if there was a playoff system this past season, my Pokes would've been National Champs.
"My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'well how high was it?' They say '.07'. I said 'what's normal?' They say '.06'; I said 'one tenth? You're telling me, i'm one tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that, you must've caught me on a low day.'"