If you want a contextual translation you can ask me.
Laraque is talking about how he briefly joked around saying that the newcomers in Montreal won't get so much media pressure because they don't speak French... and by the time the story got here in Montreal and went through the bullhonkey machine, it came out as a ridiculous claim that Laraque called up the newbies in Montreal and told them never to speak French, which is retarded because BGL is technically more French than he is English.
P.S. Laraque is usually a very clean talker. He did not by any means say: "The media invented bull****." Rather, he said: "The media invented stupidities."