Attn Brohs: At the In Laws For Dinner

[flex_buff_chest]

How do you deal with this?

[BROKEN*ORBITAL]

Go to the washroom and rub one out thinking about the hottest family member there.

[Humpzilla]

Drink Heavily. Best out in the drive-way, even if its snowing

[cookie monster]

So spelling bro's with an H and maybe her family will accept you..

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

So spelling bro's with an H and maybe her family will accept you..

As soon as you spell "stop" with and t and p

[Stevens Lindros]

Have 1-2 beers so you don't feel embarrassed, not 4-10 so you embarrass yourself, it's a subtle difference but it can really come in handy if you're feeling nervous.

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

As soon as you spell "stop" with and t and p

[kam]

Start an argument with your wife and show them who runs things, in-laws love that. Threaten her with a backhand just so they know you're for real.

[AvsFanatic]

Originally Posted by kam

Start an argument with your wife and show them who runs things, in-laws love that. Threaten her with a backhand just so they know you're for real.

That is classic Kam!

Flex I don't normally respond to your threads cause frankly I think you're a fukin douche bag and I've wanted to run you over with my car for years now. But even so I'll still give you my 2 cents on this subject cause I can feel for any dude in this situation.

I assume her parents are still married themselves? Or is this a family gathering where her parents and their new signifcant others are all attending?

I've found when it's the latter, it was much easier then when they were still together. Some family morals seem to go down the drain in these situations and they also tend to stick with their newbies because of the lingering resentments they still have towards each other. It's easier to dance from one grouping to the next if things even get close to being an issue.

Solution:

Find a couple things you relate to well with each(including the new additions) and play those cards as much, and for as long as you can. Not necessarily all at once though. Its not to hard to smile and be nice for a few hours. Don't get drunk!

Now if they're still together you usually end up spending alot more time with them both and they focus as a team on your faults. These are where things get dicey and your more apt to say/do something one of them won't like and in turn force the other into backing their significant other. Odds are higher somethiing will be said or done that make things uncomfortable for someone that they'll certainly be talking about you when your gone. I found taking a low key route here and try and direct positive attention toward their daughter WITHOUT burying your nose up her ass. Def don't get drunk!

Time frame is big with this subject. If your talking more then 24 hrs you have to have a backup plan. Either an infallible excuse to leave(at least for awhile) or a sudden stomach ailment that forces you to retire alone for 24 hrs.

If it's 3-5 days? Smoke alot of dope and try not to get drunk. Low key approach definitely and clean up after yourself. Don't be a fukin slob, all parents hate slobs! Offer to cook if you have to, or help her old man fix the backyard lattice thats falling over. Be helpful but don't over do it. You do to much and they'll be wanting you to come over all the time whether they like you or not. They'll put up with alot if they're getting free labor out of it.

If it's more then 5 days? Easy! Post which road you'll be standing on and at what time, I'll get there as soon as I can to put you out of your fukin misery.

Good Luck!

[rondo]

I almost lost you but the first and last paragraphs are classics !!!

[smashem]

I suggest you ask her mother when was the last time she got laid, If no answer look at her and say are you ignoring me, I asked you a question answer me, when she does not reply again then ask how her kunt taste. That should end the night 4 ya.

[Gunslinger]

If you dislike them that much, why go in the first place? Dumb-ass!

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

How do you deal with this?

kill yourself?

[tyler1]

In was right?
They need to deal w you , not vice versa
Put on the pants and take charge , stop being a *****

[Sukoshi84]

Hashish and speak very slow due to the lack of intellect and intelligence, that's how I deal with my soon to be In-Laws!