Best Chirp lines in hockey that you have heard

[jarrelle10]

There are a couple I have heard that I think are hur-larri-usss

Also, if you youtube clips of them, post them.

Dave Brown: Hey Timmy, you got those fuken gloves cemented on?

Trevor Senn: Minor league hockey is nothing but Cocktails and Dreams!

Dan Fournel: He'd better be a beaver because I am going to stick him in his mouth!

[Gtrain15]

Kevin Stevens: you lay on the ice like a broad, bellows.

[blackngold]

You're ****ing my balls you ****ing tit ****er.

YouTube - hockey trash talk

[Jack Schitt]

YouTube

"You FAT PIG ! ... Have ANOTHER DONUT !"

[Unforgiven]

I prefer the clever chirps to the obscene.

My last year of junior, one of our star players was getting chirped by some rook plug during warm-up. About halfway through the first, he skated over to their bench during a stoppage, wiped some of the snow off his blade and threw it at the kid and said; "That's the most ice you'll get all night, you ****in' plug." The best part was even the other team's coach laughed. I don't know how many shifts the kid got after that, but he sure didn't say a word to anyone.

Another good one, was one time we were up about 6-1 or something like that. The other team started getting chippy, so our scrapper jumped someone and tuned him up pretty good after a questionable hit. For about 5 minutes the other team's coach is lecturing the ref and complaining when our assistant captain skates up and loudly declares; "Just shut the **** up, so we can get back to running the score up."

Lastly, one time a guy on my team skated by the ref during a stoppage and said; "How many more times are you gonna let me get raped?" and the ref looked at him and said; "I heard you liked it." And skated away. It wasn't that funny, but I was just stunned to hear the ref say it.

[pimking21]

"i fight kids like you on the way to fights" not a bad one. "hey napoleon with that attitude you wont make it as an armrest" gongshow hockey ones, they got tons of em on their site. i use and abuse them mofo's

[Flames_Suck44]

I just prefer to smile and nod, knowing that I can get them into the corner next shift and do some real damage (legal or not).

Talking is one thing, playing is another. Talkers can't usually play.

[Grittzkey]

it's funner and easier to talk though :P

[Godly_goon]

lol wow this reminds me of playing hockey when i was like 10 i would skate around the ice and tell kids there was no such thing as santa.. lol it deffinetly threw them off there game

[fansince65]

Originally Posted by Godly_goon

lol wow this reminds me of playing hockey when i was like 10 i would skate around the ice and tell kids there was no such thing as santa.. lol it deffinetly threw them off there game

Playing in an exhibition against a young team when one of the young guys squares of beside me for a face-off , ask does your wife fuk other guys , my answer was , NO! but your mother does so watch it you could be my son !!!!

[PuckHogs29]

Arron Asham had a good one when he was with the Isles. "Hey what's 2+2 McGrattan?"

[pimking21]

hey jarelle heres a link to one of them chirps

YouTube - DAVE BROWN TRIBUTE PART 2

[BStreetBullies]

There are just entirely too many guys on the ice that will simply stick with "Fukk you pus$y, you're a bitch"... yada yada yada.

Honestly, it's annoying and just disappointing... Get creative guys!

I for one, was always a guy that could keep his cool during scrums, at least for the most par, I mean I would go with a guy, but I wouldn't yap and tell him that I fingerbanged his sister, instead I'd go for the grandmom.

Give the kid a shake, tell him that you gave his grandmother's kidneys a poke. Or tel him that you swiped the walker from below his grandpa and he fell face first into a bowl of cereal and drowned.

I famously went after the grandmothers, and when the other team's guy would be skating to his bench past our bench, and thinking aloud "My fukking grandmom", the guys on my bench knew that I was at work.

[Cat Smasher]

oh man couldn't resist, lol

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[JKidd]

I text my goalie everyday, calling him a seive. Of course its just fun, and I'm not entirely truthful... but really, I am being quite truthful with him.

On the ice, its a lot of the usual...

"Go back to the ****ing bench you *****." - Usually after a scrum.

"You wonder why you're always open? You couldn't hit ice if you fell right now you ***." - After we leave their one blue liner open and he misses the net on his 9th consecutive attempt.

"Hey! You cherry picking piece of ****, get off the ****ing ice and go play in Russia!" To a guy that would never go to the defensive side of the redline.

"Jesus, that save was uglier than your wife." Skate by on their goalie after a weak save.

"Are you from New York, or ****ing retarded!?" Asked after my teammate sends a centering pass through our own crease and almost in the net.

"Real ****ing tough, pick on a kid 5'5 and who's already on the ice. Real ****ing tough. You get out of the box and I'll be ****ing waiting for you. You gutless ****ing asshole... ****ing prick." - After our smallest guy gets tripped on a breakaway, and their defenseman goes to the boards and is hitting him on the ice.

"Hey dickmouth, watch where your throwing those elbows. Next time I take one, I'm giving you two hands of lumber in the teeth, you ****ing douche bag." After a guy skates past me, and drills me in the head with an elbow.

A few of the chirp lines from this past season. More to come when I get back to Minny, and join back up with my boys.