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Old 12-27-2008, 07:06 PM
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Banging your Friends Wife/GF

Anyone ever do this? How many snakes on the site besides me? I have skullfuked a few of my Girlfriends friends back in the day but only came close to fuking a friends wife.

My best run was actually in college. Was living with my Ex and three of her friends and within a period of 6 months hit all three. One was in the Laundry room of our complex after we came home from a night of heavy drinking(My Gf stayed in that night) The thing that sucks is A: she had a hairy swamp pu$$y and B: she started to feel guilty towards the end and I never got a chance to shoot!


Another was pretty cool actually this was another roommate friend who was going out with one of my college buddies. This one liked to smoke weed and I know she always had a thing for me. One morning we got stoned and were hanging out by ourselves. The girl went to bend to drop an ash into the ashtray and her shirt kinda hung down so I can see her braless t!ts anyway, being superhorny I commented to her "why the fuk do you have to tease me like that" She played coy and I said look!, showing off my woody and I asked her if she wanted to see it? She looked at me funny and thought I was fuking around. I told her I know this could get me in trouble but I have masturbated to you several times and sometimes picture you when I am fuking my girl! she smiled and said really? I told her yeah and asked her if she wanted to watch me jerkoff? Again, she was hesitant but you could tell that she was getting turned on so I pulled it out and she did one of those omg kinda looks and feigned embarrassment. I started to jerk myself off and she was just staring at me while I did it. Finally, after about 5 minutes she said I can't take it anymore and got between my legs and proceeded to suck me off until I came in her mouth.

We ended up fuking in the shower after that and I even went into her room one night while my ex was passed out and slammed her from behind shooting all over her ass/back/hair. I think I felt guilty for like a minute but I got over it quick.

There are more good ones but....I want to here some from the others.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:11 PM
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my girlfriend of 5 years in college went back to NJ after her Graduate school while I was still in college. I started to see my current wife with the distance and all and got a call right before I graduated from my former best friend from 5th grade thru college(he even followed me to York College for his Junior year) and he wanted me to be the first to know that he and my ex were together, they got married in 2000 and had a baby in 2006.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:13 PM
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i banged 2 Ex's of one of my buddys, i banged a buddy of mines Fiance after he cheated on her with a guy and i got back at one of my EX's by railing her sister.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:16 PM
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Been there done that, banged a friend's wife. Hottest and best sex I've had. That girl was just down right dirty.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:56 PM
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Been there done that, banged a friend's wife. Hottest and best sex I've had. That girl was just down right dirty.
She was a Dirty Girl as are most Army Wives
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:58 PM
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Eehh yea, sadly I must confess to this one. Kinda, not a best friend or neighbor or whatnot.

