What’s your Ultimate Hockey Dream Prize

[hockey doc]

Originally Posted by hockeyfriend

I’m a hockey fan who works in the marketing industry. Fortunately I get to work on a hockey sweepstakes for an NHL-sponsor client. In the past we have given away some pretty cool prizes—season tickets, tickets to the Stanley Cup, All Star Game and Season Opener in Europe. I’m trying to figure out what other hockey fans would want as your ultimate hockey dream prize. Any ideas (outside of meeting players)?

Shoving the SC up Cindy's ass.

[DUSTER76]

To lure Brash into my basement, push him into a hole, make him put lotion on the skin, skin him and hang the Brash rug on my wall.
That would be a swell prize!

[Knucklechucker]

Originally Posted by DUSTER76

To lure Brash into my basement, push him into a hole, make him put lotion on the skin, skin him and hang the Brash rug on my wall.
That would be a swell prize!

[pbag]

Originally Posted by 5min4fighting

24 hrs with Anthony Blanche

Originally Posted by skacore

handjob from Brian Campbell

Originally Posted by Cup Sipper

My screen name is cup sipper.

Originally Posted by The DZA

Dip Pierre Mcguire's bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

Who is Pierre Mcguire?

[Gunslinger]

Originally Posted by The DZA

Dip Pierre Mcguire's bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

People say I look like him. Wanna dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body, big boy?

[Colt Seavers]

Originally Posted by steg1989

Access to all the audio I want from the players on the ice.

A great idea. The Networks really need to improve their "sounds of the game" feature. They usually have sound bytes of the puck, boards, and players yelling/encouraging from the bench. I want to hear more player dialogue: on-ice interaction between each other, and the officials. From trashtalking on a faceoff to censored words that occur that the end of scrums. This is all practcal and possible, within the guidelines of the FCC.

[Ciccarelli]

My ultimate price would be just being allowed again to smoke and drink as much as I want during a game and no security and police idiots around the stands that prevent any kind of atmosphere at the rink.

[BROKEN*ORBITAL]

I'm gonna just make myself a nice tea with her used Tampon. I'll call it Red Rose. Leave it in there while I sip it. No milk, no sugar. Anyone else want a cup while I'm up?

[tonyrodmon]

Originally Posted by BROKEN*ORBITAL

I'm gonna just make myself a nice tea with her used Tampon. I'll call it Red Rose. Leave it in there while I sip it. No milk, no sugar. Anyone else want a cup while I'm up?

Well she's throwing up because thats disgusting I'll charm her like a normal person

[BROKEN*ORBITAL]

Originally Posted by tonyrodmon

Well she's throwing up because thats disgusting I'll charm her like a normal person

A normal person? What are you going to do, buy condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure? Come on. What does a freaky hot girl like that want with normal? She wants you to wrap razor wire and your balls and tea-bag her, right after both of you share a cup of that delicious Red Rose tea I spoke of earlier. Live a little.

[Gunslinger]

Gotta admire your sense of adventure. When your done send her my way.