Originally Posted by Humpzilla
Went to a wedding yesterday. While the ceremony began at around 11 am, people must have started drinking at around 9.
Highlight of the day: The Groom's cousin was Absolutely hammered by about 1 or 2 o' clock, and towards the end of the party he tried to jump up and sit on the bar but fell backwards directly into the trash area..... only to have his fall semi broken by the female bartender of which he had been hitting on all morning.
Classic drunken wedding debauchery
Sounds like a classy affair
I f*cking hate morons who get destroyed at weddings.