Coyotes Ragdoll Flyers

[dumby]

The Coyote Express rolls on capturing their 8th win in a row, leaving the Philadelphia Flyers bloodied and bruised. The coyotes came out hitting and Philly had little response. Oskars Bartulis has been knocked out of action and Jody shelley is licking his wounds, and was called Salsa Face after the game by tough guy Paul Bissonnette whom Shelley refused to fight. Word from the Yotes locker room is Nolan Yonkmans' Helmet is just fine after receiving several glancing blows.

YouTube - Upshall Hit On Bartulis 02/22/11

[Fatt Patt]

You must have edited that video, everyone knows that the Flyers don't get pushed around.

[RetardedChimp]

Bissonnette running his mouth after doing literally nothing after Shelley decisively beat down his teamate is not surprising to me. He fights more on twitter than on the ice.

Anyways, I expect certain people to be jizzing their pants in this thread (one already did), regardless of how incorrectly it portrays the actual facts.

IB4L

[djaye]

Is this the 3rd or 4th turn down for Shelly his year?

[Sugden Flu]

Wow! Bartulis got pwned!

[tim13]

You (and Biz-Nasty - tough guy but gayest nickname ever) must have missed Shelley kicking the f*ck out of Yonkman (just like he'd kick the f*ck out of anyone on the Bruins).

Helmet shots my *ss. The bomb he landed two seconds after being cut rocked Yonkman and put him into retreat mode for the rest of the fight.

Even fatpatt, the biggest Flyers voyeur on this site besides Bruins29 and smashem would tell you that Shelley dominated that fight.

Nice board by Upshall but Mezaros boarded one of yours ten minutes later and, besides, hurting Bartulis just opens up a spot for Matt Walker, something which makes the Flyers voyeurs like fatpatt quiver at their keyboards.

I was actually pretty impressed by the Coyotes last night but let's be honest, you've won 8 straight and you're still a healthy 9 points behind the Flyers and have played a game more.

H*ll, even the Bruins are ahead of you, and everybody knows they're not any good.

P.S. What the f*ck was "Biz Nasty" going to accomplish against Shelley? Sure, anything can happen but he'd be lucky to win more than 1 out of 10 against Shelley.

[Fatt Patt]

Originally Posted by RetardedChimp

Bissonnette running his mouth after doing literally nothing after Shelley decisively beat down his teamate is not surprising to me. He fights more on twitter than on the ice.

Anyways, I expect certain people to be jizzing their pants in this thread (one already did), regardless of how incorrectly it portrays the actual facts.

IB4L

Who could have Bissonnette fought after Shelley went off for repairs? If the shoe was on the other foot you would have a field day with this.

[tim13]

Originally Posted by RetardedChimp

Anyways, I expect certain people to be jizzing their pants in this thread (one already did), regardless of how incorrectly it portrays the actual facts.

IB4L

You know, that hit on Bartulis kind of reminds me of how the Flyers have been consistently treating the Bruins for the last few seasons.

[tim13]

Originally Posted by Fatt Patt

Who could have Bissonnette fought after Shelley went off for repairs? If the shoe was on the other foot you would have a field day with this.

Stupid question. Carbomb, obviously. You know as well as I do that he feasts on heavies. Especially those wearing black and yellow. But I guess that just comes with the territory when you don the orange and black.

[Fatt Patt]

Originally Posted by tim13

You (and Biz-Nasty - tough guy but gayest nickname ever) must have missed Shelley kicking the f*ck out of Yonkman (just like he'd kick the f*ck out of anyone on the Bruins).

Helmet shots my *ss. The bomb he landed two seconds after being cut rocked Yonkman and put him into retreat mode for the rest of the fight.

Even fatpatt, the biggest Flyers voyeur on this site besides Bruins29 and smashem would tell you that Shelley dominated that fight.

Nice board by Upshall but Mezaros boarded one of yours ten minutes later and, besides, hurting Bartulis just opens up a spot for Matt Walker, something which makes the Flyers voyeurs like fatpatt quiver at their keyboards.

I was actually pretty impressed by the Coyotes last night but let's be honest, you've won 8 straight and you're still a healthy 9 points behind the Flyers and have played a game more.

H*ll, even the Bruins are ahead of you, and everybody knows they're not any good.

P.S. What the f*ck was "Biz Nasty" going to accomplish against Shelley? Sure, anything can happen but he'd be lucky to win more than 1 out of 10 against Shelley.

Look at how the Flyer homers immediately get defensive hilarious. Your savior Matt Walker is out a month with a knee injury (shocker huh). Let the hypocrisy begin.

[Fatt Patt]

Originally Posted by tim13

You know, that hit on Bartulis kind of reminds me of how the Flyers have been consistently treating the Bruins for the last few seasons.

Who brought up the Bruins? I thought you never troll?

[mckendo83]

Wow.

1 - 90% of this site scores the fight a win for jody shelley... a perfect example of drawing blood does not mean victory..

2 - Salsa face? wow tough insult how did shelley ever live with being called salsa face?

3- You're really all worked up over a completely dirty late hit (EVEN UPSHALL HAS SAID HE DIDNT MEAN TO HURT BARTULIS BUT AFTER SEEING THE REPLAY HE ADMITTS IT WAS LATE) ? wow the hypocracy is amazing... Bartulis is a young latvian player who has barely played a game this season and you're proud of the coyotes...

4- The Coyotes did not win this game cleanly, they won in overtime on the power play after giving up the Tying goal with under 2 minutes left and the goalie pulled... wow impressive defense... This game goes to a shoot out? we'll see TALENT bury the coyotes...the refs ended this game with an OT penalty call

[goaliefighter]

Originally Posted by fatt patt

who could have bissonnette fought after shelley went off for repairs? If the shoe was on the other foot you would have a field day with this.

od?

[Sugden Flu]

Originally Posted by tim13

You know, that hit on Bartulis kind of reminds me of how the Flyers have been consistently treating the Bruins for the last few seasons.

Give it a rest, 'tiny' tim. I thought you didn't troll? Sure looks like you're laying out some flame bait to me.

[RetardedChimp]

Originally Posted by tim13

Nice board by Upshall but Mezaros boarded one of yours ten minutes later and, besides, hurting Bartulis just opens up a spot for Matt Walker, something which makes the Flyers voyeurs like fatpatt quiver at their keyboards.

Mezaros also threw a nasty elbow at Upshall later in the game. But we can act like that never happened (along with "Salsa Face" literally beating Yonkman to the ice) so people can claim the Flyers don't respond.