I liked this headline on the NY Daily News website yesterday:
"No one reported shot, stabbed or slashed in New York City on Monday, police sources say"
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...#ixzz2Dek9bUz7
"You know what? I go into a fight, I'm going into a fight to hurt you. I'm not going in there to play patty cake."
- Steve Mac