Best scumbag moves you pulled in mens leagues or open hockey?

[havoc00]

I do slew foots all the time in front of the net. Kick back of peoples skates when they are going hard into the boards. Post more

[FistofFury]

Crosschecked someone in the side of the head and KOed em. That's after he slewfooted and kicked my skates.

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by FistofFury

Crosschecked someone in the side of the head and KOed em. That's after he slewfooted and kicked my skates.

i called a guy a dick. then i apologized and said I shouldnt use that language on the ice.

[Phila26Flyers]

Originally Posted by havoc00

I do slew foots all the time in front of the net. Kick back of peoples skates when they are going hard into the boards. Post more

You left out the part where you get your ass kicked and your bro tracks your "pims" in the bleachers.

[FistofFury]

Originally Posted by theknuckler

i called a guy a dick. then i apologized and said I shouldnt use that language on the ice.

I hope you took your glove off pointed and bulged your eyes for extra effect.

[havoc00]

Originally Posted by Phila26Flyers

You left out the part where you get your ass kicked and your bro tracks your "pims" in the bleachers.

U wish

[JKidd]

****ing hate slew foots with a passion, classless, ***** move from a person who isn't strong enough to battle for a puck.

I've thrown some hits here and there in no contact leagues, cross checks, a couple hacks here and there.

The worst, I boarded a guy on the end boards. I didn't even try, but wasn't able to stop in time, and we met at the puck at the same time with his back to me (I chased directly to the puck, and he chased from around the net). I even apologized on the ice to him. Thankfully, he was ok because I ****ing hammered him.

Some hip checks on guys trying to soft chip around me on the blue line on the break out - or coming into the zone.

[havoc00]

Originally Posted by JKidd

****ing hate slew foots with a passion, classless, ***** move from a person who isn't strong enough to battle for a puck.

I've thrown some hits here and there in no contact leagues, cross checks, a couple hacks here and there.

The worst, I boarded a guy on the end boards. I didn't even try, but wasn't able to stop in time, and we met at the puck at the same time with his back to me (I chased directly to the puck, and he chased from around the net). I even apologized on the ice to him. Thankfully, he was ok because I ****ing hammered him.

Some hip checks on guys trying to soft chip around me on the blue line on the break out - or coming into the zone.

u mad?

[JKidd]

Originally Posted by havoc00

u mad?

Not at all.

[skacore]

One time this guy tried to slew foot me in front of the net but it didn't work, so I dropped a glove and KO'ed him

[Boston Garden]

As the residing tough guy in my local pond hockey league, I got slashed on the back of my knee..so I turned around and dropped my gloves until the coward that slashed me did the fake glove drop. So I pummeled him until he turtled and my teammates had to hold me back. I got a 2-5-10 for that one.

I'm pretty sure the punk that I beat down was French Canadian too, probably looks up to Max Lapierre.

BTW my fight record is 12-0-2

[acdcrocksno1]

I once refused to shake a players hand after the game because he looked at me funny.

[Stevens Lindros]

Spear to the balls then a punch to the face, but only done it a few times and only to the 3-4 assholes I've met who deserved it i.e. did it to me first, slew footed me, crosschecked me in the face, etc.

[theknuckler]

Originally Posted by Boston Garden

As the residing tough guy in my local pond hockey league, I got slashed on the back of my knee..so I turned around and dropped my gloves until the coward that slashed me did the fake glove drop. So I pummeled him until he turtled and my teammates had to hold me back. I got a 2-5-10 for that one.

I'm pretty sure the punk that I beat down was French Canadian too, probably looks up to Max Lapierre.

BTW my fight record is 12-0-2

Wow, your wife fought you to a draw. Impressive

[BROKEN*ORBITAL]

I've been involved in a few. Most recent was last week.

Had a breakaway. Defenseman got as close as he could from behind and slashed my stick. Stick was broken (kind of bent like an L), but not in 2 pieces. I couldn't take a shot at that point because the stick would have just fallen apart. So (after watching Bo Jackson on ESPN's 30 for 30 the night before) with 5-10 feet between the goalie and myself I just put my head down and went full tilt into him. The goalie, the net, and myself all went flying.

Ref called me for goalie interference, but didn't call the slash. When I showed him my stick he said I broke it on the goalie's mask when I "dive bombed him."

Sh1t got crazy after that. I ended up with a 2 minutes for goalie interference, 5 minutes for fighting, a 10 minute misconduct, and a double game misconduct. 37 pims on the play. Fight spilled through the door at the end of the rink and we were going at it in the walkway leading to the dressingrooms.

Sounds like I'm going to be suspended for a while.