help a lil bit


I just find that making a women 'laugh or chuckle' will go a loooong way, dont be afraid to poke fun at yourself sometimes, and confidence and life-goals will help as well. Maybe a cute pet or kid as a 'chick magnet' as well


I meet em everywhere and anywhere, the gym, the library, the local food outlet/chains, a funeral, etc, etc most women love to shop on some level - a bar can be a decent place occasionally, but i wouldnt rely on that


Thats a start imo, keep us posted
Thanks I just bought some corduroy pants. Are they still in style?

When you meet the women what do you do? Do you comment on their breasts right away or wait?

thanks.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:32 PM
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Girls like good clothes. You need new clothes and go to a bar with friends
Act like you are not looking for anyone thats how you pick up a girl sooner or later

Sorry to hear about you devorcing
I dont get that. So I ignore them and let them pick me up?
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:42 PM
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:43 PM
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You're a yoga goer, use that. The chicks in the yoga class I venture to are smoking hot, and mostly single. Just don't be afraid to put your balls near the ban saw and strike up a conversation.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:47 PM
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I dont get that. So I ignore them and let them pick me up?
If every girl in the room sees you are desperate and really wanting to pick someone you´re getting ****

You must act like selfconfident mother****er who does not care about every bitch possible...Girls are just tired of hundreds of horny guys

Go out with single friends who will bring some other single friends (girls)
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:49 PM
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:50 PM
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You're a yoga goer, use that. The chicks in the yoga class I venture to are smoking hot, and mostly single. Just don't be afraid to put your balls near the ban saw and strike up a conversation.
The yoga studio probably is my "bar".
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If every girl in the room sees you are desperate and really wanting to pick someone you´re getting ****

You must act like selfconfident mother****er who does not care about every bitch possible...Girls are just tired of hundreds of horny guys

Go out with single friends who will bring some other single friends (girls)
Man I got intiminated just reading that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:55 PM
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You're a yoga goer, use that. The chicks in the yoga class I venture to are smoking hot, .
Man I just about missed that.

Is that really true. have I gotten to you?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:01 PM
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Canuck as you´re located in Phoenix I found you a great ´´yoga studio´´ where you can meet some hot chicks

Its called Seamus McCaffrey´s and its on Monroe street

look at all those chicks hanging with old men, its great !
http://www.seamusmccaffreys.com/phot...%3AAlbum%3A335
http://www.seamusmccaffreys.com/phot...%3AAlbum%3A335

I hope the guy in tie is not you
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:04 PM
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Jayce, nice to see you back again.

I'm nowhere near as smooth as this guy. That was actually a pretty good movie.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:23 PM
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Man I just about missed that.

Is that really true. have I gotten to you?
Haha, you didn't. It was recommended by some of the fellas I box with while I continue to get into fight shape.

After a few sessions last month, core was feeling stronger, shoulders hurt less, (until I strained an AC in my shoulder) had more fluidity in my movements. Has been a huge help thus far.
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