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I think she broke down a while back. LOL

Can't help but notice the sores on her leg and the obvious discoloration around her crotch.

She's not hot at all to me, I just get turned off by all the hi jinx I guess, it's not attractive at all.
See I like dumb looking bitches, agree to disagree?
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:23 AM
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Funniest thread in some time. Sorry, Mike. What can you do! lol
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:26 AM
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Hey whatever floats your boat pal. There's an a$$ for every seat.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:02 PM
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:22 PM
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This is the funniest thread I have seen since knucklefukers meltdown,anyway, were these posted yet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/04....html#s=922299
i would smash the **** out of her. get an STD, that's possible. but, it's possible with any chick.

i don't understand why guys always use that arguement when it comes to slutty chicks. a girl could have slept with 1 guy and that dude had herpes.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:30 PM
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I think she broke down a while back. LOL

Can't help but notice the sores on her leg and the obvious discoloration around her crotch.

She's not hot at all to me, I just get turned off by all the hi jinx I guess, it's not attractive at all.
what obvious sores on her leg? i can't see **** except what seems like maybe an ingrown hair on her inner thigh.

discoloration around her crotch? again.....can't see ****.

you're reaching at this point and it's ****in sad. you act as if she came onto you that you'd turn her down. give me a ****in break. she looks a hell of a lot better than those busted bargoyles you were taking pictures with.

you're making yourself look like a moron.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:19 PM
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what obvious sores on her leg? i can't see **** except what seems like maybe an ingrown hair on her inner thigh.

discoloration around her crotch? again.....can't see ****.

you're reaching at this point and it's ****in sad. you act as if she came onto you that you'd turn her down. give me a ****in break. she looks a hell of a lot better than those busted bargoyles you were taking pictures with.

you're making yourself look like a moron.

It's right in the pictures dumba$$. If you stop jerkin it for 2 minutes, you might see it. That girl is skank city. I know it's probably a dream for you but trust me, you could do a lot better.

I'm not reaching for anything and if you think those are bargoyles(funny term by the way), you don't know sh1t about women. And why would you call them that anyway? Oh, I forgot, jealousy. If you only knew the truth.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:13 PM
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:25 PM
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It's right in the pictures dumba$$. If you stop jerkin it for 2 minutes, you might see it. That girl is skank city. I know it's probably a dream for you but trust me, you could do a lot better.

I'm not reaching for anything and if you think those are bargoyles(funny term by the way), you don't know sh1t about women. And why would you call them that anyway? Oh, I forgot, jealousy. If you only knew the truth.
why would i call them bargoyles? simple they look like gargoyle statues....and they're bar whores.

jealous of what? those two blondes who have the foreheads of ****in drive-in movie theater screens?

jealous of the guy who thinks it's normal to pose with girls at a restaurant? the other customers are probably thinking...."look at this gullible tool".

tell me jackass... what do you know about me that tells tou i don't know **** about women? tossing around baseless **** makes you look like an idiot. i've probably banged more girls than you've talked to. how do i know? you're the guy who becomes "friends" with skanks from a slutty restaurant. you've officially become "that guy"

i still don't see **** in the picture that would say anything about her having STD's. nobody in here does but the guy who's mad at the hot chick because hot chicks don't tak to you. keep defending those creatures...real ****in hero.
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It's right in the pictures dumba$$. If you stop jerkin it for 2 minutes, you might see it. That girl is skank city. I know it's probably a dream for you but trust me, you could do a lot better.

I'm not reaching for anything and if you think those are bargoyles(funny term by the way), you don't know sh1t about women. And why would you call them that anyway? Oh, I forgot, jealousy. If you only knew the truth.
BAM, there it is, I was waiting for you to post that to describe all the ball busting. Shouldn't expect anything better from guy that goes out in public dressed like a 14 year old pot head.
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It's right in the pictures dumba$$. If you stop jerkin it for 2 minutes, you might see it. That girl is skank city. I know it's probably a dream for you but trust me, you could do a lot better.

I'm not reaching for anything and if you think those are bargoyles(funny term by the way), you don't know sh1t about women. And why would you call them that anyway? Oh, I forgot, jealousy. If you only knew the truth.
You're awesome. This thread is awesome.

Just answer this question honestly. Are you also the same guy who goes to the t!tty bar thinking the strippers actually like him? Yeah you are.
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i don't know how you can say this girl is not attractive. if you have preferences, that's one thing. but, to say she's not good looking is bat**** ****ing crazy to me.

then to compare her wth those girls you posted is even crazier.

she's awful? she's a pig? those wingwhore chicks are 20x's hotter than her? jesus ****ing christ.

this guy......this ****in guy.
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i respect mikey there for putting himself out there. and i agree everyone will find different girls attractive and non attractive. to each his own.
but im having a hard time with do i like Paulina Gretzky better as a blonde ...

Or a brunette ???
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