Originally Posted by cookie monster
Listen, where I come from, you don't even bring up hooking up with a chick unless you at least get some brain.
At least since middle school lol.
I'm in college bro. I've gotten more action this week than you have in last two years. If you have any game at all, college chics are easy.
My thirteen year old cousin got some boob this weekend he told me, so he's already passed your "make out sesh" lol
lol homie, i work for one of the biggest production companies in canada... i manage 3 bars and a strip club when im not working on huge concerts im surrounded by drunk chicks that would bang my ugly ass just to feel important, i literally party with rockstars/celebrities/pornstars that you only dream about, i am the leading cause of herpes where im from,
how ever i didnt come here to brag, i came here to tell a funny little story and get some clever responses that may actually help me with my situation even though i do make very light of the situation. how ever you seemed to get offended by it, and you are bragging way harder then i was in the beginning, and you got very definsive about how much girls you actually have contact with...
now let me make you suicidal, you see in order for evolution to work and the human race to get stronger, theres a thing called selective breading, where weak undesirable males don't mate with females, meaning you will not be able to have children, which your children would probably be weak like your self, so really the fact you dont get any vag is a good thing for the human race, your abstinence is creating a better future for tomorrow, defend it all you want and this is the internet so you can truly tell us anything you want and we will never know for sure, but im good at reading people by the way they talk/type, and your a very weak person, my advice for you is stay in school and do your best to try change every other aspect of your life, its obvious to me what ever you have been doing isnt working