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Old 07-19-2010, 02:16 PM
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Well guys, how it happened I dont know.

the other day I got home and there was a envelope addressed to me from The Kitchener Rangers Organization. Thinking it could have been the Request for Autographed stuf for a Make-A-Wish foundation event, It turned out to be a packet inviting me to training camp in August. Thinking it was junk mail, I threw it out. Yesterday, I got a phone call from the Recruiter asking If I had recieved my packet and if I was going to join them in August.

what do you guys think? I dont know if I could keep up with that level of play yet. Im 18 and could very well make it to at lease the ECHL if I pick my play up and get in 10x better shape.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:18 PM
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I hear they have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, so thats a good start for you.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:25 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:40 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:18 PM
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misleading thread title.. i thought it had to do with orgies
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:23 PM
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just go in there all young and hip..........and turn up that STEREO!!!!
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:38 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:43 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 04:25 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 04:49 PM
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um nope. did not happen, American boy.
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:04 PM
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um nope. did not happen, American boy.
What part was the giveaway?

I like this part:

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Thinking it could have been the Request for Autographed stuf for a Make-A-Wish foundation event, It turned out to be a packet inviting me to training camp in August. Thinking it was junk mail, I threw it out.
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:28 PM
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What part was the giveaway?

I like this part:
Actually, this isnt the first time ive gotten something from them...I was just to nervous to deal with it before. ANd the thing for make a wish was sent out to the entire OHL. Not just them. and I sent the letters 5 month ago and still havent seen anything...
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Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:36 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:54 PM
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This has the makings for a real good thread.
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Old 07-19-2010, 05:59 PM
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