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Some B*O Backyard Wrestling
As many of you know B*O was/is a world renowned ball hockey superstar. Before that though, way back in the 90's when he was just a wee teenager, BROKEN*ORBITAL was a backyard wrestling superstar known as "The Outsider." Nowadays I'm known as "The Insider" for completely unrelated reasons, but I digress.
How about we kick things off with me getting powerbombed about 8 feet down through a glass table. And when I say glass table, I mean two chairs with wood and windows on them. (We were working on a budget, leave me alone). Haha.
-------------------- What next? How about a suicide dive off a 10 foot roof onto a table that doesn't break. And when I say table, I mean a piece of wood laid across 2 fridges. (Damn budget).
------------- F*cken table. That didn't work, so let's try a piledriver onto it.
----------------- How about a running suicide dive onto a fridge? Yeah, let's do that.
--------------- Here's The Outsider doing a Shooting Star Press. Only problem is I don't know how to do a Shooting Star Press and I almost break my neck.
---------------------- And here's me laying in a pool of gasoline and getting set on fire. Because, well, why not?
--------------------- Good times. Still a lot more clips to come. Have fun boys.
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Was that a young Jack Edwards doing the commentary? I wanted to puncture my eardrums.
It's been boring around here lately B*O.... I hope these vids liven it up like the famed ball hockey clips! Kudos to you, Outsider!
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that **** was great haha..
the slow-mo shooting star press looked insanely dangerous. good ****...and what the **** were you thinking with the pool of gasoline?!
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this is the best thread ever. good on ya, B*O.
sidenote: in hindsight, maybe rolling towards that can of gas was not a good idea. hahahaha. i really, really look forward to more of this.
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Not a fan of wrestling but BO always delivers! I was getting swept in the theatrics and the moment until the guy who lit you on fire also tried to put you out and save you. Just took me right out of it.
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I hope you still have the haircut.
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Priceless.
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Slobberknocker!
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Pretty sure the Outsider shaved that mop off for the ball hockey season. If memory serves he was bald during those donnybrooks!
Hey, that wood be a great backyard wrestling name- Donny Brooks!
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I'll love you forever if that was intended to be a pun.
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I honestly don't like Mondays (First day of the week)
B*O this cements you as being the sites premiere and foremost idiot!
On a positive note, those vids cracked me up! Thanks for lightening up the first workday of the week for me!!
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