Had this chick approach me at a club one night many moons ago while living in FL, I was single at the time. I told her she looked familiar and I knew her, she denied it and we had a pretty great night. I found out next day who she was and I was right, I worked with her husband. This is where the story SHOULD have ended, but I was young and she did have puss. Her hubby and I even played on the same ball team and he and I had drank a few beers before. I never put it together until she came to the next practice (next day) and while I was sitting on the bench taking a break she came and sat next to me. Her husband hollared from accross the field "Hey, hands off the old lady dude" he was obviously joking around. She quietly said "little to late for that isnt it?" And then said she'd see me that night. Again this is where the story should end, but nnnooooo, I was a complete turd and did it again. I woke up the next morning feeling like a piece of complete shiit. That day I found out where she worked and called her to tell her it was a done deal now. She said she wanted to meet me to tell me no hard feelings and all was well. We met at this beach and she was in a bikini. FUK ME!! I did it again!! At the beach!. That was the end though. When I left I never called her or took her calls. I still feel like a pc of trash when I think about it.
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Old 12-27-2008, 09:15 PM
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Best friend's wife here! Guy i knew for over 15 years. Something that built up over the course of a couple years, first just playful flirting type stuff then just seemed to go farther and farther each time. He started getting inclinations that something might be up and I ended up losing both of them plus mutual friends in the end as im just not one for awkward situations. Felt it was just best to part ways with the whole clan. Sad thing is i never felt guilty, and to this day still dont really...probably cause i did actually legitimately like her. (or i have just no character whatsoever,...lol)
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:09 AM
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Friend's sister a couple of times, a couple of ex girlfriends of friends, a second cousin, etc......whoever got (gets) in my way that got my dick hard basically was (in a way still is) fair game. Never did a friend's wife though.......seems to me that crosses the line.
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:35 AM
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Bros before hos scumbags. Banging a friend's wife is just retarded. There are a million skanks out there waiting to fXck but hell, why do that when you could be a scum to your friends. What a species! Damn monkeys with thumbs.
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:53 AM
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Bros before hos scumbags. Banging a friend's wife is just retarded. There are a million skanks out there waiting to fXck but hell, why do that when you could be a scum to your friends. What a species! Damn monkeys with thumbs.
Here's the thing Peda, if a girl is willing to cheat like that especially with a friend then what kind of person is that? I mean if it is not with me then it would be with someone else. If anything I am doing the friend a favor by exposing the cheating ball gargaler! for the whore she truly wants to be. You are obviously a glass half full kinda guy! Need to work on that.
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:59 AM
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I think im with Pesa on this one. Some of you guys are scumbags lol. Plenty of pu$$y out there that you dont need to bang a friend's wife/gf/ex or whatever the fu*k
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:04 AM
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I think im with Pesa on this one. Some of you guys are scumbags lol. Plenty of pu$$y out there that you dont need to bang a friend's wife/gf/ex or whatever the fu*k
In my defense I was in college when all this debauchery went on but I have had moments over the years where I could've banged a GF's friend and did not do it.....although I knew she took it in the ass and definitely wanted to bang me....and what was even better was she was kinda a mental case the girl was raped by a black man several years before(it was a serial rapist who made the headlines in NY way back when) so she was just a wreck who thought she should submit to all men whenever the need arised. Basically the perfect woman!
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:08 AM
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Eehh yea, sadly I must confess to this one. Kinda, not a best friend or neighbor or whatnot.

Had this chick approach me at a club one night many moons ago while living in FL, I was single at the time. I told her she looked familiar and I knew her, she denied it and we had a pretty great night. I found out next day who she was and I was right, I worked with her husband. This is where the story SHOULD have ended, but I was young and she did have puss. Her hubby and I even played on the same ball team and he and I had drank a few beers before. I never put it together until she came to the next practice (next day) and while I was sitting on the bench taking a break she came and sat next to me. Her husband hollared from accross the field "Hey, hands off the old lady dude" he was obviously joking around. She quietly said "little to late for that isnt it?" And then said she'd see me that night. Again this is where the story should end, but nnnooooo, I was a complete turd and did it again. I woke up the next morning feeling like a piece of complete shiit. That day I found out where she worked and called her to tell her it was a done deal now. She said she wanted to meet me to tell me no hard feelings and all was well. We met at this beach and she was in a bikini. FUK ME!! I did it again!! At the beach!. That was the end though. When I left I never called her or took her calls. I still feel like a pc of trash when I think about it.

Don't be so hard on yourself PF! So what if you're a lousy scumbag! At least you are in some good company on here.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:09 AM
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Friend's sister a couple of times, a couple of ex girlfriends of friends, a second cousin, etc......whoever got (gets) in my way that got my dick hard basically was (in a way still is) fair game. Never did a friend's wife though.......seems to me that crosses the line.
I actually got turned on by the fact you banged your second cousin! Give me a call I want some details and call me late, like 3am late I should be sleeping naked by then.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:12 AM
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im guilty of this one..and i still feel bad about it. at the time it was my best friend's gf, and it was awesome, so awesome. it went on for a couple years, here and there nothing steady. i do feel bad, but would do it again .
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