[straka91]

Ill fight you Flex. I have trained with my pillow, mastered the body slam in a mere 6 minutes. Suck it. I will mess your face up so damn bad man, your face is going to look like a vagina 5 seconds after child birth. Yea that bad flex. My UFC, is waaaayyy better than your ufc. Unlike you, I have been training everyday for last month for a combined 4 hours. Yea you hear right Buff, fo howa.

You know what I will just tell you how good my skills are brah. Who just opened a new pillow line with Tapzout? The guy that actually trained in the real world, not UFC 3.

Whoa, whoa, stop, just stop. I know what your thinking flex, "This guy just str8 clowning me dog, I should just retire to some Diablo 3." Well Im here to tell you, once we get in the Hexagon, Im going to be bread, your going to be butter, and Im just going to flat out smear your booty. If my body slam was a knife, and you were a hog, guess was. Your spinal cord, will become ham with a lil bacon sprinkled on top.

And just when you thought the ref was going to stop the fight, he doesnt. So then I rip off some fence, wrap it around your wables, and precede to do things god cant even do. Get this Flex Booty Cooty, your nut sack, will literally be FEDEXed to your mothers house, with free shipping bro. Heck I ll even throw in one of my bottom tier pillow for allowing me, to theoreticallly, jab my penis in your eye socket.

What?!