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Old 09-11-2012, 03:00 PM
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Dick Nicknames?
If you had to have a nickname for your member, what would it be?

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Old 09-11-2012, 03:06 PM
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Many ex-girlfriends referred to it as "that thing"?

"Will you put that thing away" "I'm not touching that thing"...
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:07 PM
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Many ex-girlfriends referred to it as "that thing"?
Not sure it's a good sign.
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:07 PM
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Dicknames! Ive coined a new word.
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:19 PM
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:34 PM
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:08 PM
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:46 PM
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:33 PM
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:41 AM
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Old 09-15-2012, 07:33 AM
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:05 PM
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If you have to name it, it probably doesn't speak enough for itself.
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:57 PM
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If you have to name it, it probably doesn't speak enough for itself.
Where the **** have you been? It takes a cock naming thread to bring you out of retirement?
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