Here's a classic, my mother bought a Santa outfit and one year a friend of mine said hey lets drive around and go to some peoples houses to see there kids, Will you get the outfit and be Santa, BIG MISTAKE. Well lets put it this way, maybe when the kids saw Santa pounding beers in there house. I made them stop believing True Story. On my mother and fathers grave.
I love my weekend drinking, if you bring nothing to the Drunk Thread. Beat it.