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Old 02-05-2013, 01:52 PM
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I'm sure you were a perfect gentleman all the way along.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:13 PM
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Dump her then post pics of her on here, it's the proper thing to do.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:48 PM
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It's pretty obvious that you already know what you need to do but you started this thread hoping someone had good advice on how to cope with her craziness and deal with it because you have feelings for her and don't want to lose her. Or maybe you hoped someone would tell you it would get better and had a similar story where everything worked out. Unfortunately for you it sounds like the relationship is over unless she is scheduled for a lobotomy in the near future. There is always better looking, better ****ing, tighter snatched and less crazy women out there (they are all crazy just different degrees of it) so end it now and be thankful that you did it before she cut your dick off in your sleep and fed it to your neighbors dog. What are you, some kind of bitch?
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:53 PM
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I'm sure you were a perfect gentleman all the way along.
For the most part, until she got crazy.

I think I know whats right here. Also, im pissed enough to post pix of this emotionless human player. But I deleted them in anger, also tit tats aren't usually liked.

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:46 PM
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Oh noes !!! Sounds like she pregnant !!
I have encountered this problem tons of times. What she wants is more attention. Random "you look cutes". And reminders on why you liked her in the 1st place. Whether you are tired of her and want her gone is up to you.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:13 PM
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Be a man and do it analy with her.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:20 PM
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as i was sayin earlier, random comments about them looking good when they dont , or sayin stuff like "i just wanna smack that butt", or let me fondle dem titties." always works and will turn any cranky biatch into a loving adoring girl. seriously go try it. even if you dont fell like it. mention that all day you had been remembering a bj she gave you once, and that thought helped you out throughout the day.. first chance she gets .... shes going down on you.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:52 PM
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Be a man and do it analy with her.
done deal.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:10 PM
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For the most part, until she got crazy.

I think I know whats right here. Also, im pissed enough to post pix of this emotionless human player. But I deleted them in anger, also tit tats aren't usually liked.

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Walk away.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:34 PM
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Be a man and do it analy with her.
But only if she does you with a strap-on.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:49 PM
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If she is that crazy. You can take her to a doctor, get him/her to give some good drugs. Then the bonus is free drugs. Some of those crazy pills can send you on a wild trip. That is if you end up keeping her. Also some of those crazy pills have high street value. So not only that you can make a few bucks.
One more bonus is nobody will ever love you as much as a crazy stalker would. Just keep all sharp objects safely secured, somewhere were she cant get em.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:47 PM
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If she is that crazy. You can take her to a doctor, get him/her to give some good drugs. Then the bonus is free drugs. Some of those crazy pills can send you on a wild trip. That is if you end up keeping her. Also some of those crazy pills have high street value. So not only that you can make a few bucks.
One more bonus is nobody will ever love you as much as a crazy stalker would. Just keep all sharp objects safely secured, somewhere were she cant get em.
It must suck to be you.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:12 PM
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i've known a few girls like this. gtfo now. never speak to her again.

do not plow her one last time either, as she might come at you in a couple months claiming pregnancy.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:20 PM
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Inject yourself with AIDS. Tell her. If she still wants to be intimate with you then she's a keeper.
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:48 PM
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Inject yourself with AIDS. Tell her. If she still wants to be intimate with you then she's a keeper.
Couldn't he just pretend to have AIDS? Lol...
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