Starting my UFC Training!

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by flex_buff_chest

Once again, this needless flaming is pointless.

Please leave me alone or I will consider it harassment.

Thank you.

And you call yourself a "legend".

Why do you have to lie about taking "ufc" lessons, it's painfully obvious you don't.

[Jack Schitt]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

And you call yourself a "legend".

Why do you have to lie about taking "ufc" lessons, it's painfully obvious you don't.

I'm by no means an expert on MMA or its terminology, but I have never heard " snuggling taint" before. I asked a co worker who is a bjj black belt and trains pretty much every combat style if he had heard that term. Although he found it to be pretty funny, it was a new one for him as well. Honestly, I thought that term described your feelings for the current POTUS, but I digress....

[straka91]

Ill fight you Flex. I have trained with my pillow, mastered the body slam in a mere 6 minutes. Suck it. I will mess your face up so damn bad man, your face is going to look like a vagina 5 seconds after child birth. Yea that bad flex. My UFC, is waaaayyy better than your ufc. Unlike you, I have been training everyday for last month for a combined 4 hours. Yea you hear right Buff, fo howa.

You know what I will just tell you how good my skills are brah. Who just opened a new pillow line with Tapzout? The guy that actually trained in the real world, not UFC 3.

Whoa, whoa, stop, just stop. I know what your thinking flex, "This guy just str8 clowning me dog, I should just retire to some Diablo 3." Well Im here to tell you, once we get in the Hexagon, Im going to be bread, your going to be butter, and Im just going to flat out smear your booty. If my body slam was a knife, and you were a hog, guess was. Your spinal cord, will become ham with a lil bacon sprinkled on top.

And just when you thought the ref was going to stop the fight, he doesnt. So then I rip off some fence, wrap it around your wables, and precede to do things god cant even do. Get this Flex Booty Cooty, your nut sack, will literally be FEDEXed to your mothers house, with free shipping bro. Heck I ll even throw in one of my bottom tier pillow for allowing me, to theoreticallly, jab my penis in your eye socket.

What?!

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by Jack Schitt

I'm by no means an expert on MMA or its terminology, but I have never heard " snuggling taint" before. I asked a co worker who is a bjj black belt and trains pretty much every combat style if he had heard that term. Although he found it to be pretty funny, it was a new one for him as well. Honestly, I thought that term described your feelings for the current POTUS, but I digress....

Maybe it's a local thing. I think it's time to put the Obama jokes away lol.

The only reason I'm busting Flex Buff Chestes balls is because he writes on my wall "I'm much more of a legend than you" out of no where, last week lol.

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Maybe it's a local thing. I think it's time to put the Obama jokes away lol.

The only reason I'm busting Flex Buff Chestes balls is because he writes on my wall "I'm much more of a legend than you" out of no where, last week lol.

Thats because he is

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

Thats because he is

Lol....ok. That may be, but to spam some ones wall who's never said anything to you, and then cry about being harassed is kinda lame.

He just seeks attention, so I gave him some.

Btw, this has what to do with you? Besides your supercool message about raping zombies you spammed my wall with too?

Birds of a feather and all that I guess....

[flamesblackace]

Attenion seekers get attention... and often it's of the bad variety... or the hilarious variety for all of us other HF posters

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Lol....ok. That may be, but to spam some ones wall who's never said anything to you, and then cry about being harassed is kinda lame.

He just seeks attention, so I gave him some.

Btw, this has what to do with you? Besides your supercool message about raping zombies you spammed my wall with too?

Birds of a feather and all that I guess....

It's on an open message forum that's what it's got to do with me.

Obviously I didn't explain a Hugh's Anurism to you properly they're not zombies till you're finished with them and that's only if you've done it right!

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

It's on an open message forum that's what it's got to do with me.

Obviously I didn't explain a Hugh's Anurism to you properly they're not zombies till you're finished with them and that's only if you've done it right!

Creepy.....

[acdcrocksno1]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

Creepy.....

I might be a creep but I'm a creep for you

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

I might be a creep but I'm a creep for you

You just want me for my 20% employee discount at the Cheesecake Factory.

[flamesblackace]

Originally Posted by acdcrocksno1

I might be a creep but I'm a creep for you

And I always thought you and FBC were creepy for me

[Jack Schitt]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

You just want me for my 20% employee discount at the Cheesecake Factory.

So a slice of overrated cheesecake only costs you 12 bucks?

[cookie monster]

Originally Posted by Jack Schitt

So a slice of overrated cheesecake only costs you 12 bucks?

We can't all be lucky enough to work in a profession that gets you free pastries and coffee.

[flex_buff_chest]

Originally Posted by cookie monster

We can't all be lucky enough to work in a profession that gets you free pastries and coffee.

So how do you feel about MMA?