What’s your Ultimate Hockey Dream Prize - Page 2

Mclaren14 · #16 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 08:03 PM

i went to high school with a girl that is now a Bruins Ice Girl... just let me bang her and ill be good....

PilotsFan · #17 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hockeyfriend

I’m a hockey fan who works in the marketing industry. Fortunately I get to work on a hockey sweepstakes for an NHL-sponsor client. In the past we have given away some pretty cool prizes—season tickets, tickets to the Stanley Cup, All Star Game and Season Opener in Europe. I’m trying to figure out what other hockey fans would want as your ultimate hockey dream prize. Any ideas (outside of meeting players)?

You know what? I'd like to attend a training camp, not just a practice but a few days. What do they do all day ya know?

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Originally Posted by BROKEN*ORBITAL

An autographed game worn used tampon from one of the ice girls?

Man is my wife pissed at you!! She found out why I was rolling around on the floor laughing and wow, she's not as amused as I am.

5min4fighting · #18 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 08:55 PM

24 hrs with Lord Stanley

**steg1989** · #19 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 09:08 PM

Access to all the audio I want from the players on the ice.

Skorka85 · #20 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by steg1989

access to all the audio i want from the players while they shower.

what?!

BrianTheAdsFan · #21 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 5min4fighting

24 hrs with Lord Stanley

Gross. He wants to spend time with a 101 year old corpse...

BrianTheAdsFan · #22 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by hockeyfriend

I’m a hockey fan who works in the marketing industry. Fortunately I get to work on a hockey sweepstakes for an NHL-sponsor client. In the past we have given away some pretty cool prizes—season tickets, tickets to the Stanley Cup, All Star Game and Season Opener in Europe. I’m trying to figure out what other hockey fans would want as your ultimate hockey dream prize. Any ideas (outside of meeting players)?

****...having free parking for the games I attend would be nice.

Could buy quite a few drinks with the 500 bucks I spend on it a season.

skacore · #23 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 05:27 PM

blowjob from Cassie Campbell

Cup Sipper · #24 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 05:29 PM

open bar at the closest bar to my seats for the whole season.

The DZA · #25 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 11:40 PM

Dip Pierre Mcguire's bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

The DZA · #26 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by skacore

blowjob from Cassie Campbell

LOL....I think Id rather paint up my thumb and index with lipstick than have that man beast near my c0ck

killmachine · #27 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 12:59 PM

I'm gonna be as serious as possible.

A night out on the town with a couple of players from said team would be cool. You know dinner, drinks, watchin a MMA fight at a bar or something. Of course I'm an alcoholic so getting drunk with a hockey player is like a wet dream!

Obviously if your a dork, ( like everyone on here, including me ) the dudes are pry or might be miserable. I don't really see what the difference is though, when they're out eating with the team and some asshole comes and bothers them. This would just be prolonged misery.

And the dudes are technically obligated to some type of PR nonsense type stuff.

BROKEN*ORBITAL · #28 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 01:02 PM

Just so you guys know, the guy contacted me and said my prize idea beat all of your stupid ones. I win.

killmachine · #29 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 01:15 PM

hey, after Bettman tea bags you..... I want your autograph..... does that'd mean I'd win?

BROKEN*ORBITAL · #30 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by killmachine

hey, after Bettman tea bags you..... I want your autograph..... does that'd mean I'd win?

No. I think in that situation you finish in second place.

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